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Question: Can u believe it?

Option 1: Yes votes: 0

Option 2: No votes: 11

Option 3: FUCK YEA votes: 3

Title: I got laid
Post by: Selkie on September 06, 2011, 11:21:03 AM

Finally

Title: Re: I got laid
Post by: Commander Fuckass on September 06, 2011, 11:21:29 AM

cool story

Title: Re: I got laid
Post by: ME## on September 06, 2011, 11:23:47 AM

gudo jobu wrench;

Title: Re: I got laid
Post by: ?????? on September 06, 2011, 11:24:48 AM

was it sparkly and affectionate
or did you cry and or smoked an hour afterwards and had sex again <3

Title: Re: I got laid
Post by: Wrench on September 06, 2011, 11:34:06 AM

details boy

Title: Re: I got laid
Post by: LCK on September 06, 2011, 11:42:03 AM

i just assumed you weren't a virgin

Title: Re: I got laid
Post by: YPrrrr on September 06, 2011, 11:56:52 AM

So is this the last time you make a thread then?

Title: Re: I got laid
Post by: snoorkel on September 06, 2011, 01:09:28 PM

don't believe you

Title: Re: I got laid
Post by: Commander Fuckass on September 06, 2011, 02:19:00 PM

I just got laid today,
Got me a pocket full of condoms.
Said, I just got laid today,
Got me a pocket full of condoms.
If you believe like fuckin' hard all day
Just step in my shoes and take my lay

Title: Re: I got laid
Post by: Samus Aran on September 06, 2011, 02:31:38 PM

i fucked a chick
she sucked my dick
it made me merry
so i popped her cherry

Title: Re: I got laid
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 06, 2011, 03:11:28 PM

Quote from: Hakase on September 06, 2011, 02:31:38 PM
i fucked a chick
she sucked my dick
it made me merry
so i popped her cherry

aww i was going to post that awdood;

Title: Re: I got laid
Post by: Hippopo on September 06, 2011, 04:56:03 PM

I'm sorry.

Title: Re: I got laid
Post by: Daddy on September 06, 2011, 05:50:04 PM

i also havesex

Title: Re: I got laid
Post by: Hiro on September 06, 2011, 06:14:19 PM

I think you mean you got lain

on dvd toothdood;

Title: Re: I got laid
Post by: Hippopo on September 06, 2011, 07:09:38 PM

Quote from: Khadafi on September 06, 2011, 05:50:04 PM
i also havesex

yeah rite. sure.

Title: Re: I got laid
Post by: Daddy on September 06, 2011, 07:29:32 PM

Quote from: Hippopo on September 06, 2011, 07:09:38 PM
yeah rite. sure.

the pumping of my penis

Title: Re: I got laid
Post by: Hippopo on September 06, 2011, 07:59:33 PM

Quote from: Khadafi on September 06, 2011, 07:29:32 PM
the pumping of my penis

toothdood;

Title: Re: I got laid
Post by: applesauce on September 06, 2011, 08:04:38 PM

itt first time stories?

Title: Re: I got laid
Post by: Hippopo on September 06, 2011, 08:40:27 PM

Quote from: applesauce on September 06, 2011, 08:04:38 PM
itt first time stories?

Oh god

Title: Re: I got laid
Post by: YPrrrr on September 06, 2011, 08:41:55 PM

Quote from: Hippopo on September 06, 2011, 08:40:27 PM
Oh god

I want to hear I want to hear :O

Title: Re: I got laid
Post by: Hippopo on September 06, 2011, 08:43:31 PM

Quote from: YPR on September 06, 2011, 08:41:55 PM
I want to hear I want to hear :O

I'd rather not relive such a horrible memory.

Title: Re: I got laid
Post by: YPrrrr on September 06, 2011, 08:51:53 PM

Quote from: Hippopo on September 06, 2011, 08:43:31 PM
I'd rather not relive such a horrible memory.

Awww, ok... it was probably with a chick anyway myface;

Title: Re: I got laid
Post by: Commander Fuckass on September 06, 2011, 10:37:35 PM

Quote from: YPR on September 06, 2011, 08:51:53 PM
Awww, ok... it was probably with a chick anyway myface;

here is a celeb sex story to keep you occupied hocuspocus;

http://www.nerve.com/love-sex/true-stories/true-stories-homosexual-schmomosexual

Title: Re: I got laid
Post by: Nyerp on September 06, 2011, 10:46:12 PM

Quote from: Kanbaru on September 06, 2011, 10:37:35 PM
here is a a celeb sex story to keep you occupied hocuspocus;

http://www.nerve.com/love-sex/true-stories/true-stories-homosexual-schmomosexual

what a whore

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