Poll
Question:
how good do i feel
Option 1: i bet you came when you pooped
votes: 8
Option 2: pretty good, all things considering
votes: 3
Option 3: bad, you'll never get that part of you back
votes: 1
i'm not sure how i feel now after i pooped
how do i feel boyah
i guess i feel pretty good about my poop
thanks guys
if you want post stories of your poop experiences. i'll start
I was in SC, my best friend was getting out of marine boot camp. Me and some other friends were staying in a hotel room (a best western, maybe?). I had been constipated since I left asheville two days ago. We're sitting in the hotel room watching the traffic channel, when all of a sudden i had to use the bathroom.
I hop to the toilet, and sit my ass on the cold seat. All of a sudden, an amazing warmth falls over me. The poop hasn't come out yet, and I don't want to strain cause I end up hurting my asshole. I decided to text my friends in the next room. They start yelling at me (EWW WTF DUDE DON'T TEXT ME WHILE YOUR SHITTING)
then I start singing "Drop It Like It's Hot"
Immediately, the shit leaves my body. OH THANK HEAVENS! I wipe my ass and stand up and look at the poop. It looks like a bright green sea turtle.
so i flushed it.
What did you text your friends?
Also what's wrong with using your phone while on the toilet?
stop shit posting
Quote from: TheSequel on August 12, 2011, 10:29:19 PM
What did you text your friends?
Also what's wrong with using your phone while on the toilet?
I text them something along the lines of "hahaha there is poop stuck up my butt hahaha"
and I think it's perfectly respectable to use your phone on the toilet.
Quote from: On Stid on August 12, 2011, 11:49:07 PM
I text them something along the lines of "hahaha there is poop stuck up my butt hahaha"
and I think it's perfectly respectable to use your phone on the toilet.
I'm doing this next time I use the bathroom at a friend's house.
I think I feel my most intense emotions while on the toilet, usually I am just sitting on it and not doing anything but just sitting. Sometimes I shit, but usually just sit and waves of negativity flow through me.
Quote from: silvertone on August 12, 2011, 11:57:34 PM
and waves of negativity flow through me.
and out of your anus
i kill cops while on the toilet
One time I was pooping and my massive log made massive waves on splashdown. The toilet water got on my butt and I had moist hairs in my butthole.
True story.
Quote from: TheSequel on August 13, 2011, 12:01:02 AM
One time I was pooping and my massive log made massive waves on splashdown. The toilet water got on my butt and I had moist hairs in my butthole.
True story.
i hate when that happens. it's why i took a hair trimmer to my asshole
[spoiler]so much blood[/spoiler]
Quote from: Man of Popcikle on August 12, 2011, 11:59:41 PM
and out of your anus
thank u. i am glad i didnt have to psot this.
I don't cut my hair because I'm straight baddood;
this thread is gross
This is life
Gross Doesn't Exist.
life is shitty
Quote from: Nyerp on August 13, 2011, 12:13:11 AM
Gross Doesn't Exist.
um Gross obv. does exist the beautiful golden abyss of sewage that runs throughout the planet wouldn't be here without him
you'll rest in piss for your blasphemy
RIPiss Nyerp. what a way to go. died like he lived.
Quote from: silvertone on August 13, 2011, 12:19:17 AM
RIPiss Nyerp. what a way to go. died like he lived.
complaining about everything