Poll
Question:
Virgin or no?
Option 1: Si
votes: 8
Option 2: No
votes: 10
Chat thread got me thinking, there are a lot of people who need to get laid.
Who's a virgin and who's not?
I lost my V-card to a drunk cowboy. n_u
I'm a virgin by the original definition of the term. ifeelbetter;
Proud Virgin
basically
i lost it to a adolescent
i lost my gay one to a closeted nutcase
No goowan
nope, i fucked the shit outta my princess
Literal shit? You're into blumpkin pie?
I have lost my virginity to the annals of history and those of Leslie.
Quote from: Bert Schnick on November 29, 2011, 07:53:44 PM
Literal shit? You're into blumpkin pie?
I'm afraid to look that up.
I laughed. wariodood;
i think i know why there a lot of closeted gay republicans
Some republicans practice textualism
and sexual intercourse by the original definition does not include sex with men
so it's okay for guys to have gay sex because it's not really sex!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkin%20pie
idk
wow
how did that need a definition what are people doing to themselves
Words like poo poo entertain me...
Which is probably why I lost it to a drunken cowboy piece of shit. :'(
Yes, I am a virgin, and probably will stay that way considering how lonely I always am n_n
The answer doesn't matter because I need to get laid either way.
:(
I'm here Hippo.
i have sex two, maybe three times a day
i so horny.
I'm here, Tyler.
It's a gay orgy. yes;
Nah.
nahhh doodella;
the blood stain is still there in the carpet baddood;
Quote from: Hippopo on November 29, 2011, 08:16:40 PM
i so horny.
Speaking of which, lost mine to an Asian whore
Quote from: Yui on November 29, 2011, 08:35:40 PM
the blood stain is still there in the carpet baddood;
ew?
Quote from: NPR on November 29, 2011, 08:36:30 PM
Speaking of which, lost mine to an Asian whore
You're so lucky.
I'd want to lose mine to an asian whore if I got the chance.
Quote from: Hippopo on November 29, 2011, 08:37:42 PM
You're so lucky.
I'd want to lose mine to an asian whore if I got the chance.
She was half white awdood;
Quote from: Hippopo on November 29, 2011, 08:37:42 PM
You're so lucky.
I'd want to lose mine to an asian whore if I got the chance.
I know a place where you can do that for 200 hundred. Plus they give you a bath and the docile nature of Asian women.
Quote from: NPR on November 29, 2011, 08:38:42 PM
She was half white awdood;
lol
[spoiler]I love how this changes everything[/spoiler]
half-white, half-asian
Quote from: Echo on November 29, 2011, 08:37:31 PM
ew?
lol
yeah i didn't realize it when it was happening but i guess she bled an awful lot :(
Quote from: Yui on November 29, 2011, 08:40:25 PM
lol
yeah i didn't realize it when it was happening but i guess she bled an awful lot :(
Wait... This is for real?
You haven't cleaned the stain?
Quote from: Hippopo on November 29, 2011, 08:41:42 PM
Wait... This is for real?
You haven't cleaned the stain?
as far as i know it was just a tiny little spot that was still there that hadn't really come out, and it was in an attic, not really the most concerning place for a small stain to be
bear in mind this was YEARS ago, it might not be there anymore. i was exaggerating when i said it was still there, i don't actually know if it is anymore.
n_u
Quote from: Hippopo on November 29, 2011, 08:39:20 PM
lol
[spoiler]I love how this changes everything[/spoiler]
Why asians hippo girl;
Quote from: NPR on November 29, 2011, 08:45:50 PM
Why asians hippo girl;
Asian women are the most attractive women. It's a well known fact.
Quote from: Hippopo on November 29, 2011, 08:47:15 PM
Asian women are the most attractive women. It's a well known fact.
Among little known people.
Quote from: Chompskyan Grammar on November 29, 2011, 08:39:55 PM
half-white, half-asian
I wonder which one the imperialist would say
Quote from: Hippopo on November 29, 2011, 08:47:15 PM
Asian women are the most attractive women. It's a well known fact.
They are gorgeous.
Quote from: NPR on November 29, 2011, 08:50:03 PM
Who cares
the best part about that answer is it is the correct one.