Tonight I realized I can't fart when I have a boner.
I was masturbating and when I finished I went to the bathroom (like i always do) and this jet stream of gas exploded from my asshole. I'm still farting. It aches a bit.
I love when my bottom cums first. The farts give such nice vibrations on my dick giggle;
Quote from: Boyager on September 28, 2011, 10:39:26 PM
I love when my bottom cums first. The farts give such nice vibrations on my dick giggle;
myface;
What the fuck
Quote from: Boyager on September 28, 2011, 10:39:26 PM
I love when my bottom cums first. The farts give such nice vibrations on my dick giggle;
That's a total turn off. akudood;
But I can't be too picky, my enormous girth scares many bottoms. doodhuh;
My ex told me to never be with a virgin because I would split them in half n_u
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Quote from: Boyager on September 29, 2011, 11:38:42 AM
My ex told me to never be with a virgin because I would split them in half n_u
wow ypr, bragging much? :|
Quote from: Boyager on September 29, 2011, 03:24:34 PM
wow ypr, bragging much? :|
anonymous board could be anyone
unless... nahhhh
if i had to guess i'd think that was ypr as well lol
i thought tyler
i think the n_u gives him away
and the capitalization/lack of a period/ "my ex" n_u
Who the fuck are you, Sherlock Holmes? akudood;
Quote from: Yip Yipper on September 29, 2011, 04:28:18 PM
Who the fuck are you, Sherlock Holmes? akudood;
Elementary, my dear Watson.
I had a boner and just farted. Where is your god now?
my dick is always in my asshole
Quote from: Boyager on October 11, 2011, 05:14:49 PM
I can't do that.
Well it looks like we need to operate.
Woiw this thead is not only bad but it is awflu
ban emote use in anon section
Quote from: Boyager on October 11, 2011, 07:43:35 PM
This.
baddood; doodthing; doodella; :3 n_u saddood; happydood; doodhuh; wariodood; madood; lubdoods; akudood; n_n >_<' confuseddood; :( >.< O_0 giggle; bassir; hocuspocus; Q('_' Q) huhdoodame; gimpdood; VDood; kewndood; SocksDood; frankendood; Reichdood; insultdood; cuddledoods; toothdood; sillydood; ghouldood; wry :'( :O jackodood; goonish scarecrowdood; philip; cry; >:( :) buw; wub; girl; psyduck; yes; goowan myface; THE POWER OF GOD AWESOME cmongler; appeasement; cnotedood; snakedood; awdood; 5thgrade; goodjob; vuvudood; dittodood; nyandood; UNLEASH THE BEAST ><> goonish
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epi c win boyager. epic win .