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Title: the return of dick things I have done
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on November 01, 2011, 01:01:11 PM
Local bookstore sponsored Anthony Bourdain's talk in Asheville on Friday. The asked a question on their facebook "Where did Anthony Bourdain study culinary arts".  They would pick a winner at random. The winner gets a ticket to see Mr. Bourdain live.

I know nothing of Anthony Bourdain, never read any of his books, or watched his show.

Several people said it was the CIA (Culinary Institute of America)

I typed that as well, I was like the tenth person to say it.

I end up winning the ticket.

hahahah fuck you foodies.
Title: Re: the return of dick things I have done
Post by: Commander Fuckass on November 01, 2011, 01:09:56 PM
I'll go in your place  :(
Title: Re: the return of dick things I have done
Post by: YPrrrr on November 01, 2011, 01:42:27 PM
hahaha wow awful girl;
Title: Re: the return of dick things I have done
Post by: piano moths on November 01, 2011, 02:50:58 PM
I know this boy who I really dislike who I think is transferring from Fordham to whatever university is in Asheville. Maybe you guys will run into each other.
Title: Re: the return of dick things I have done
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on November 01, 2011, 02:51:40 PM
Quote from: eeeeeee on November 01, 2011, 02:50:58 PM
I know this boy who I really dislike who I think is transferring from Fordham to whatever university is in Asheville. Maybe you guys will run into each other.
there are several

and I hope not...
Title: Re: the return of dick things I have done
Post by: ????? on November 01, 2011, 06:03:44 PM
I once peed with my penis
Title: Re: the return of dick things I have done
Post by: piano moths on November 01, 2011, 06:09:26 PM
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Title: Re: the return of dick things I have done
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on November 01, 2011, 06:15:07 PM
Quote from: eeeeeee on November 01, 2011, 06:09:26 PM
Well, one of those

[spoiler](http://pix-eu.dontstayin.com/df1dd61d-fcf1-4b42-ac0c-0f21df9f4b33.jpg)[/spoiler]
Is that the guy?

I want him no where near me.
Title: Re: the return of dick things I have done
Post by: piano moths on November 01, 2011, 06:16:26 PM
Quote from: N o t S i d on November 01, 2011, 06:15:07 PM
Is that the guy?

I want him no where near me.


That IS the guy. I mostly don't want him anywhere near me either. If he doesn't go to where you are, he is coming back to AZ. You take him!
Title: Re: the return of dick things I have done
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on November 01, 2011, 06:24:40 PM
Quote from: eeeeeee on November 01, 2011, 06:16:26 PM
That IS the guy. I mostly don't want him anywhere near me either. If he doesn't go to where you are, he is coming back to AZ. You take him! Bim!
I DO NOT WANT MY BEAUTIFUL MOUNTAIN TOWN SOILED BY THIS DIRTBAG.

I SHOULDN'T JUDGE HIM AS I'VE NEVER MET HIM, BUT OH WELL.
Title: Re: the return of dick things I have done
Post by: piano moths on November 01, 2011, 06:32:07 PM
Quote from: N o t S i d on November 01, 2011, 06:24:40 PM
I DO NOT WANT MY BEAUTIFUL MOUNTAIN TOWN SOILED BY THIS DIRTBAG.

I SHOULDN'T JUDGE HIM AS I'VE NEVER MET HIM, BUT OH WELL.


beautiful mountain town?! I wanna go... but I want to go for last Halloweekend so I can b chill with Tobacco and Flying Lotus.

"I live to heal & transform myself and others" - quote from that dude. He's going to come to your beautiful mountain town to transform and heal all y'all bitches
Title: Re: the return of dick things I have done
Post by: ?????? on November 01, 2011, 06:57:44 PM
Quote from: eeeeeee on November 01, 2011, 06:32:07 PM
beautiful mountain town?! Bim! I wanna go... but I want to go for last Halloweekend so I can b chill with Tobacco and Flying Lotus.

"I live to heal & transform myself and others" - quote from that dude. He's going to come to your beautiful mountain town to transform and heal all y'all bitches
you remind me of my friend <3
Title: Re: the return of dick things I have done
Post by: piano moths on November 01, 2011, 07:08:47 PM
Quote from: Clucky on November 01, 2011, 06:57:44 PM
you remind me of my friend <3


What's your friend like?  giggle;
Title: Re: the return of dick things I have done
Post by: ?????? on November 01, 2011, 07:12:57 PM
Quote from: eeeeeee on November 01, 2011, 07:08:47 PM
What's your friend like?  giggle;
she's into poetry and romanticism and likes small, warm cuddly things and wants to love everyone

she's the introverted version of you <3
Title: Re: the return of dick things I have done
Post by: piano moths on November 01, 2011, 07:16:14 PM
Quote from: Clucky on November 01, 2011, 07:12:57 PM
she's into poetry and romanticism and likes small, warm cuddly things and wants to love everyone

she's the introverted version of you <3


I wonder if we would be friends.
Title: Re: the return of dick things I have done
Post by: ?????? on November 01, 2011, 07:28:59 PM
Quote from: eeeeeee on November 01, 2011, 07:16:14 PM
I wonder if we would be friends.
oh my god yes
she's bisexual
you two can become lovers <333
she's awkward at times though because she's so shy and is stuck in her head a lot  giggle;
Title: Re: the return of dick things I have done
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on November 01, 2011, 07:35:52 PM
you should invite her to boyah.

do it.


also, skylark you are always welcome to come up to asheville.
Title: Re: the return of dick things I have done
Post by: Daddy on November 02, 2011, 03:40:33 PM
go and ask where alton brown and act confused and explain you saw a chef with the initials a.b.
Title: Re: the return of dick things I have done
Post by: piano moths on November 02, 2011, 07:31:01 PM
invite her to boyah, clucky

notsid i would be so happy to come there because you said it is a mountain town and I wouldbe happy to be in a mountain town right now. i'm in shorts but before i teleported i'd put on a jacket thats nearby and put my pipe in the pocket and zip!!!!! i'm there.
Title: Re: the return of dick things I have done
Post by: snoorkel on November 02, 2011, 07:52:49 PM
Quote from: eeeeeee on November 02, 2011, 07:31:01 PM
invite her to boyah, clucky

notsid i would be so happy to come there because you said it is a mountain town and I wouldbe happy to be in a mountain town right now. i'm in shorts but before i teleported i'd put on a jacket thats nearby and put my pipe in the pocket and zip! Bim!! Bim!! Bim!! Bim!! Bim! i'm there.


How can anyone be against keeping Bim!!! around, this post was made priceless by it

Title: Re: the return of dick things I have done
Post by: piano moths on November 03, 2011, 08:00:23 AM
Quote from: vziard on November 02, 2011, 07:52:49 PM
How can anyone be against keeping Bim! Bim!! Bim!! Bim! around, this post was made priceless by it




I like the Bim! And I am happy that it went where I wanted (lots after zip) I think its really funny though and one of those really endearing this about boyah Y'KNOW?!?!