god damn lady, you're fucking ugly. i'm usually never one to make fun of or judge people but... holy shit!
i work with her sorta. we don't really interact but i see her every once in a while. she's probably about 5'2''-5'4'', over 300lbs middle aged and balding. her wrists have jelly rolls. her fat cankles hang over the sides of her shoes, nasty fucking cankle love handles. her elbows are literally hidden underneath flaps of fat. did i mention she's balding? she not bald from chemo or anything. just one of the unfortunate women who bald. she wears a wig. yellow nasty teeth and a bitchy attitude. she's perpetually pissed off and she's always talking about how men are pigs and shit.
i'm sorry lady, but i have never seen so much ugliness concentrated into one single person.
if she wouldn't have been pissy to me about something that wasn't even my fault i wouldn't have wrote this. i'm kind of passive aggressive.
the end.
Date her
i'll get her drunk then fuck her. no date.
Then kill her. And have sex with the corpse. baddood;