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Title: at least you're not this guy
Post by: snoorkel on November 20, 2011, 08:51:02 PM
I get email updates from a few threads on drugs-forum.com that have weird stuff posted in them. Today, from a heroin thread,

"Wow, uh, pending a background check I just accepted a high level Analytics job with one of the top banks in the country. Last week I was withdrawing from heroin, after being 95% unemployed for the last 4 years; starting December (if the background check goes through) I'll be making almost 6 figures. Crazy ass shit. [...] At least if this goes through I'll probably be in the class of people who can afford to go to a doctor enough to get a hydromorphone prescription, which I'll gladly trade up heroin for. Worst case scenario I'll be able to afford my habit.

Things seem to be looking up."

whites psyduck;
Title: Re: at least you're not this guy
Post by: Travis on November 20, 2011, 08:53:21 PM
the man with a plan
Title: Re: at least you're not this guy
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on November 20, 2011, 09:00:09 PM
meanwhile crack addicted black man currently soliciting snowballs in the bathroom of a Golden Corral.

Thanks Reagan thumbup;
Title: Re: at least you're not this guy
Post by: crystalpepsi on November 20, 2011, 09:00:21 PM
 Lol white people problems.
Title: Re: at least you're not this guy
Post by: snoorkel on November 20, 2011, 09:12:06 PM
Quote from: N o t S i d on November 20, 2011, 09:00:09 PM
meanwhile crack addicted black man currently soliciting snowballs in the bathroom of a Golden Corral.

Thanks Reagan thumbup;


yep.
Title: Re: at least you're not this guy
Post by: applesauce on November 21, 2011, 01:28:25 AM
lol golden corral wtf there aren't golden corrals in cities but I get your point
Title: Re: at least you're not this guy
Post by: C.Mongler on November 22, 2011, 08:26:15 AM
damn and i thought i thought about smoking reefer too much
Title: Re: at least you're not this guy
Post by: snoorkel on November 22, 2011, 03:01:19 PM
Just like bums, we used to stay in the slums of LA by the way
Gang-bangers killin' each other for rep, sellin' rock cocaine on my doorstep
Had a ball to bounce plus a bike to ride, but my mamma never would let me play outside.
But when I got enrolled in elementary school, started bangin' like a fuckin' fool.
So cool, throwin' up gang signs to the gangster, shot an enemy from across the street
Mamma came home, said she got a good job. Daddy did too. Now they don't squab.
Financially, we improvin'. 2 months later, son, we movin'.
No more duckin' from shotgun shells. Bought a two-story house in East Palmdale.

palmdale, come back to meeee
I need you and I love you baby