this kong has a funny face!
he can handstand when he needs to
and stretch his arms out just for you
inflate himself just like a balloon
this crazy kong just digs this tune!!
i have no idea why but this was stuck in my head all day at work today.
Yearning for Kong, I went outside
I ripped off my human clothes, exposing my skinny-ass hide
I strutted about, in the Kongly style
Everyone pointed and stared for a while.
Over to the pub I went, some hefty human coin I spent.
The bartender said he understood me, that he craved the Kong.
And he stripped in front of me and tagged along.
How could you have had work all day it's 7:50 on the east coast?
Quote from: Socks on February 03, 2012, 04:51:08 AM
How could you have had work all day it's 7:50 on the east coast?
I work from midnight to 6 am. now i'm at school.
Quote from: Super on February 03, 2012, 04:48:32 AM
Yearning for Kong, I went outside
I ripped off my human clothes, exposing my skinny-ass hide
I strutted about, in the Kongly style
Everyone pointed and stared for a while.
Over to the pub I went, some hefty human coin I spent.
The bartender said he understood me, that he craved the Kong.
And he stripped in front of me and tagged along.
what song is this???
Quote from: hobbit on February 03, 2012, 04:53:03 AM
I work from midnight to 6 am. now i'm at school.
Now that's intense. But I like that schedule! So tell me Sue, what do you do?
you got mad skillz, bro.
Quote from: Socks on February 03, 2012, 04:55:48 AM
Now that's intense. But I like that schedule! So tell me Sue, what do you do?
i'm a forklift operator. honestly, i hate my schedule. i don't like going to bed at 2 in the afternoon.
Well if it helps I am slowly watching time pass and wishing I could kill myself.
Quote from: Socks on February 03, 2012, 05:23:03 AM
Well if it helps I am slowly watching time pass and wishing I could kill myself.
lately i've been thinking abut faking my own death and moving to some obscure foreign country. then i'd tell everyone i meet that i'm an amnesiac.
Quote from: hobbit on February 03, 2012, 05:57:11 AM
lately i've been thinking abut faking my own death and moving to some obscure foreign country. then i'd tell everyone i meet that i'm an amnesiac.
I also have been thinking of this too, since I found out recently that it is not illegal to run away in the US. Maybe I could go to Bohemia and milk cows for the rest of my life, as well as German girls.
i just want to forget eveything and start completely anew.
Quote from: hobbit on February 03, 2012, 06:28:56 AM
i just want to forget eveything and start completely anew.
I want the last 8 years back.
he's the leader of the bunch. u know him well. he's finally back, to kick sum tail. his coconut gun. can fire in spurts when it shoots ya OW it's gonna hurt