Ololololol.. This happened to me on Halloween 06.
Me nad my bro were walking to my uncles house because it was nearer than my house, so then these 2 people were in a car and they were stalking us. Then we were all alone just talking about some random stuff and THESE MOTHERFUCKING BITCHES STOLE OUR CANDY AND RAN OFF IN THEIR CAR!!! Then my mom bought us lots of candy... I ALMOST got my bag back when the guy grabbed my bag until I GOT A FUCKING LEG CRAMP WHEN I FElL ON THE FLOOR WHILE PLAYING TUGAWAR WITH AN ADULT OR SOMETHING! argh; I was only kind of pissed off but atleast we got better candy than before... But I got my mom to waste money on us and we walked about 1hr and 30min getting all the candy... gonk;
But now it's just so funny telling this story. flower;
Same time and all, some guy tried fucking mowing me down with his truck after I called him a Fish fucker.
People always steal kids candy in my city. Well on the other topic the worst thing that has ever happened to me is when I was put into the hospital well the psych ward it sucked shit in there it was fucking boring and I gained about 20 pounds in there due to over eating to pass the time, the only good thing to do was play GCN (the games they had sucked) or watch movie (lots of good ones but they only last so long).
Quote from: SBKT on June 06, 2007, 12:54:51 PM
Same time and all, some guy tried fucking mowing me down with his truck after I called him a Fish fucker.
Why'd you call him that? I lol'd at this story.
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 12:56:29 PM
Quote from: SBKT on June 06, 2007, 12:54:51 PM
Same time and all, some guy tried fucking mowing me down with his truck after I called him a Fish fucker.
Why'd you call him that? I lol'd at this story.
He tried running me over before that. He nearly got me after, though.
Getting beat up. flower;
What? Dude, Helter has better sentence structure than you, and that's NOT a compliment
Quote from: Phobia'-' on June 06, 2007, 12:55:19 PM
People always steal kids candy in my city. Well on the other topic the worst thing that has ever happened to me is when I was put into the hospital well the psych ward it sucked shit in there it was fucking boring and I gained about 20 pounds in there due to over eating to pass the time, the only good thing to do was play GCN (the games they had sucked) or watch movie (lots of good ones but they only last so long).
But I live in the suburbs... So anyways, that must of sucked penus so badly...
But not better then mine...
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 06, 2007, 12:57:49 PM
What? Dude, Helter has better sentence structure than you, and that's NOT a compliment
STFU and edit your post to go with topic st00pid. argh; GTFO if you going to bitch about my grammar.
Having a ginormous picnic bench fall on me, my favorite grandma that loved me very much dieing, and cutting myself in 7th grade.
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 12:58:57 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 06, 2007, 12:57:49 PM
What? Dude, Helter has better sentence structure than you, and that's NOT a compliment
STFU and edit your post to go with topic st00pid. argh; GTFO if you going to bitch about my grammar.
Your grammar was still malformed in that sentence.
Quote from: Princess on June 06, 2007, 01:00:27 PM
Having a ginormous picnic bench fall on me, my favorite grandma that loved me very much dieing, and cutting myself in 7th grade.
You cut yourself?
Cool points go down for that, unless it was an accident. PLEASE SAY IT WAS!
I can't think of anything.
Quote from: Princess on June 06, 2007, 01:00:27 PM
Having a ginormous picnic bench fall on me, my favorite grandma that loved me very much dieing, and cutting myself in 7th grade.
I lol'd when you told about the ginormous picnic bench falling on you. So anyways, I had a grandma that died too, but she wasn't very to close to me because I was about 5-7 years old...
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 06, 2007, 01:00:39 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 12:58:57 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 06, 2007, 12:57:49 PM
What? Dude, Helter has better sentence structure than you, and that's NOT a compliment
STFU and edit your post to go with topic st00pid. argh; GTFO if you going to bitch about my grammar.
Your grammar was still malformed in that sentence.
OMFG... argh;
Quote from: Bassir on June 06, 2007, 01:01:20 PM
I can't think of anything.
No one stole anything from you, hurted you, died in you family, got you pissed, or anything else? psyduck;
I almost drowned in California.
