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Title: you know what I really hate
Post by: snoorkel on February 09, 2012, 09:56:47 PM
and I hate to say hate
but I really hate babies
whenever people want to talk about babie sI begin to loathe them
whenever I hear the neighbor's baby screaming I imagine blackening and injury
some client today was telling me about his sister's baby and
showing me a photo of this deformed beggar thing from fasceblck,
I vomited gently in my throat as I forced myself to respond "professionally"
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: applesauce on February 09, 2012, 09:58:20 PM
dude babies are p. cook.
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: Andria on February 09, 2012, 10:05:41 PM
Quote from: applesauce on February 09, 2012, 09:58:20 PM
dude babies are p. cook.
pedophile
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: don't let's on February 09, 2012, 10:06:28 PM
I bet you hated yourself as a child.
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: snoorkel on February 09, 2012, 10:15:44 PM
Quote from: Dead End Moon on February 09, 2012, 10:06:28 PM
I bet you hated yourself as a child.


I was actually the most adorable and carefree child you could imagine, always delighted by and engaged in my surroundings. It was only later, when my mind began finally to rot a little, that I learned of the pain and worthlessness of being, the horror of the blackness beneath my existence, and of the sickening deformed monstrosity that I really Am
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: don't let's on February 09, 2012, 10:22:59 PM
You need to learn a more apathetic outlook towards life to overcome this need for existence.
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: Socks on February 09, 2012, 10:39:15 PM
I don't like other people's babies. Why should I. The fucker isn't mine. And something that resembles a flesh diaper with eyes, pudgy hands and a chute to eat and a chute to shit is not cute at all. Now I wouldn't advocate smoothering them or questioning the point of existence to suicide because of, but I do generally recommended a more hands off approach and a casual attitude. It's like people expect you to be awed or moved when they mention a baby, or worse, shove one in your face, but I look at them with the cold and unremorseful face as if someone had stepped on my sandals.
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: snoorkel on February 09, 2012, 10:45:39 PM
Quote from: Dead End Moon on February 09, 2012, 10:22:59 PM
You need to learn a more apathetic outlook towards life to overcome this need for existence.


Oh, I've been down the path to apathy, and it leads only to loneliness.
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: don't let's on February 09, 2012, 10:49:24 PM
Yeah but if you were really apathetic you wouldn't care.
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: snoorkel on February 09, 2012, 10:52:56 PM
Quote from: Dead End Moon on February 09, 2012, 10:49:24 PM
Yeah but if you were really apathetic you wouldn't care.


I didn't care
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: Socks on February 09, 2012, 10:59:55 PM
Next week Vulpix is gonna be like, uhhh I'm pregnant. And I'll hear the train screeching in Snorkels aneurysm from over here.
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: snoorkel on February 09, 2012, 11:05:13 PM
Quote from: Socks on February 09, 2012, 10:59:55 PM
Next week Vulpix is gonna be like, uhhh I'm pregnant. And I'll hear the train screeching in Snorkels aneurysm from over here.


I removed my penis to prevent this from happening, we copulate in realms higher than the physical.
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: Socks on February 09, 2012, 11:08:44 PM
Good because I always thought you were too good for her. No offense to your penis or anything.
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: Socks on February 09, 2012, 11:10:03 PM
Also sticking it in the pooper is not really a higher realm.
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: don't let's on February 09, 2012, 11:10:16 PM
Quote from: vziard on February 09, 2012, 10:52:56 PM
I didn't care
But you did, because you just said that you've "been down that path", past tense. Meaning you're not there anymore, and then you directly linked that "path of apathy" to "loneliness". So one can safely infer that you abandoned the path of apathy because you got too lonely.
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: snoorkel on February 09, 2012, 11:19:09 PM
Quote from: Socks on February 09, 2012, 11:08:44 PM
Good because I always thought you were too good for her. No offense to your penis or anything.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZPfgVSrPVY[/youtube]

Quote from: Dead End Moon on February 09, 2012, 11:10:16 PM
But you did, because you just said that you've "been down that path", past tense. Meaning you're not there anymore, and then you directly linked that "path of apathy" to "loneliness". So one can safely infer that you abandoned the path of apathy because you got too lonely.


Existence is fickle, it is vain and full at once. I retreated to pathy more from a lack of perceived variety than from a distaste for loneliness.

Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: Socks on February 09, 2012, 11:23:09 PM
Quote from: vziard on February 09, 2012, 11:19:09 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZPfgVSrPVY[/youtube]


Wat wat in her butt butt.
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: snoorkel on February 10, 2012, 01:50:14 AM
Quote from: Socks on February 09, 2012, 11:23:09 PM
Wat wat in her butt butt.


that is Crude && Wrong
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: Socks on February 10, 2012, 06:21:22 AM
Quote from: vziard on February 10, 2012, 01:50:14 AM
that is Crude && Wrong


you are correct. my apologies.
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: silvertone on February 10, 2012, 08:22:50 PM
i try to Like CHildren and babies and Things, but i can't the babies are very loud and creying. i know that is their nature but i would not be able to be a father. also children are very mean to me, some people say children do not know hatred and evil. these people are Liars.
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: snoorkel on February 10, 2012, 08:24:26 PM
Quote from: silvertoné on February 10, 2012, 08:22:50 PM
i try to Like CHildren and babies and Things, but i can't the babies are very loud and creying. i know that is their nature but i would not be able to be a father. also children are very mean to me, some people say children do not know hatred and evil. these people are Liars.


the children are the most hateful and deceptive. it is only in age that people are blunted and poisoned by society until they have unlearned everything and are finally ready to be slaughtered without making any noise.
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: Socks on February 10, 2012, 08:42:44 PM
Quote from: vziard on February 10, 2012, 08:24:26 PM
the children are the most hateful and deceptive. it is only in age that people are blunted and poisoned by society until they have unlearned everything and are finally ready to be slaughtered without making any noise.


you know i tired really hard not to argue this, using all romantic notion, but to no avail. it is true, we are black and death and loathsome. it is kind of good the tomb makes us all equal, it is like a knowing smile luring over all people.
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: silvertone on February 10, 2012, 08:45:21 PM
i wish NOT to imply i am better than children in anyway, for i am evil just like them.
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: piano moths on February 11, 2012, 09:29:38 PM
Whooooaaaa man.... babies are great
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: Socks on February 12, 2012, 07:31:47 AM
Quote from: eeeeeee on February 11, 2012, 09:29:38 PM
Whooooaaaa man.... babies are great


Hahaha, right on sister!
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: piano moths on February 12, 2012, 08:45:02 AM
Quote from: Socks on February 12, 2012, 07:31:47 AM
Hahaha, right on sister!


don't worry socks i will be a really fit mother for our kinder
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: Socks on February 12, 2012, 09:34:21 AM
Quote from: eeeeeee on February 12, 2012, 08:45:02 AM
don't worry socks i will be a really fit mother for our kinder


I have no doubts. I know you will. Wish I could be half of that full and beautiful picture.  giggle;
Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: Daddy on February 13, 2012, 04:31:40 PM
i hate talking babies


they use them all the time on commercials

it's not funny
it's not cute
it's not original
it's not witty
it is just stupid

Title: Re: you know what I really hate
Post by: silvertone on February 17, 2012, 04:18:28 PM
You Know what i hate: Living> FGHahahhahhaa