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Title: fucking suburbs
Post by: applesauce on December 30, 2011, 06:20:58 PM
I drove in suburbs tonight for the first time since august and got lost three times. FUCK THIS SHIT
Title: Re: fucking suburbs
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on December 30, 2011, 06:21:57 PM
you should have turned at the tudor house.
Title: Re: fucking suburbs
Post by: applesauce on December 30, 2011, 06:22:30 PM
Quote from: N o t S i d on December 30, 2011, 06:21:57 PM
you should have turned at the tudor house.


lol as if suburbs had quality housing stock
Title: Re: fucking suburbs
Post by: Daddy on December 30, 2011, 06:26:31 PM
Let's go for a drive and see the town tonight. saddood;
Title: Re: fucking suburbs
Post by: ncba93ivyase on December 30, 2011, 06:55:08 PM
oh god, i lived at the edge of some suburbs in tennessee

I once started exploring the inner realms and it was horrifying. I walked thirty minutes and only just started getting into the deep parts. Every road and house looks the same, and nobody has any sort of landmarks like trees or anything. There's also the fact that most roads loop, but they do it in such a crazy way that you don't know that they're looping.

if columbus couldn't find his way to india on an empty sea, i can't imagine how much worse it would've been if it were a thousand miles of suburbs
Title: Re: fucking suburbs
Post by: LCK on December 30, 2011, 09:41:20 PM
oh goddd
my gf lives in the suburbs, and i jsut came up to visit her
she's in burnsville and i have to suffer through all of southernmost 'burbs and it is just always so upsetting to me
Title: Re: fucking suburbs
Post by: Mando Pandango on December 30, 2011, 11:09:54 PM
I used to live in the suburbs. If I wasn't going from my house to the highway or vice-versa, I was getting lost.
Title: Re: fucking suburbs
Post by: Hiro on December 31, 2011, 06:05:16 PM
guys what lol
Title: Re: fucking suburbs
Post by: YPrrrr on December 31, 2011, 06:24:38 PM
It's largely because cul de sacs don't make sense and have twisting turning roads with dead ends making it easier to get lost. It would be easier if everything was on a grid pattern and roads were parallel. But thats too symmetrical or something for the us
Title: Re: fucking suburbs
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on December 31, 2011, 06:30:56 PM
i live in a suburb that's larger than new york city (by landmass)
why do suburbs have to be larger than the city they are spun from
Title: Re: fucking suburbs
Post by: Daddy on December 31, 2011, 07:55:36 PM
Quote from: Felt on December 31, 2011, 06:30:56 PM
i live in a suburb that's larger than new york city (by landmass)
why do suburbs have to be larger than the city they are spun from
White people want land.