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Title: Things not to do at a stoplight:
Post by: LCK on January 11, 2012, 07:08:27 PM
GO
Title: Re: Things not to do at a stoplight:
Post by: Socks on January 11, 2012, 07:11:14 PM
Fall asleep. The police will wake you up.
Slow down to a stop on green. Unless you're high, then it's understandable because I have done it myself quite a few times.
Fix your fucking hair or makeup. You have a place for that, it's called home.
Stop on yellow when it's raining. Yes, people actually do this.
Title: Re: Things not to do at a stoplight:
Post by: Socks on January 11, 2012, 07:13:51 PM
Quote from: Snowy on January 11, 2012, 07:12:39 PM
get a handjob


You can get one, just don't give it for fuck's sake. And if you're receiving a hand job at a stop light and even giving it if you're still intent on it, why not just progress to road head?
Title: Re: Things not to do at a stoplight:
Post by: Andria on January 11, 2012, 07:16:01 PM
Quote from: Snowy on January 11, 2012, 07:14:24 PM
because people might see

that's why
and you wouldn't see someone getting a handjob?
Title: Re: Things not to do at a stoplight:
Post by: Commander Fuckass on January 11, 2012, 07:16:04 PM
do a chinese fire drill
Title: Re: Things not to do at a stoplight:
Post by: Socks on January 11, 2012, 07:16:43 PM
Quote from: Snowy on January 11, 2012, 07:14:24 PM
because people might see

that's why


What? Are you one of those punks who loses their hard on because strangers are nearby, and your thoughts become conflicted? I would be too engrossed in the awesome sensation to care.
Title: Re: Things not to do at a stoplight:
Post by: Geno on January 11, 2012, 07:33:44 PM
Feed your snail.
Title: Re: Things not to do at a stoplight:
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on January 11, 2012, 07:35:15 PM
taxes
Title: Re: Things not to do at a stoplight:
Post by: Socks on January 11, 2012, 07:52:13 PM
Quote from: Snowy on January 11, 2012, 07:44:51 PM
I'd prob. get distracted


That's p. gay.
Title: Re: Things not to do at a stoplight:
Post by: applesauce on January 11, 2012, 08:22:21 PM
hi socks
Title: Re: Things not to do at a stoplight:
Post by: Nyerp on January 11, 2012, 08:28:39 PM
i'm pretty sure this thread was meant just for the bad joke in the first post
Title: Re: Things not to do at a stoplight:
Post by: LCK on January 11, 2012, 08:29:57 PM
Don't be Nyerp at a stoplight
Title: Re: Things not to do at a stoplight:
Post by: applesauce on January 11, 2012, 08:32:51 PM
Quote from: Trevor on January 11, 2012, 08:29:57 PM
Don't be Nyerp at a stoplight


+1
Title: Re: Things not to do at a stoplight:
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 11, 2012, 08:48:20 PM
what i learned in boating school is:
Title: Re: Things not to do at a stoplight:
Post by: Travis on January 11, 2012, 08:49:05 PM
Quote from: Tectrinket on January 11, 2012, 08:48:20 PM
what i learned in boating school is:
blankity blankit ybnlank
Title: Re: Things not to do at a stoplight:
Post by: Mando Pandango on January 12, 2012, 12:10:05 AM
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq3pi98KAE1qcnn45.jpg)
Title: Re: Things not to do at a stoplight:
Post by: Hiro on January 12, 2012, 12:17:34 AM
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq3pi98KAE1qcnn45.jpg)
Title: Re: Things not to do at a stoplight:
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 12, 2012, 12:47:32 AM
[spoiler]I've cancelled the assignment.  We're just going to take a field trip to a stoplight instead. hocuspocus;[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Things not to do at a stoplight:
Post by: FAMY2 on January 12, 2012, 04:36:27 AM
Quote from: Kefka on January 11, 2012, 07:16:04 PM
do a chinese fire drill


I have done this.   giggle;
Title: Re: Things not to do at a stoplight:
Post by: silvertone on January 12, 2012, 01:00:46 PM
don't stop, never stop. always drive. never stop driving.
Title: Re: Things not to do at a stoplight:
Post by: Samus Aran on January 12, 2012, 01:37:28 PM
Quote from: kvltorion on January 12, 2012, 01:00:46 PM
don't stop, never stop. always drive. never stop driving.


what about gas

EXPLAIN THAT ONE
Title: Re: Things not to do at a stoplight:
Post by: silvertone on January 12, 2012, 01:41:29 PM
Quote from: Kaz on January 12, 2012, 01:37:28 PM
what about gas

EXPLAIN THAT ONE
never stop.
Title: Re: Things not to do at a stoplight:
Post by: Socks on January 12, 2012, 04:10:18 PM
Quote from: Kaz on January 12, 2012, 01:37:28 PM
what about gas

EXPLAIN THAT ONE


This is the age of renewable energy and limitless gullibility, you can drive on for as long as your yuppy heart desires.
Title: Re: Things not to do at a stoplight:
Post by: Daddy on January 12, 2012, 04:14:43 PM
THE COMPANIES ARE WITHHOLDING AN ENGINE THAT RUNS ON WATER AND GETS 149 MILES PER GALLON AND RUNS ON NEGATIVE EMISSIONS
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