So I just ate the best meal I've had in about a week, and then promptly took the biggest shit I've had in recent memory.
I feel so good.
You forgot something important in your post.
[spoiler]No, no. You do it.[/spoiler]
I have eaten nothing today and hardly had any liquid, and very little the previous day. The binge you see.
I once had turds so big that my anus bled.
true story
Quote from: ,,,-,,, on August 28, 2011, 07:09:22 PM
I once had turds so big that my anus bled.
true story
you need more Fiber
Quote from: Travis on August 28, 2011, 07:10:41 PM
you need more Fiber
I know. I've started eating more fiber.
Quote from: ,,,-,,, on August 28, 2011, 07:14:32 PM
I know. I've started eating more fiber.
Have you ever tried Kellogg's Cracklin' Oat Bran?
It's the most delicious cereal invented by man.
I hate when the poop is so big that it rips your asshole and you hop up in pain.
the pain always lingers for a few seconds.
why does it hurt when i pee
Quote from: On Stid on August 28, 2011, 09:37:09 PM
I hate when the poop is so big that it rips your asshole and you hop up in pain.
the pain always lingers for a few seconds.
Yeah, that happened when I bled from my anus. It reminds me of the feeling in my mouth after eating spicy food. But, you know, in my anus.
Quote from: vziard on August 28, 2011, 08:19:14 PM
Have you ever tried Kellogg's Cracklin' Oat Bran?
It's the most delicious cereal invented by man.
I like Honey Bunches of Oats