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Title: High School crush just text me
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on September 12, 2011, 10:07:27 PM
So, she's drunk and stoned and watching porn (LOL)

She tells me that she was really into me in high school.

I'm like "what really"

She's all "yeah, i never told you because you had a girlfriend"

I think she may be into me

She has a kid, and is with some mexican guy right now. Also, she smokes a lot of pot which i don't do. And she has a kid.

but she is fine as hell even with a kid. Also, she is pretty cool.

what why is life so weird. why do know girls in the town i'm in like me, but all the girls back home go crazy for me.

is this just a clever plot by the demon that covers Kinston to sink it's claws in me and drag me down with it straight to the seventh circle of hell?
Title: Re: High School crush just text me
Post by: snoorkel on September 12, 2011, 10:15:11 PM
WELL I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD GET WITH THIS GIRL LONG-TERM, IF SHE ALREADY HAS A KID... WITH A MEXICAN

BUT SEE IF YOU CAN'T GET SOME MAYBE AT LEAST SEXT THAT MILF

sorry apparently caps was on
Title: Re: High School crush just text me
Post by: applesauce on September 12, 2011, 10:22:02 PM
fukin bitches  :(
Title: Re: High School crush just text me
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on September 12, 2011, 10:33:01 PM
Quote from: vziard on September 12, 2011, 10:15:11 PM
WELL I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD GET WITH THIS GIRL LONG-TERM, IF SHE ALREADY HAS A KID... WITH A MEXICAN

BUT SEE IF YOU CAN'T GET SOME MAYBE AT LEAST SEXT THAT MILF

sorry apparently caps was on
you giive good advice i wish you would post more

Quote from: applesauce on September 12, 2011, 10:22:02 PM
fukin bitches  :(
fuck bitches

get money dog
Title: Re: High School crush just text me
Post by: Cookie on September 13, 2011, 07:38:53 AM
get that player
Title: Re: High School crush just text me
Post by: Wrench on September 13, 2011, 10:23:41 AM
Hit it and quit it
Title: Re: High School crush just text me
Post by: strongbad on September 13, 2011, 10:36:44 AM
if my high school crush told me that she was actually into me in high school i would be so angry
so many sleepless nights :(
Title: Re: High School crush just text me
Post by: silvertone on September 13, 2011, 01:04:52 PM
Quote from: N o t S i d on September 12, 2011, 10:33:01 PM
fuck bitches

get money dog


fuck money
get a dog.
Title: Re: High School crush just text me
Post by: LCK on September 13, 2011, 01:11:37 PM
Quote from: silvertone on September 13, 2011, 01:04:52 PM
fuck money
get a dog.
fuck dog
get money
Title: Re: High School crush just text me
Post by: silvertone on September 13, 2011, 01:13:17 PM
    Name 1 dog in the world that will hinder the chances of big money.
Title: Re: High School crush just text me
Post by: LCK on September 13, 2011, 01:31:54 PM
let me rephrase

fuck a dog
get money
Title: Re: High School crush just text me
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on September 13, 2011, 01:39:25 PM
OH GOD HER BOYFRIEND JUST FOUND THOSE TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.

SO MANY RED FLAGS BUT SO RONERY

lol

Quote from: silvertone on September 13, 2011, 01:04:52 PM
fuck money
get a dog.
you have no idea how much I want a basset hound or bloodhound

Quote from: Trevor on September 13, 2011, 01:31:54 PM
let me rephrase

fuck a dog
get money
you have no idea how little i want to fuck a basset hound of bloodhound
Title: Re: High School crush just text me
Post by: Hiro on September 13, 2011, 03:58:01 PM
Quote from: Snowy the Majestic Møøse on September 13, 2011, 01:41:24 PM
butt fuck her
(http://i.imgur.com/upcxS.png)
Title: Re: High School crush just text me
Post by: ME## on September 13, 2011, 04:14:12 PM
i greatly disapprove of the two posts above me
Title: Re: High School crush just text me
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on September 13, 2011, 04:20:47 PM
Quote from: マミさ," on September 13, 2011, 04:14:12 PM
i greatly disapprove of the two posts above me
there are no posts above you goowan