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Title: Little Brother as Dictator
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on February 21, 2012, 02:35:15 AM
My little brother has turned into a semi-dictator this year. During the summer, he had been talking about how he was sick of the homophobia at his school, and was going to get rid of it. I just laughed at that, telling him it was near impossible. I was wrong. My little brother is now the uncontested ruler of his grade ( 4th grade, he's 9). He has gone above and beyond to rid his grade of homophobia ( while subverting the authority of the school). He has terrified practically anyone who ever picked on him since last year.

He has a group of 20 people on his side. They rule the grade with an iron fist. He even will beat the living crap ( sorry for my use of expletives) out of kids for saying anything negative about gays. He also has banned certain types of music posters. He has pity, but not for repeated offences.

He had everyone sign a Constitution he wrote, giving them ultimate authority. Everything is settled through him and his group, which is called the Order. He also has banned any talk degrading Rome, ancient Egypt and its religion, Alexander the Great, and his direct underling known by anyone except my brother as Imperator. This Imperator, which his title means general, is probably one of the nicest kids that I know.

My little brother may technically be above him in rank, but he doesn't act like he is. He seems to have a major crush on the kid. Problem is that my little brother isn't afraid of anyone. His followers practically worship him. They are all far stronger than most kids their age. I really worry that my little brother is going to nearly kill some kid and get arrested. His followers all have a weapon of some sort. My little brother beat the living shit out of a middle schooler who decided that "fags" weren't allowed on his "turf".

He is lucky that my little brother didn't rip his head off. I may be aggressive, but my little brother goes beyond me. I regret teaching him so much. Thankfully, he hates gangs and drug dealers, so his group won't become a gang. I wonder how the school doesn't notice. But it doesn't suprise me. More problematic is his ability to easily overthrow his school government. He has turned the students against the school. As he puts it, if the school cannot keep things orderly, he will. He also has advanced his agenda to the point where if a kid goes gaybashing, kids will go after them for it without his involvement. This has been accomplished all in one year. Damn my little brother works fast. And sorry for ranting, just want to know whether you people think I should try to get my little brother to stop trying to overthrow the school or not.

"Order is difficult to achieve and difficult to maintain. Both are made far easier by use of force, tactics, and the right amount of sheer badassery" -my little brother
Title: Re: Little Brother as Dictator
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 21, 2012, 02:41:05 AM
I am glad our young people are practicing organization and getting rid of the tolerance the fat cats on wall street have for the anti-homosexual agenda. His generation will be the one to change the world while we stroke our dicks with organic vegetable oil from Whole Foods.
Title: Re: Little Brother as Dictator
Post by: Socks on February 21, 2012, 08:48:52 AM
Your little brother is a punk.
Title: Re: Little Brother as Dictator
Post by: Clara Listensprechen on February 21, 2012, 09:41:46 AM
He's only one kid, though. What makes this kid extraordinary are the people who agree with him and his leadership. But for his following, he'd still be just a massively pissed off kid by himself.
Title: Re: Little Brother as Dictator
Post by: YPrrrr on February 21, 2012, 09:47:50 AM
That boy needs therapy
Title: Re: Little Brother as Dictator
Post by: bluaki on February 21, 2012, 10:34:38 AM
Is this copypaste from somewhere? huhdoodame;
Title: Re: Little Brother as Dictator
Post by: Nyerp on February 21, 2012, 12:14:47 PM
Quote from: bluaki on February 21, 2012, 10:34:38 AM
Is this copypaste from somewhere? huhdoodame;


probably
Title: Re: Little Brother as Dictator
Post by: Hiro on February 21, 2012, 12:51:35 PM
Quote from: NPR on February 21, 2012, 09:47:50 AM
That boy needs therapy
purely psychosomatic
Title: Re: Little Brother as Dictator
Post by: Samus Aran on February 21, 2012, 12:55:32 PM
Quote from: Hiroglyph on February 21, 2012, 12:51:35 PM
purely psychosomatic


what does that mean
Title: Re: Little Brother as Dictator
Post by: ?????? on February 21, 2012, 01:57:17 PM
Quote from: Kaz on February 21, 2012, 12:55:32 PM
what does that mean
they're lyrics
[spoiler]ugh[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Little Brother as Dictator
Post by: Samus Aran on February 21, 2012, 01:59:46 PM
Quote from: Clucky on February 21, 2012, 01:57:17 PM
they're lyrics
[spoiler]ugh[/spoiler]


lol you confused me for a moment there
Title: Re: Little Brother as Dictator
Post by: snoorkel on February 21, 2012, 05:25:32 PM
also I think you missed "lie down on the couch" but I haven't heard that song in almost 40 years so I don't now