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Title: To the straight men:
Post by: Classic on November 01, 2011, 05:21:33 PM
Why do you guys like vagina?

They're so scary and sad looking.  :(
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Hippopo on November 01, 2011, 05:32:36 PM
I always imagined it wasn't about the aesthetics of the vagina, much like it's not about the aesthetics anus for us.  There's much more to the womanly body (I guess).

But my question is why women in general?  They're the scariest things on the face of this planet.
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on November 01, 2011, 05:34:48 PM
because it fits their penis
it's mainly a woman's breasts that attract a man
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Andria on November 01, 2011, 05:37:11 PM
Quote from: Hippopo on November 01, 2011, 05:32:36 PM
I always imagined it wasn't about the aesthetics of the vagina, much like it's not about the aesthetics anus for us.  There's much more to the womanly body (I guess).

But my question is why women in general?  They're the scariest things on the face of this planet.

I guess I just like to be terrified, since I basically have a thing for feminists. I mean not exclusively feminists but still
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on November 01, 2011, 05:40:48 PM
Quote from: bluebirdofhappiness on November 01, 2011, 05:34:48 PM
because it fits their penis
it's mainly a woman's breasts that attract a man
you have forgotten the power of dat ass.
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Socks on November 01, 2011, 05:44:03 PM
Are you kidding me? I am God when I am inside of a woman. You really gotta go there to understand. It's not about the power, rather the effect.
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: bluaki on November 01, 2011, 05:44:11 PM
Quote from: Hippopo on November 01, 2011, 05:32:36 PM
I always imagined it wasn't about the aesthetics of the vagina, much like it's not about the aesthetics anus for us.  There's much more to the womanly body (I guess).
Yeah, I'd say pretty much this. Attractiveness isn't all in the vagina and boobs (though I imagine quite a few boys think otherwise), it's more about everything else. giggle;

Breast size doesn't really even matter to me, but it's nice to have something there >_<'

Quote from: Hippopo on November 01, 2011, 05:32:36 PM
But my question is why women in general?  They're the scariest things on the face of this planet.
Am I scary? :3
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: piano moths on November 01, 2011, 05:54:36 PM
I can't imagine gay men are only attracted to other men because they think vaginas are gross!?

I also don't think they're that gross. And that there are many other reasons for straight guys (or whoever) to like girls because they're soft and pretty but other than that they can be just like boys if they want.
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Hippopo on November 01, 2011, 05:57:38 PM
Quote from: bluaki on November 01, 2011, 05:44:11 PM
Am I scary? :3
Maybe.  giggle;

I mostly get freaked out when I have conversations with women face-to-face.   There's just something so odd about it.  The way they act.  The way they look at me.  The way they laugh at random times.  I can't tell what they're thinking, and it freaks me out.

Not all women are like this, but I've found a great majority of them are.

Quote from: Socks on November 01, 2011, 05:44:03 PM
Are you kidding me? I am God when I am inside of a woman. You really gotta go there to understand. It's not about the power, rather the effect.
Sounds like power to me.
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: piano moths on November 01, 2011, 06:05:23 PM
I think I laugh pretty randomly, but it's not what you're doing, it's something I'm thinking about it. A lot of girls do that, that's a really good observation.
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Hippopo on November 01, 2011, 06:11:44 PM
Quote from: eeeeeee on November 01, 2011, 06:05:23 PM
I think I laugh pretty randomly, but it's not what you're doing, it's something I'm thinking about it. A lot of girls do that, that's a really good observation.
Sometimes I do think they're laughing at me, so that's good to know.  saddood;
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Nyerp on November 01, 2011, 06:14:27 PM
tyler do you think anuses look appealing
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: piano moths on November 01, 2011, 06:15:14 PM
Quote from: Hippopo on November 01, 2011, 06:11:44 PM
Sometimes I do think they're laughing at me, so that's good to know.  saddood;

Sometimes I think other girls are laughing at me too! Lots of girls are so sweet inside but there are some straight up bitchesz out there. Secret laughing! Cute people
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on November 01, 2011, 06:15:18 PM
Quote from: Sakamoto on November 01, 2011, 06:14:27 PM
tyler do you think anuses look appealing
he's a bottom so i don't think that's a relevant question
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Socks on November 01, 2011, 06:17:42 PM
Quote from: Hippopo on November 01, 2011, 05:57:38 PM
Sounds like power to me.


Yeah, and she holds it. But anyway, the physical attraction is just an alternative culmination of love, which
I have for women because they inspire and are beautiful. . . among many other things. There is no substitute for a romantic friendship with the opposite sex, in my opinion--I just adore her very much.
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: snoorkel on November 01, 2011, 06:23:17 PM
I think they're beautiful (aesthetically), like a miniature version of everything a woman is compressed into minute detail, each one unique. The way she shivers and jerks when my tongue is on her, drinking her sweet fluids, screams and clutches my fingers with it while I deliver the slow, final flicks... now that makes me feel like a god.

Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: YPrrrr on November 01, 2011, 06:53:03 PM
Well it lubricates itself. That's a nice touch hocuspocus;
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on November 01, 2011, 06:54:50 PM
My PS3's disc drive lubricated itself. I had to send it back.  befuddlement
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: silvertone on November 01, 2011, 06:55:13 PM
Quote from: bluebirdofhappiness on November 01, 2011, 06:54:50 PM
My PS3's disc drive lubricated itself. I had to send it back.  befuddlement
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Andria on November 01, 2011, 06:55:14 PM
Quote from: NPR on November 01, 2011, 06:53:03 PM
Well it lubricates itself. That's a nice touch hocuspocus;

They also tas...
um nvm

girl;

but really I am not sure how people find "vaginas" to look gross. Just how i couldn't understand something thinking penises look gross. Plus the vulva is what you actually see and they have a bazillion different looks
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: ?????? on November 01, 2011, 06:56:23 PM
Quote from: Ruka Urushibara on November 01, 2011, 06:55:14 PM
They also tas...
um nvm

girl;

but really I am not sure how people find "vaginas" to look gross. Just how i couldn't understand something thinking penises look gross. Plus the vulva is what you actually see and they have a bazillion different looks
penises make me sad
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: silvertone on November 01, 2011, 06:58:47 PM
Quote from: Clucky on November 01, 2011, 06:56:23 PM
penises make me sad

   if u bend a penis and then imagine eyeballs it turns into a smilie face
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: YPrrrr on November 01, 2011, 06:59:40 PM
Quote from: Ruka Urushibara on November 01, 2011, 06:55:14 PM
They also tas...
um nvm

girl;

but really I am not sure how people find "vaginas" to look gross. Just how i couldn't understand something thinking penises look gross. Plus the vulva is what you actually see and they have a bazillion different looks
Oh I've seen some pretty gross vaginas. And some pretty gross dicks. They are functional though and I like them for that girl;
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: snoorkel on November 01, 2011, 07:01:04 PM
Quote from: NPR on November 01, 2011, 06:59:40 PM
Oh I've seen some pretty gross vaginas. And some pretty gross dicks. They are functional though and I like them for that girl;


fag
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Andria on November 01, 2011, 07:02:14 PM
Quote from: NPR on November 01, 2011, 06:59:40 PM
Oh I've seen some pretty gross vaginas. And some pretty gross dicks. They are functional though and I like them for that girl;

Well, I have too on the internet but I am mostly talking about the average vag or dick

not one with mold growing in it or something
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: ?????? on November 01, 2011, 07:03:03 PM
Quote from: silvertone on November 01, 2011, 06:58:47 PM
   if u bend a penis and then imagine eyeballs it turns into a smilie face
yes cry;
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: YPrrrr on November 01, 2011, 07:05:32 PM
Quote from: vziard on November 01, 2011, 07:01:04 PM
fag
It ain't called bumpin' uglies for no reason n_u
Quote from: Ruka Urushibara on November 01, 2011, 07:02:14 PM
Well, I have too on the internet but I am mostly talking about the average vag or dick

not one with mold growing in it or something
Oh that's just disgusting lol myface;

I personally can't find much appealing about either from a visual standpoint. The only visual stimuli comes from understanding what it is capable of, in my case.
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Mando Pandango on November 01, 2011, 07:07:15 PM
Not all vaginas are ugly. There have been several times I have been purveying some fine pornographic materials and have said to myself "Now that is a good-looking vagina."

You guys are crazy.
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: piano moths on November 01, 2011, 07:10:03 PM
I would agree that some are good looking. Some look funny and so out of place and WEIRD! But sometimes you look at somebody naked and everything looks just right and nothing is gross
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: snoorkel on November 01, 2011, 07:12:02 PM
Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on November 01, 2011, 07:07:15 PM
Not all vaginas are ugly. There have been several times I have been purveying some fine pornographic materials and have said to myself "Now that is a good-looking vagina."

You guys are crazy.


thumbup;

Quote from: NPR on November 01, 2011, 07:05:32 PM
I personally can't find much appealing about either from a visual standpoint. The only visual stimuli comes from understanding what it is capable of, in my case.


thumbdown;

Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Thyme on November 01, 2011, 07:12:20 PM
I guess I'm with Aubrey on this issue. I don't find them visually appealing, or unappealing for that matter.

But I hate seeing dicks. Part of the reason why I only watch softcore stuff.
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: YPrrrr on November 01, 2011, 07:15:35 PM
Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on November 01, 2011, 07:07:15 PM
Not all vaginas are ugly. There have been several times I have been purveying some fine pornographic materials and have said to myself "Now that is a good-looking vagina."

