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Title: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 20, 2011, 12:23:04 PM
So no matter what I do, I'm forced to progress.  I can't access the map ("Change of plans Commander, the Illusive Man would like to speak to you etc. etc.") and have absolutely no choice but to take the Collector Ship mission before I've obtained all squad mates.  I'm still missing at least two, and I've only done three of the available loyalty missions.  Yet apparently, people will die if I continue to build my team after the Collector mission.  I've even started from earlier save files and that didn't help.  Is there no way to avoid this? smithicide;

...also i chose to save the workers in zaeed's loyalty mission instead of going after his nemesis, have i lost his loyalty forever awdood;
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Commander Fuckass on September 20, 2011, 12:26:42 PM
There is no way to avoid it tec.


and yes you have lost Zaeed's loyalty forever




lmao tec
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 20, 2011, 12:27:49 PM
..........................................are you kidding me awdood;
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Thyme on September 20, 2011, 12:30:02 PM
tec, it's a video game, just play it n_n
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Samus Aran on September 20, 2011, 01:15:30 PM
just let the useless npcs on your ship die, who cares about them

having all squad mates is more important

and besides, it's not until you are told "we're ready to go to the omega 4 relay" that you have a time limit. i don't think that's IMMEDIATELY after the collector ship mission, is it?
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Commander Fuckass on September 20, 2011, 01:18:12 PM
Quote from: Hakase on September 20, 2011, 01:15:30 PM
just let the useless npcs on your ship die, who cares about them

having all squad mates is more important

and besides, it's not until you are told "we're ready to go to the omega 4 relay" that you have a time limit. i don't think that's IMMEDIATELY after the collector ship mission, is it?
It's right after the Joker part of the game I think.

you know
when the collectors come aboard the normandy
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Samus Aran on September 20, 2011, 01:20:28 PM
right, which doesn't happen RIGHT after the collector ship

tec would still have time to at least get all his squadmates, if nothing else, before his npcs die
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 20, 2011, 01:21:11 PM
but i love them all cry;
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Commander Fuckass on September 20, 2011, 01:30:22 PM
Quote from: Tectrika on September 20, 2011, 01:21:11 PM
but i love them all cry;
Just dont go to the Reaper IFF mission yet and you should be fine
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Nyerp on September 20, 2011, 02:37:19 PM
video shames are evil what else is new
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: ME## on September 20, 2011, 02:38:06 PM
Quote from: Tectrika on September 20, 2011, 01:21:11 PM
but i love them all cry;

i just want to hug all of my waifus
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 20, 2011, 02:39:01 PM
Quote from: Taavet on September 20, 2011, 02:38:06 PM
i just want to hug all/ ,o.f ..my ..w.,ai,fus,,


yes oh my god why else would i play a waifu simulator if not to cuddle with all my waifus i don't want any of them to die awdood;
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 23, 2011, 04:06:45 PM
I just beat the game.

Everyone lived. (http://i52.tinypic.com/t540ue.png)

[spoiler]i don't even have zaeed's loyalty and i lost miranda's during her dispute with jack, LOLOMG AWESOME[/spoiler]
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Samus Aran on October 23, 2011, 04:16:29 PM
if you play the game again now, post-game, you might have enough (or will be able to find enough) paragon to get miranda's back

just an fyi
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: ME## on October 23, 2011, 04:20:18 PM
miranda's back isn't all that great
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 23, 2011, 04:22:24 PM
Quote from: Reisen on October 23, 2011, 04:16:29 PM
if you play the game again now, post-game, you might have enough (or will be able to find enough) paragon to get miranda's back

just an fyi


yeah, i'll probably replay to try to get a file as close to perfect as possible for me3 lol girl;
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 23, 2011, 04:26:00 PM
also, i think i may have made a mistake in keeping the reaper base intact... myface;
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Samus Aran on October 23, 2011, 04:28:36 PM
Quote from: Tectrika on October 23, 2011, 04:26:00 PM
also, i think i may have made a mistake in keeping the reaper base intact... myface;


i think i may have made a mistake letting the council die in me1 myface;

then again they were TOTAL DICKS
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Commander Fuckass on October 23, 2011, 04:59:19 PM
Quote from: Reisen on October 23, 2011, 04:28:36 PM
i think i may have made a mistake letting the council die in me1 myface;

then again they were TOTAL DICKS
FAG :|
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Samus Aran on October 23, 2011, 05:23:49 PM
Quote from: Snowy on October 23, 2011, 05:19:34 PM
I lost Jack's loyalty and she survived.


