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Title: You don't tell a girl that you love her when you don't even know her.
Post by: Boyager on February 16, 2012, 03:30:39 AM
Seriously, go home, jack off in a container, save it. The next morning warm it up, pour it on your dick and jack off with it. Then save all of that cum in a container. The next morning shit in a rag, pour the cum on it, and roll it around your dick and masturbate. It will trick your mind into thinking you are having anal and will make you cum harder and longer.

I usually do it when my mom goes to get the mail.
Title: Re: You don't tell a girl that you love her when you don't even know her.
Post by: Boyager on February 16, 2012, 03:40:36 AM
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Title: Re: You don't tell a girl that you love her when you don't even know her.
Post by: Boyager on February 16, 2012, 04:43:28 AM
My boyfriend said "I love you" when we were first dating.
Of course, I lashed out and reductionized his intentions as meaningless biological mechanisms of a male.
Needless to say, he got really angry and liked me even more.

I can never win. cry;
Title: Re: You don't tell a girl that you love her when you don't even know her.
Post by: Boyager on February 16, 2012, 04:53:59 AM
get the fuck off of reddit goddamnit.
Title: Re: You don't tell a girl that you love her when you don't even know her.
Post by: Boyager on February 16, 2012, 06:34:43 AM
If you know you love her, tell her as emphatically as possible. I tend to fall hard. Which is unusual because I am a stud.
Title: Re: You don't tell a girl that you love her when you don't even know her.
Post by: Boyager on February 16, 2012, 06:51:53 AM
I do not know you guys anymore.
Title: Re: You don't tell a girl that you love her when you don't even know her.
Post by: Boyager on February 16, 2012, 07:13:23 AM
SEX!

It's funny geddit?
Title: Re: You don't tell a girl that you love her when you don't even know her.
Post by: Boyager on February 16, 2012, 10:37:10 AM
My boyfriend said it after about a month and a half. Glad he waited because I definitely think you should be 100% sure before you just go blurting shit out like that. Oddly enough I had gone back and forth over saying it to him because I wanted to make sure & had planned on saying it the same day he did, but that bitch beat me to it.
Title: Re: You don't tell a girl that you love her when you don't even know her.
Post by: Boyager on February 16, 2012, 02:51:10 PM
LURV
OH LURV
Title: Re: You don't tell a girl that you love her when you don't even know her.
Post by: Boyager on February 16, 2012, 06:25:49 PM
"  Shit == AnalSex" disgusting Vaginocentric bias -- Quite Ignorant, God Envented Enemas For a Reason

Get Bodied Fucker Sincerely yours,
A Concerned Citizen
Title: Re: You don't tell a girl that you love her when you don't even know her.
Post by: Boyager on February 16, 2012, 06:41:44 PM
You don't tell a girl that you love her when you can't even eat her poop.
Title: Re: You don't tell a girl that you love her when you don't even know her.
Post by: Boyager on February 16, 2012, 07:35:17 PM
Quote from: Boyager on February 16, 2012, 06:41:44 PM
You don't tell a girl that you love her when you can't even eat her poop.


All beautiful girls poop golden nuggets everyone knows this.
Title: Re: You don't tell a girl that you love her when you don't even know her.
Post by: Boyager on February 16, 2012, 10:52:13 PM
Wow someone loves you quit your fucking bitching

Worse things have happened. Maybe get off your emotional vibrator and have some goddamn common sense instead of going head over heels
Title: Re: You don't tell a girl that you love her when you don't even know her.
Post by: Boyager on February 16, 2012, 11:05:07 PM
you can't help such things, well you can, but then one sound like you do.
Title: Re: You don't tell a girl that you love her when you don't even know her.
Post by: Boyager on February 16, 2012, 11:42:45 PM
Quote from: Boyager on February 16, 2012, 06:25:49 PM
"  Shit == AnalSex" disgusting Vaginocentric bias -- Quite Ignorant, God Envented Enemas For a Reason

Get Bodied Fucker Sincerely yours,
A Concerned Citizen


+1

,
Yr Secret Admirr
Title: Re: You don't tell a girl that you love her when you don't even know her.
Post by: Boyager on February 17, 2012, 05:58:27 AM
can a mod please lock this awful thread
Title: Re: You don't tell a girl that you love her when you don't even know her.
Post by: Boyager on February 17, 2012, 07:43:27 AM
Quote from: Boyager on February 17, 2012, 05:58:27 AM
can a mod please lock this awful thread
agreed
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