i have two nipples
i won a copy of the goonies on dvd once and never took it out of the shrink wrap
i got a perfect score on the countries of the world quiz on sporcle
one time i sucked six dirty dicks in a row
there's a non-functional library card in my wallet
i won a state-wide spelling bee in 2nd grade
I carry a piece of glass somewhere in size between a grain of sand and one of rice embedded deep within the tissue on the middle segment of my right ring finger.
i sort glass
that's my job
I have three nipples.
I won a like two foot tall harry potter made of legos
Quote from: youhavebeentold on September 27, 2011, 09:19:03 PM
I have three nipples.
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There's usually a space put at the end of my posts.
i fucking hate goldfrapp
I am an accomplished jazz musician
I been legally doped up since I was 15.
I am actually the lziard in my avatar representing myself in the form of a human hologram
Quote from: vziard on September 28, 2011, 02:41:14 PM
I am actually the lziard in my avatar representing myself in the form of a human hologram
like donald rumsfeld?
I'd only sleep with one of you.
I like high fives that slide down the arm
i'm a beautiful soul
i'm a post-op ftm
I have no teeth. What you see are actually dentures.
i actually love everything about myself and am currently in my favourite college course
i'm a post-op fml