same here

got it back post-game
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 23, 2011, 05:25:30 PM
i sided with jack because i thought miranda was being unreasonable baddood;
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Samus Aran on October 23, 2011, 05:30:13 PM
Quote from: Tectrika on October 23, 2011, 05:25:30 PM
i sided with jack because i thought miranda was being unreasonable baddood;


i sided with miranda simply because i was trying to bang her

i wouldn't touch jack's "vagina" with a 10-foot pole and although tali is sorta cute personality-wise and stuff i didn't really want to tap that. at least not on the first playthrough, maybe next time.
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 23, 2011, 05:42:17 PM
Quote from: Reisen on October 23, 2011, 05:30:13 PM
i sided with miranda simply because i was trying to bang her


disgusting

you let her warp your mind

tali is obviously the best waifu cry;
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Samus Aran on October 23, 2011, 05:45:07 PM
Quote from: Tectrika on October 23, 2011, 05:42:17 PM
disgusting

you let her warp your mind

tali is obviously the best waifu cry;


tali is definitely best personality-wise

i guess i just couldn't resist miranda's ass
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 23, 2011, 05:48:10 PM
i'm severely disappointed kaz :'(
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Commander Fuckass on October 23, 2011, 05:49:31 PM
I'm totes against Human/Alien relationships in Mass Effect  wariodood;

Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 23, 2011, 05:51:13 PM
Quote from: Kefka of Alkmaar on October 23, 2011, 05:49:31 PM
I'm totes agains Human/Alien relationships in Mass Effect  wariodood;




YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN KAZ smithicide;
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Thyme on October 23, 2011, 05:53:02 PM
i need to play this already
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Samus Aran on October 23, 2011, 05:54:20 PM
Quote from: Tectrika on October 23, 2011, 05:48:10 PM
i'm severely disappointed kaz :'(


i'm severely disappointed in you for not having played the first game :|
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: ME## on October 23, 2011, 05:55:05 PM
Guys, you're all forgetting Kelly.  The biggest slut in the game.  :|
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 23, 2011, 05:56:49 PM
Quote from: Thyme on October 23, 2011, 05:53:02 PM
i need to play this already


yeah totes lol
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Samus Aran on October 23, 2011, 05:57:19 PM
Quote from: Taavet on October 23, 2011, 05:55:05 PM
Guys, you're all forgetting Kelly.  The biggest slut in the game.  :|


yeah except you couldn't actually have sex with her

lapdances are boring, i can get those in a bar at any time :|
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Commander Fuckass on October 23, 2011, 05:57:33 PM
Quote from: Taavet on October 23, 2011, 05:55:05 PM
Guys, you're all forgetting Kelly.  The biggest slut in the game.  :|
She died in my play through :'(

She didnt even get to feed my fish :[
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Samus Aran on October 23, 2011, 05:57:54 PM
btw tec did you ever try making shepard pass out from drinking too much?
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Thyme on October 23, 2011, 05:58:14 PM
Quote from: Tectrika on October 23, 2011, 05:56:49 PM
yeah totes lol


...send me your copy? n_n
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 23, 2011, 05:58:44 PM
lolomg

luck and a hint of [glow=black,2,300]guide usage[/glow] got me through with no deaths spam;
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: ME## on October 23, 2011, 05:59:53 PM
Quote from: Reisen on October 23, 2011, 05:57:19 PM
yeah except you couldn't actually have sex with her

lapdances are boring, i can get those in a bar at any time :|

it's implied they have [REDACTED] several times, kaz :|
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 23, 2011, 06:00:02 PM
Quote from: Thyme on October 23, 2011, 05:58:14 PM
...send me your copy? n_n


this is a game you need to own and treasure forever

as much as i like you, i can't share my tali with anyone :|
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Commander Fuckass on October 23, 2011, 06:00:15 PM
Quote from: Thyme on October 23, 2011, 05:58:14 PM
...send me your copy? n_n
I have it digitally, I can let you download it y/y  giggle;

[spoiler]but i forgot the bandwidth problems :'([/spoiler]
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 23, 2011, 06:02:15 PM
Quote from: Reisen on October 23, 2011, 05:57:54 PM
btw tec did you ever try making shepard pass out from drinking too much?


