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Title: Passive-ism
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on October 16, 2011, 10:54:20 PM
There’s this couple that I see very often at work.

When people come in enough, you tend to recognize their faces.
When people come in more often than that, you generally can expect what they might be picking up.

This couple was kind of like that.

They were always really nice and everything. It’s always pleasant to come across people like that after dealing with a dozen other customers who walk all over you.

So, like I said, they come in pretty consistently. They’re maybe in their early thirties or so. Thereabouts.

They would come in every week  with some small addition like a new interior door or a few gallons of paint or something.

The woman was pregnant.  They actually bought this shitty crib we offered for a short amount of time. You kind of gathered that they were modest in their spending, you know?

Actually, last week the husband came in to try to return it. It was one of those real generic looking things. Unfinished wood and everything. I guess if you’re handy, you could paint it.

That was the issue he was having when he tried to return it. It was already built and already painted. The general manager finally caved and agreed to a restocking fee. The thing was only thirty or so dollars in the first place.


The guy drove around back to return it and I was there to unload it for him. He didn’t say anything to me and his wife wasn’t  around. So I pulled this crib out of the back of his truck and he drove away.

And this thing was beautiful. It was bright blue with this really cheery landscape painted on it with these real nice clouds and this bright yellow sun and trees and everything.

Because it was painted and used, we had to break it up and throw it into this massive dumpster dedicated to wood scraps. They didn’t even give it a second look. Why would they?

All I could picture while my sledgehammer was ruining this thing was this man or his wife sitting down in their garage or basement and spending hours priming and painting this for their to-be-kid.

When I knocked out the spindles, all I could think about was this thing sitting in some stereotypically typical nursery, but the lights are all off. Nobody home?

So I swung harder and harder.

I looked down into the pit and there were splatters of blue and yellow and green amongst a wash of brown and dingy gray. I should’ve taken a picture...

I wonder what happened to that couple.

Title: Re: Passive-ism
Post by: FAMY2 on October 17, 2011, 04:18:30 AM
I bet they lost the baby.  saddood;  That would explain why they didn't try to sell it.
Title: Re: Passive-ism
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 17, 2011, 04:31:45 AM
Quote from: FAMY2 on October 17, 2011, 04:18:30 AM
I bet they lost the baby.  saddood;  That would explain why they didn't try to sell it.
this is true, not many people are in the market buy dead babies.
Title: Re: Passive-ism
Post by: FAMY2 on October 17, 2011, 05:02:03 AM
Quote from: N o t S i d on October 17, 2011, 04:31:45 AM
this is true, not many people are in the market buy dead babies.


I don't see why not.  n_n
Title: Re: Passive-ism
Post by: Samus Aran on October 17, 2011, 09:28:45 AM
Quote from: FAMY2 on October 17, 2011, 04:18:30 AM
I bet they lost the baby.  saddood;  That would explain why they didn't try to sell it.


this was my impression as well. talk about depressing. saddood;
Title: Re: Passive-ism
Post by: YPrrrr on October 17, 2011, 09:50:53 AM
I hope you write books for a living
Title: Re: Passive-ism
Post by: applesauce on October 17, 2011, 11:28:56 AM
This was a really good post. Have you ever considered writing a collection of essays in which you write about everyday experiences like this? I'm sure you have considered it. If you ever do, I would buy a copy.

Thank you.
Title: Re: Passive-ism
Post by: FAMY2 on October 17, 2011, 12:01:00 PM
I would too.  O_0
Title: Re: Passive-ism
Post by: silvertone on October 17, 2011, 01:08:58 PM
:(
Title: Re: Passive-ism
Post by: Samus Aran on October 18, 2011, 09:27:30 AM
I was thinking about this thread while in the shower. You know, you have the bones ready for a great essay or short story here and I think you should fill in the rest and send it to a magazine or something.
Title: Re: Passive-ism
Post by: silvertone on October 18, 2011, 01:15:10 PM
Quote from: Reisen on October 18, 2011, 09:27:30 AM
I was thinking about this thread while in the shower. You know, you have the bones ready for a great essay or short story here and I think you should fill in the rest and send it to a magazine or something.
i was thinking about this story in the shower and i realized 3 Things Died in this essay/ Story thing.
Title: Re: Passive-ism
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on October 18, 2011, 01:46:49 PM
Quote from: Reisen on October 18, 2011, 09:27:30 AM
I was thinking about this thread while in the shower. You know, you have the bones ready for a great essay or short story here and I think you should fill in the rest and send it to a magazine or something.


I dunno.
I can slap a skeleton together, but I tend to get discouraged easy.
Title: Re: Passive-ism
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on October 18, 2011, 01:47:57 PM
Quote from: silvertone on October 18, 2011, 01:15:10 PM
i was thinking about this story in the shower and i realized 3 Things Died in this essay/ Story thing.

Elaborate.

The child, the marriage and the dream embodied in the painted crib?
Title: Re: Passive-ism
Post by: Samus Aran on October 18, 2011, 01:50:05 PM
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on October 18, 2011, 01:46:49 PM
I dunno.
I can slap a skeleton together, but I tend to get discouraged easy.


don't mean to sound pretentious or anything but i've been writing for a long time and i know a good idea when i see one and this is a good idea

you should totally go for it
Title: Re: Passive-ism
Post by: silvertone on October 18, 2011, 02:03:01 PM
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on October 18, 2011, 01:47:57 PM
Elaborate.

The child, the marriage and the dream embodied in the painted crib?

The child
the Marriage
and the Art (the crib)
which would lead to the destruction of the illustrious yet fleeting American Dream for those people?? idk
Title: Re: Passive-ism
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on October 18, 2011, 02:05:55 PM
Quote from: silvertone on October 18, 2011, 02:03:01 PM
The child
the Marriage
and the Art (the crib)
which would lead to the destruction of the illustrious yet fleeting American Dream for those people?? idk



Nah. Fuck the American dream. There isn't one.

But, regardless, if that's the case with their baby, I feel horrible.
Title: Re: Passive-ism
Post by: Samus Aran on October 18, 2011, 02:19:19 PM
i'm almost tempted to say that if you're not going to use this little vignette for something, i will

but that would be rude of me n_u
Title: Re: Passive-ism
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on October 18, 2011, 04:58:11 PM
Quote from: Reisen on October 18, 2011, 02:19:19 PM
i'm almost tempted to say that if you're not going to use this little vignette for something, i will

but that would be rude of me n_u

Ok Kaz, ok. I'll put it in the to-do/salvage pile.
Title: Re: Passive-ism
Post by: ????? on October 18, 2011, 06:45:23 PM
This isn't that great of an idea. Stop making him feel better than he really is. Boognish is good enough to recognize ideas that should be used.
Title: Re: Passive-ism
Post by: silvertone on October 18, 2011, 07:23:48 PM
Quote from: ,,,-,,, on October 18, 2011, 06:45:23 PM
This isn't that great of an idea. Stop making him feel better than he really is. Boognish is good enough to recognize ideas that should be used.
If his post didn't touch you on an emotional level then I feel sorry for you son.  5thgrade;
Title: Re: Passive-ism
Post by: ????? on October 18, 2011, 07:26:39 PM
I can touch myself dittodood;