I slipped in the bathroom and almost hit my head on a sharp part that would've cut my head, but somehow, my mom was behind me to catch me.
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 01:05:24 PM
Quote from: Bassir on June 06, 2007, 01:01:20 PM
I can't think of anything.
No one stole anything from you, hurted you, died in you family, got you pissed, or anything else? psyduck;
He probably likes being the Caravan Family bitch. v;
Quote from: GCD333 on June 06, 2007, 01:06:41 PM
I almost drowned in California.
I slipped in the bathroom and almost hit my head on a sharp part that would've cut my head, but somehow, my mom was behind me to catch me.
That's what moms are for. awesome;
Quote from: SBKT on June 06, 2007, 01:06:53 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 01:05:24 PM
Quote from: Bassir on June 06, 2007, 01:01:20 PM
I can't think of anything.
No one stole anything from you, hurted you, died in you family, got you pissed, or anything else? psyduck;
He probably likes being the Caravan Family bitch. v;
Probably. yes;
None of this stuff is that bad. I got worse, but whatev. navi;
Quote from: GCD333 on June 06, 2007, 01:06:41 PM
I almost drowned in California.
I slipped in the bathroom and almost hit my head on a sharp part that would've cut my head, but somehow, my mom was behind me to catch me.
You have an awesome mother. Thank her immediately. Again.
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 01:05:24 PM
Quote from: Bassir on June 06, 2007, 01:01:20 PM
I can't think of anything.
No one stole anything from you, hurted you, died in you family, got you pissed, or anything else? psyduck;
Nope. I'm a very likable guy and I haven't gotten into any fights, except for a few that I started; I have yet to lose a close family member, or a friend; and I haven't been pissed off to the point where I would call it "the worst thing that ever happened to me".
My friend and his mother and father died in a car accident close to Calgary in 2005, a semi hit them and they all burned to death if you live in the area you might have heard of it.
Quote from: Bassir on June 06, 2007, 01:09:19 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 01:05:24 PM
Quote from: Bassir on June 06, 2007, 01:01:20 PM
I can't think of anything.
No one stole anything from you, hurted you, died in you family, got you pissed, or anything else? psyduck;
Nope. I'm a very likable guy and I haven't gotten into any fights, except for a few that I started; I have yet to lose a close family member, or a friend; and I haven't been pissed off to the point where I would call it "the worst thing that ever happened to me".
Never started a fight?
You bitch alot though.awesome; Nevermind. sweat;
Quote from: Phobia'-' on June 06, 2007, 01:10:49 PM
My friend and his mother and father died in a car accident close to Calgary in 2005, a semi hit them and they all burned to death if you live in the area you might have heard of it.
That sucks.
Banned from Nsider, $732 Cell Phone bill, my old laptop dying, when my iPod was stolen
How could I forget when I was sitting in my desk and the fattest dude in the school sat on it, and flipped me off the desk and since I was a cheerleader I landed on my hands, and when I tried to get back on my feet, I collided against the wall.
Quote from: Princess on June 06, 2007, 01:13:22 PM
How could I forget when I was sitting in my desk and the fattest dude in the school sat on it, and flipped me off the desk and since I was a cheerleader I landed on my hands, and when I tried to get back on my feet, I collided against the wall.
Olol...
Quote from: Hiro on June 06, 2007, 01:12:37 PM
Quote from: Phobia'-' on June 06, 2007, 01:10:49 PM
My friend and his mother and father died in a car accident close to Calgary in 2005, a semi hit them and they all burned to death if you live in the area you might have heard of it.
That sucks.
Yeah it does, it was really hard on me because I talked him into coming to my High School instead of the other one and then boom I get this call.
Quote from: Phobia'-' on June 06, 2007, 01:14:21 PM
Quote from: Hiro on June 06, 2007, 01:12:37 PM
Quote from: Phobia'-' on June 06, 2007, 01:10:49 PM
My friend and his mother and father died in a car accident close to Calgary in 2005, a semi hit them and they all burned to death if you live in the area you might have heard of it.
That sucks.
