Poll
Question:
choose or die
Option 1: geico lizard
votes: 0
Option 2: geico screaming pig
votes: 2
Option 3: etrade babies
votes: 4
Option 4: burger King (the king)
votes: 2
Option 5: aflac goose
votes: 2
Option 6: flo
votes: 1
Option 7: esurance erin
votes: 1
choose your most hated. I can't pick between fucking Flo and the screaming fucking Geico pig. christ Geico (or whoever they hire to make those atrocities) are evil
I also found this, which is clearly an "inside joke" about cocaine straight out the 80s (skip to 0:05 and see if you can spot what I'm talking about)
[spoiler][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaDgTkqF7rY[/youtube][/spoiler]
the king is the most horrifying mascot known to man
flo is an abomination
nothing is fucking worse than the etrade babies
The carfax fox. Such shit. Or maybe the General for General Insurance
not really a mascot but
INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THE ARMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMS OF THE ANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS.
that fucking song from that dog commercial
fuck that song.
I don't want enough tv (any) to know what any of these things are
Quote from: vziard on December 13, 2011, 12:51:32 AM
I don't want enough tv (any) to know what any of these things are
Youtube key words hocuspocus;
Quote from: Azunyan on December 12, 2011, 11:57:27 PM
flo is an abomination
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpzi45FxSy1r0k0i8o1_500.png)
grey converse with an all-white attire? wtf?
isn't that blue... confuseddood;
lmao yes i'm blind
[spoiler]i wear those blue ones regularly myself, but i don't have an all-white attire[/spoiler]
I don't really mind flo confuseddood;
whats the thing at 00:05
fucking etrade babies
I love Flo. :'(
The King freaks me out
Quote from: Bert Schnick on December 13, 2011, 08:26:25 AM
I love Flo. :'(
how can you
her entire act is that she's completely retarded
Quote from: Azunyan on December 13, 2011, 08:39:50 AM
how can you
her entire act is that she's completely retarded
Not really retarded... Maybe ditsy or weird
Quote from: NPR on December 13, 2011, 08:49:00 AM
Not really retarded... Maybe ditsy or weird
ALL OF THE ABOVE
Actually holy shit
What's that mascot w/ the creepy ass lady shopping in a store?
the pig
Quote from: Tectrinket on December 13, 2011, 09:03:50 AM
the pig
...that makes sense now
i knew all of the mascots on this list, but that one
Quote from: CM Wrench on December 13, 2011, 09:10:54 AM
...that makes sense now
i knew all of the mascots on this list, but that one
lolwhat
That was my answer to the thread title.sillydood;
Quote from: Tectrinket on December 13, 2011, 09:11:56 AM
lolwhat
That was my answer to the thread title.sillydood;
DAMNIT TEC
now i feel dumb :(
I BLAME THE GAYS
Quote from: CM Wrench on December 13, 2011, 09:14:45 AM
DAMNIT TEC
now i feel dumb :(
I BLAME THE GAYS
Do not blame the gays.
Blame you.
Quote from: vziard on December 12, 2011, 11:54:22 PM
skip to 0:05
you can't wait for 5 seconds to get to whatever part you're talking about? goowan
But yeah I don't think the "geico screaming pig" is even the thing, it was only in one commercial in a series of commercials
etrade babies and flo are the worst
Babies.
Babies are not cute they are fucking ugly bags of flesh 80% of the time.
nor are they fun
Quote from: Hiroglyph on December 13, 2011, 04:43:50 PM
you can't wait for 5 seconds to get to whatever part you're talking about? goowan
But yeah I don't think the "geico screaming pig" is even the thing, it was only in one commercial in a series of commercials
etrade babies and flo are the worst
it was a clue as to what exactly I meant, so people didn't think I meant Mac Tonight himself or something.
[spoiler]it's the conspicuously fluffy white rug under his piano.[/spoiler]
I know the pig isn't really a mascot compared to the others, it's just so fucking obnoxious that it had to be included
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTSa4cbcDHY[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOM_5J7Emkc&feature=related[/youtube]
mack mack.
i watch so little tv that i don't even know what the etrade babies or screaming pig are
also esurance makes me smile because it always makes me think of mirror's edge...and vice versa
lol didn't they stop using erin esurance like years ago
Quote from: Nyerp on December 14, 2011, 11:59:49 AM
lol didn't they stop using erin esurance like years ago
probably about the same time I last watched the television.