...i never drank goowan

[spoiler]nor did i ever romance[/spoiler]

oh my god, my shepard is a puritan cry;
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Samus Aran on October 23, 2011, 06:03:41 PM
Quote from: Tectrika on October 23, 2011, 06:02:15 PM
...i never drank goowan

[spoiler]nor did i ever romance[/spoiler]

oh my god, my shepard is a puritan cry;


DID YOU AT LEAST DANCE

shepard has mad moves, bro

seriously though it's hilarious to make him pass out
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Thyme on October 23, 2011, 06:04:40 PM
Quote from: Kefka of Alkmaar on October 23, 2011, 06:00:15 PM
I have it digitally, I can let you download it y/y  giggle;

[spoiler]but i forgot the bandwidth problems :'([/spoiler]


lol if i ever buy it it'll probably be digitally digitali girl;

but i'm kind of against using this particular exploit kefs :|
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 23, 2011, 06:05:06 PM
Quote from: Reisen on October 23, 2011, 06:03:41 PM
DID YOU AT LEAST DANCE

shepard has mad moves, bro


yes, though not intentionally lol

now that i know exactly which decisions impact the game and which don't, i'll be an alcoholic in my next playthrough goowan
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Thyme on October 23, 2011, 06:06:54 PM
Quote from: Tectrika on October 23, 2011, 06:05:06 PM
yes, though not intentionally lol

now that i know exactly which decisions impact the game and which don't, i'll be an alcoholic in my next playthrough goowan


>knowing what decisions do in a game

ugly;
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: ME## on October 23, 2011, 06:08:33 PM
whenever i got drunk of the normandy, edi would act like i was in the woman's bathroom.  kaz, does this happen on the fratbox version too?  confuseddood;
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 23, 2011, 06:09:02 PM
Quote from: Thyme on October 23, 2011, 06:06:54 PM
>knowing what decisions do in a game

ugly;


are you ugly;ing the fact that i know or the fact that it's important to know girl;
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Samus Aran on October 23, 2011, 06:09:41 PM
not knowing adds more depth to the game, ambiguity of right and wrong is the whole point of the harder decisions in the game
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Thyme on October 23, 2011, 06:11:21 PM
Quote from: Tectrika on October 23, 2011, 06:09:02 PM
are you ugly;ing the fact that i know or the fact that it's important to know girl;


knowing ugly;

i also ugly; your assertation that knowing is important ugly;


what kaz said
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 23, 2011, 06:16:22 PM
lol i didn't know the first time around which is why i don't have everyone's loyalty sillydood;

and and and mass effect 3 takes info from my me2 save, what if my mistakes in me2 have repercussions in me3 cry;

THIS IS WHY I STRIVE FOR THE PERFECT PLAYTHROUGH :'(
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Thyme on October 23, 2011, 06:17:58 PM
rofl >assertation

assertion
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Nyerp on October 23, 2011, 06:32:05 PM
how mad would you guys be if i started playing at me3 ps3 ver even though i could easily play the first two on the 360 :D
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 23, 2011, 06:32:57 PM
Quote from: Sakamoto on October 23, 2011, 06:32:05 PM
how mad would you guys be if i started playing at me3 ps3 ver even though i could easily play the first two on the 360 :D


i think that might be as bad as starting mgs at mgs4 myface;

[spoiler]>implying i have room to talk after skipping the first me game[/spoiler]
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Samus Aran on October 23, 2011, 07:52:22 PM
Quote from: Sakamoto on October 23, 2011, 06:32:05 PM
how mad would you guys be if i started playing at me3 ps3 ver even though i could easily play the first two on the 360 :D


it'd be p. stupid to say the least
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 24, 2011, 04:02:14 PM
also the illusive man's hair is cool cry;
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 25, 2011, 02:04:57 PM
also could i have encountered a glitch of some sort

my paragon bar was (and still is) completely full during miranda/jack's stupidity and i couldn't resolve it

i had no trouble resolving tali/legion's dispute

but i still can't resolve jack and miranda's befuddlement
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Samus Aran on October 25, 2011, 02:06:26 PM
the bar appearing full isn't actually necessarily "full" paragon

there is some arbitrary system of paragon points, but the game doesn't really tell you how many points you have. you can probably find a few more here and there if you look, and that'll probably get you enough.
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on October 25, 2011, 02:08:21 PM
Quote from: Reisen on October 25, 2011, 02:06:26 PM
you can probably find a few more here and there if you look, and that'll probably get you enough.


lol believe me i tried, the major reason i didn't beat it sooner is because i went searching for every paragon point i could have possibly missed

[spoiler]well, that and fear of losing teammates on the final mission sillydood;[/spoiler]

It still wasn't enough. befuddlement
Title: Re: why does waifu simulator insist on RUINING MY LIFE (possible spoils)
Post by: Samus Aran on October 25, 2011, 02:09:59 PM
weird. i managed to find enough post-game to appease Jack. befuddlement