You guys are crazy.
Oh well if I count porn, then sure I've seen some cute ones... But never in real life really. It is probably due to the hair stuck to the various fluids.
Quote from: eeeeeee on November 01, 2011, 07:10:03 PM
I would agree that some are good looking. Some look funny and so out of place and WEIRD! Bim! But sometimes you look at somebody naked and everything looks just right and nothing is gross
Oh yeah definitely, on the whole people are much better. I find ears weird if I just stare at them but in the context of an entire human being they look fine n_u
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Nyerp on November 01, 2011, 07:29:11 PM
dicks

everything needs more dicks
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Andria on November 01, 2011, 07:36:15 PM
Quote from: Sakamoto on November 01, 2011, 07:29:11 PM
dicks

everything needs more dicks

especially me 5thgrade;
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on November 01, 2011, 07:36:33 PM
itt nyerp reveals his sexuality.
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: snoorkel on November 01, 2011, 07:37:11 PM
My hand is on my dick

I'm ready

Come on Nyerp say it
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Nyerp on November 01, 2011, 07:39:16 PM
[spoiler]penis[/spoiler]
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on November 01, 2011, 07:42:05 PM
[spoiler](http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr29/okarola/BETH2.jpg)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: snoorkel on November 01, 2011, 07:46:56 PM
Quote from: bluebirdofhappiness on November 01, 2011, 07:42:05 PM
[spoiler](http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr29/okarola/BETH2.jpg)[/spoiler]


Alright well that made me jizz at least, I didn't scream or anything
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Classic on November 01, 2011, 08:31:26 PM
Quote from: Sakamoto on November 01, 2011, 06:14:27 PM
tyler do you think anuses look appealing

I'm a bottom.
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Travis on November 01, 2011, 08:32:05 PM
Quote from: Bert Schnick on November 01, 2011, 08:31:26 PM
I'm a bottom.
DO YOU THINK YOUR ANUS LOOKS APPEALING OR WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: YPrrrr on November 01, 2011, 08:35:20 PM
Quote from: Travis on November 01, 2011, 08:32:05 PM
DO YOU THINK YOUR ANUS LOOKS APPEALING OR WHAT?! Bim!?! Bim!?! Bim!?! Bim!?! Bim!?! Bim!?! Bim!?! Bim!?! Bim!
I lol'd
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on November 01, 2011, 08:38:00 PM
Quote from: Travis on November 01, 2011, 08:32:05 PM
DO YOU THINK YOUR ANUS LOOKS APPEALING OR WHAT?! Bim!?! Bim!?! Bim!?! Bim!?! Bim!?! Bim!?! Bim!?! Bim!?! Bim!
just ask roberto arango (http://guanabee.com/2011/08/roberto-arango-fotos-desnudo-grindr/)
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: applesauce on November 01, 2011, 08:39:14 PM
I agree that there are other parts of a woman, and certainly a woman's overall appearance, that are so much more attractive than the vagina, but I generally find vaginas attractive, and I certainly have seen some that make me have popsi's "damn, that's a fucking pretty pussy" reaction. Also what eeeee said about seeing someone named and thinking every part of them looks great. This is the best feeling. And thentake a shower with them.
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Classic on November 01, 2011, 08:41:46 PM
Quote from: Travis on November 01, 2011, 08:32:05 PM
DO YOU THINK YOUR ANUS LOOKS APPEALING OR WHAT?! Bim!?! Bim!?! Bim!?! Bim!?! Bim!?! Bim!?! Bim!?! Bim!?! Bim!

I've yet to have any complaints.  :3
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: YPrrrr on November 01, 2011, 08:45:28 PM
Quote from: Bert Schnick on November 01, 2011, 08:41:46 PM
I've yet to have any complaints.  :3
I don't think any guy has ever told a girl her pussy looked hideous either n_u
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Classic on November 01, 2011, 08:47:20 PM
THEY'RE SCARY AND GROSS AND LOOK LIKE A SAD OLD MAN  :(
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Classic on November 01, 2011, 08:47:59 PM
Also,

I'm over 50% quota now.  :3
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: YPrrrr on November 01, 2011, 08:55:50 PM
Quote from: Bert Schnick on November 01, 2011, 08:47:59 PM
Also,

I'm over 50% quota now.  :3
You are a champion lubdoods;
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Hippopo on November 01, 2011, 09:31:18 PM
Quote from: Bert Schnick on November 01, 2011, 08:47:20 PM
THEY'RE SCARY AND GROSS AND LOOK LIKE A SAD OLD MAN  :(
I hope you take comfort in the fact that you and your lover will look like a vagina one day.

akudood;
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on November 01, 2011, 09:42:50 PM
To be fair, limp dicks look depressing.
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 01, 2011, 10:37:20 PM
Quote from: N o t S i d on November 01, 2011, 07:36:33 PM
itt nyerp reveals his sexuality.


>reveals
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Nyerp on November 01, 2011, 11:19:04 PM
itt nyerp revels in his sexuality
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: ME## on November 02, 2011, 08:02:19 AM
itt nyerp rebels against sexuality
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: strongbad on November 02, 2011, 08:18:25 AM
perfect lubrication :)
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Classic on November 02, 2011, 08:19:18 AM
Eh. I use spit for lube.  n_u
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: YPrrrr on November 02, 2011, 08:45:36 AM
Goddamn that would be a lot of spit myface;
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 02, 2011, 09:01:47 AM
ew awdood;
Title: Re: To the straight men:
Post by: Nyerp on November 02, 2011, 11:15:29 AM
Quote from: Snowy on November 02, 2011, 10:07:48 AM
I use video shames and noposts as lube. giggle;


shut up