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Title: What careers do you have?
Post by: ikanaide on February 16, 2012, 02:45:14 PM

I work in a corner shop

itt your job

Title: Re: What careers do you have?
Post by: Ashley on February 16, 2012, 03:21:58 PM

Cashier in a grocery store. It kind of sucks.

Title: Re: What careers do you have?
Post by: Clara Listensprechen on February 16, 2012, 03:22:11 PM

Imaginary. Depends on what I get contracted for.

Title: Re: What careers do you have?
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 16, 2012, 03:27:22 PM

Quote from: Clara Listensprechen on February 16, 2012, 03:22:11 PM
Imaginary. Depends on what I get contracted for.

would you kill a person. would you be a contract killer

also i lift televisions and ship packages and make sure all the displays are functioning at Best Buy.

I am bad at functionality.

Title: Re: What careers do you have?
Post by: Clara Listensprechen on February 16, 2012, 03:28:32 PM

I would not get contracted to kill people. I'm good at functionality but I don't work at Best Buy.

Title: Re: What careers do you have?
Post by: bluaki on February 16, 2012, 03:30:26 PM

IT for my school's Computer Science department. It's mostly creating web stuff or programs that are useful to the faculty.

Title: Re: What careers do you have?
Post by: Samus Aran on February 16, 2012, 03:46:01 PM

professional fuck-up

Title: Re: What careers do you have?
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 16, 2012, 03:46:50 PM

Quote from: Kaz on February 16, 2012, 03:46:01 PM
professional fuck-up

how much do you charge to fuck up

Title: Re: What careers do you have?
Post by: Socks on February 16, 2012, 04:37:15 PM

I am a part time Server. But I don't host websites.

Title: Re: What careers do you have?
Post by: Classic on February 16, 2012, 04:38:06 PM

I'm paid to give guests rooms and verbal abuse.

Title: Re: What careers do you have?
Post by: Nyerp on February 16, 2012, 04:53:11 PM

professional cunt destroyer

Title: Re: What careers do you have?
Post by: Samus Aran on February 16, 2012, 05:18:15 PM

Quote from: N o t S i d on February 16, 2012, 03:46:50 PM
how much do you charge to fuck up

$2 an hour, as well as a pillow and blanket for nap time

Title: Re: What careers do you have?
Post by: Andria on February 16, 2012, 05:20:27 PM

Quote from: Kaz on February 16, 2012, 05:18:15 PM
$2 an hour, as well as a pillow and blanket for nap time

i'd like to purchase you for five hours

it is all the money I have

Title: Re: What careers do you have?
Post by: kougraducky on February 16, 2012, 05:24:45 PM

I work in my school's Admissions Department. I am the student head of the department. I organize tours and run the database and make sure my minions aren't slacking.

Title: Re: What careers do you have?
Post by: Mando Pandango on February 17, 2012, 02:01:45 AM

professional boyager

only a part-time fuckup. i work with kaz sometimes

Title: Re: What careers do you have?
Post by: snoorkel on February 17, 2012, 02:13:26 AM

"IT management and consulting, multimedia design, web hosting, and publishing services"

I host boyah
secretly, I make money every time you click Post

Title: Re: What careers do you have?
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on February 17, 2012, 02:42:49 AM

i sort glass

Title: Re: What careers do you have?
Post by: Hippopo on February 17, 2012, 06:25:03 AM

Quote from: Colonel Cold on the Cob on February 17, 2012, 02:01:45 AM
professional boyager

only a part-time fuckup. i work with kaz sometimes

What happened to your sub job???!?!?!?!??!

Title: Re: What careers do you have?
Post by: bluaki on February 17, 2012, 03:10:51 PM

Quote from: Snowy on February 17, 2012, 07:22:46 AM
Can I buy you for the next 3 weeks?

That's the best use ever of $1008 giggle;

Title: Re: What careers do you have?
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 17, 2012, 04:18:20 PM

Quote from: Snowy on February 17, 2012, 07:22:46 AM
I work at GameStop, the world's shittiest company. 5thgrade;

http://www.bestbuy.com

Title: Re: What careers do you have?
Post by: Mando Pandango on February 17, 2012, 06:16:05 PM

Quote from: Hippopo on February 17, 2012, 06:25:03 AM
What happened to your sub job???!?!?!?!??!

it's under the "fuckup" umbrella

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