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Title: A crazed gunman is pointing his shotgun at Doodthing's head
Post by: ME## on December 31, 2011, 02:14:55 PM
How do you protect him?




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Title: Re: A crazed gunman is pointing his shotgun at Doodthing's head
Post by: Samus Aran on December 31, 2011, 02:19:46 PM
Use Dead Eye to carefully pinpoint a shot from my buffalo rifle into the face of the gunman.
Title: Re: A crazed gunman is pointing his shotgun at Doodthing's head
Post by: Daddy on December 31, 2011, 03:07:35 PM
Doodthing's physical being is all powerful and would not require protection.


His message, spirit, and essence require the defense of the DoD.
Title: Re: A crazed gunman is pointing his shotgun at Doodthing's head
Post by: ME## on December 31, 2011, 03:38:53 PM
it's more of a symbolic gesture of what one would do to protect the holy squid  >.<
Title: Re: A crazed gunman is pointing his shotgun at Doodthing's head
Post by: Thyme on December 31, 2011, 03:42:37 PM
Quote from: Dovydas on December 31, 2011, 03:38:53 PM
it's more of a symbolic gesture of what one would do to protect the holy squid  >.<


Post, of course. baddood;
Title: Re: A crazed gunman is pointing his shotgun at Doodthing's head
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on December 31, 2011, 03:52:53 PM
I would force the perpetrator to join and post thirty times a day. tomatoes;
Title: Re: A crazed gunman is pointing his shotgun at Doodthing's head
Post by: FAMY2 on January 02, 2012, 05:42:08 AM
Make that 56.
Title: Re: A crazed gunman is pointing his shotgun at Doodthing's head
Post by: Andria on January 02, 2012, 08:11:15 AM
I would shoot a black viscose substance from my penis all over the perpetrators face then escape with doodthing
Title: Re: A crazed gunman is pointing his shotgun at Doodthing's head
Post by: Samus Aran on January 02, 2012, 11:57:17 AM
AN IMPORTANT QUESTION IS RAISED BY THIS TOPIC

what is Doodthing's head? where does his body become his head???
Title: Re: A crazed gunman is pointing his shotgun at Doodthing's head
Post by: Daddy on January 02, 2012, 12:36:25 PM
Quote from: Kaz on January 02, 2012, 11:57:17 AM
AN IMPORTANT QUESTION IS RAISED BY THIS TOPIC

what is Doodthing's head? where does his body become his head???
Where the body becomes a head on all cephalopods. squid;
Title: Re: A crazed gunman is pointing his shotgun at Doodthing's head
Post by: ME## on January 02, 2012, 04:47:34 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on January 02, 2012, 12:36:25 PM
Where the body becomes a head on all cephalopods. squid;

sounds hott squid;
Title: Re: A crazed gunman is pointing his shotgun at Doodthing's head
Post by: ME## on January 11, 2015, 04:26:47 PM
only correct answer was 'give doodthing a gun'
Title: Re: A crazed gunman is pointing his shotgun at Doodthing's head
Post by: Daddy on January 11, 2015, 04:50:09 PM
je suis doodthing
Title: Re: A crazed gunman is pointing his shotgun at Doodthing's head
Post by: ME## on January 11, 2015, 05:07:52 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on January 11, 2015, 04:50:09 PM
je suis doodthing
je ne suis pas doodthing-jean-marie le pen
Title: Re: A crazed gunman is pointing his shotgun at Doodthing's head
Post by: don't let's on January 11, 2015, 05:57:35 PM
[Me=Live] died[/me]