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Title: These are ways to spot a lesbian
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 25, 2011, 05:02:28 PM

1) Does she look like your uncle?

If so, you have found the lesvian.

2) Does she have a ukulele?

If so, she loves women.

3) How many wrenches are in her hand?

If the amount is greater than 0, she has contracted gay. Alert Congress.

post other ways to tell so I can stop hitting on lesbians.

Title: Re: These are ways to spot a lesbian
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on October 25, 2011, 05:03:41 PM

4. If you find yourself in Asheville, assume all the girls are lesbians.

Title: Re: These are ways to spot a lesbian
Post by: ME## on October 25, 2011, 05:04:20 PM

Do she look like Justice Kagan and like to play softball?

Title: Re: These are ways to spot a lesbian
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 25, 2011, 05:05:24 PM

5) Are you in an organic gluten free coffee shop?

Be careful, you are in a lesbian safehouse. enjoy your penis with caution.

Title: Re: These are ways to spot a lesbian
Post by: Hiro on October 25, 2011, 05:05:51 PM

you hit on a woman that looked like your uncle? O_0

Title: Re: These are ways to spot a lesbian
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 25, 2011, 05:11:34 PM

Quote from: Hiro on October 25, 2011, 05:05:51 PM
you hit on a woman that looked like your uncle? O_0

OH GOD I'M SO LONELY myface;

Title: Re: These are ways to spot a lesbian
Post by: silvertone on October 25, 2011, 05:12:43 PM

Quote from: N o t S i d on October 25, 2011, 05:11:34 PM
OH GOD I'M SO LONELY myface;

I have seen your uncle, he is a beautiful man

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