I was trying to Remember why i Un-Christianed myself, think it was because of the Doors and I wanted to curse. Seems really trivial.
So i googled satan and apparently it costs 200 dollars to join the church of satan? I have to pay 200 dollars to become a satanist?!?! A 'normal' Christian church would make all donations be voluntary. You could goto one of the thousands local churches and listen to the sermon, sing along with balding worship leader and pray with the saints, but when they pass the plates you do NOT have to put anything in. No one really gives you funny looks, or maybe I am just use to it. I Don't Really Know. Either way, satanists often accuse of the Modern Church being a gluttonous lie, but they are making me pay 200 dollars just to say I am a satanist. What Kind of WOrld is This. Buddha don't want my money and who the hell is Allah when i got Sufi? only god and Satan want Big Money i guess
i was mad for a second but then i laughed at my own greed :<
lol yes, all modern 'alternative faiths' are scams like this, scientology, CoS, freemasonry, whatever. I remember reading about the church of satan some time ago when one of my friends was stupidly professing its strength as a belief because its main tenet is hedonism, and thinking it was just not-even-trying-to-seem-real bullshit
Satan also runs big tobacco and the pharmaceutical industry. You'd think he wouldn't have a cover charge for worshiping him, but there you go.
Quote from: vziard on October 11, 2011, 03:46:41 PM
lol yes, all modern 'alternative faiths' are scams like this, scientology, CoS, freemasonry, whatever. I remember reading about the church of satan some time ago when one of my friends was stupidly professing its strength as a belief because its main tenet is hedonism, and thinking it was just not-even-trying-to-seem-real bullshit
yeah i'm an hedonist just because THE POWER OF GOD
satanism is for edgy 14 years olds
[spoiler]seriously[/spoiler]
Quote from: Thyme on October 11, 2011, 03:48:09 PM
yeah i'm an hedonist just because THE POWER OF GOD
I think that's how they get you, because everyone is a hedonist jackodood;
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on October 11, 2011, 03:47:20 PM
Satan also runs big tobacco and the pharmaceutical industry. You'd think he wouldn't have a cover charge for worshiping him, but there you go.
Just flushed all my ciggies down the toilet, I thought I was supporting Native American Mystics but apparently it is just some Satanic Fascist.
This is happening in the so-called land of the free.
Quote from: vziard on October 11, 2011, 03:46:41 PM
lol yes, all modern 'alternative faiths' are scams like this, scientology, CoS, freemasonry, whatever. I remember reading about the church of satan some time ago when one of my friends was stupidly professing its strength as a belief because its main tenet is hedonism, and thinking it was just not-even-trying-to-seem-real bullshit
The best part about the Church of Satan is that Marilyn Manson is a Satanist Priest because he made exactly one good record in the 90s that turned a whole generation into faux-nihilists and edgy devil worshippers
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Quote from: silvertone on October 12, 2011, 04:59:54 PM
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betting on simple externalities to avoid critical self-assessment AWESOME
I often feel the majority of youthful Christians just do not really get it and refer to themselves as "Christ-followers" to feel acceptance in both the Church and of the World. I am a Christian, but I don't hate gays and stuff like that lol. No True Christian Hates The Gays and 'stuff like that.'
2nd Commandment: Love Thy Neighbor.
Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Trendy Christian, you should not worry about the Social Stigma of being a Christian that isn't what God wanted. You guys got a great book and ya'll just pick out quotes that sound most 'Ghandi.' [even though the Biblical Ideology at best is Lite-Buddhism] [it is kinda cool how me, non-christian, are deciding what is best for christanity]
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I am a qabbalist I believe strictly in the living torah which is god incarnate and more importantly in the holographic code hidden beneath
especially this part "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth"
if you program this into a hologram using the numerical values of hebrew characters and definitions of the individual signs mapped along the axes, and read it looking down from above, says SIPPIN ON THAT GREEN AND SMOKIN LIQUOR ALL DAY
Quote from: silvertone on October 12, 2011, 05:47:13 PM
[it is kinda cool how me, non-christian, are deciding what is best for christanity]
you are nopope
i just started practicing so i can create a nihilist christian-sect. Join us in worship of the HolyTrinity, Ironically.
I found an old Sanskrit scroll that led to this cave in Milwaukee that held an old Jewish treasure.
Renewed my faith.
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on October 12, 2011, 06:11:57 PM
I found an old Sanskrit scroll that led to this cave in Milwaukee that held an old Jewish treasure.
Renewed my faith.
whoa.
or should I say.
sādhú.
(http://i52.tinypic.com/28juz4m.gif)
Worship it.
Quote from: vziard on October 12, 2011, 06:16:07 PM
whoa.
or should I say.
sādhú.
It wasn't anything special.
Malesh
google translate should add sanskrit/devangari script support doodhuh;
Quote from: vziard on October 12, 2011, 06:31:40 PM
google translate should add sanskrit/devangari script support doodhuh;
Would have saved me some time. I had to drive down to
Chicago that hole.
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on October 12, 2011, 06:32:49 PM
Would have saved me some time. I had to drive down to Chicago that hole.
Hmm, maybe I should try Chicago.