Yeah it does, it was really hard on me because I talked him into coming to my High School instead of the other one and then boom I get this call.
They fucking burned to death!!! gonk;
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 01:15:50 PM
Quote from: Phobia'-' on June 06, 2007, 01:14:21 PM
Quote from: Hiro on June 06, 2007, 01:12:37 PM
Quote from: Phobia'-' on June 06, 2007, 01:10:49 PM
My friend and his mother and father died in a car accident close to Calgary in 2005, a semi hit them and they all burned to death if you live in the area you might have heard of it.
That sucks.
Yeah it does, it was really hard on me because I talked him into coming to my High School instead of the other one and then boom I get this call.
They fucking burned to death!!! gonk;
I know fuck they didn't know who they were until they got dental records. gonk;
Quote from: Bassir on June 06, 2007, 01:16:03 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 01:11:08 PM
Never started a fight?
Read carefully; I started all the fights I was in.
You still contradicted yourself.
Quote from: SBKT on June 06, 2007, 01:18:22 PM
Quote from: Bassir on June 06, 2007, 01:16:03 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 01:11:08 PM
Never started a fight?
Read carefully; I started all the fights I was in.
You still contradicted yourself.
I said "except for a few that I started", dumbass.
Quote from: Bassir on June 06, 2007, 01:20:00 PM
Quote from: SBKT on June 06, 2007, 01:18:22 PM
Quote from: Bassir on June 06, 2007, 01:16:03 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 01:11:08 PM
Never started a fight?
Read carefully; I started all the fights I was in.
You still contradicted yourself.
I said "except for a few that I started", dumbass.
STILL contradicting yourself. You never started any fights except for the fights you started. WHAT THE FUCK.
I'm not exactly sure of the worst, but I can think of two incidents in my life that I never want to relive again.
6th grade, I'm playing tag on the jungle gym with friends. I'm on the highest point of the playground thing, I'm about to jump off, then I get slapped in the back by the person who was "it." I stumble, and fall off the jungle gym. Approximately 7 feet high. I hit my foot on every possible thing on the way down. As I hit the ground, I black out for about five minutes. When I awake, I'm in horrible pain. Two of my friends grab my arms and help me inside the school. I was in agony. When we get in the school, we steal a desk chair from the social studies teacher and they push me all the way to the nurses office. I'm actually crying while this is happening. Stuff happens, I get taken to the hospital.
Turns out I've got three fractures in my left leg. One on my ankle, one on my actually leg, and one in my foot. Or something like that. It's vague to me. It hurt like hell.
On the plus side, I got out of school for two weeks.
9th grade. This year, actually. The person that I loved harshly broke up with me. We soon got back together, and she broke up with me again. One of the most emotionally painful things I've ever been through. I don't even want to explain it.
Quote from: LCK on June 06, 2007, 01:21:08 PM
I'm not exactly sure of the worst, but I can think of two incidents in my life that I never want to relive again.
6th grade, I'm playing tag on the jungle gym with friends. I'm on the highest point of the playground thing, I'm about to jump off, then I get slapped in the back by the person who was "it." I stumble, and fall off the jungle gym. Approximately 7 feet high. I hit my foot on every possible thing on the way down. As I hit the ground, I black out for about five minutes. When I awake, I'm in horrible pain. Two of my friends grab my arms and help me inside the school. I was in agony. When we get in the school, we steal a desk chair from the social studies teacher and they push me all the way to the nurses office. I'm actually crying while this is happening. Stuff happens, I get taken to the hospital.
Turns out I've got three fractures in my left leg. One on my ankle, one on my actually leg, and one in my foot. Or something like that. It's vague to me. It hurt like hell.
On the plus side, I got out of school for two weeks.
9th grade. This year, actually. The person that I loved harshly broke up with me. We soon got back together, and she broke up with me again. One of the most emotionally painful things I've ever been through. I don't even want to explain it.
Oww. I'm sorry...
Oh yeah, in 1st grade I got hit with a ballof ice and snow combines and it hit me on the cheek and it almost hit my eye. Fucking hurted so much... But luckily it didn't even give me a scar even though it was a really big injury.
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 01:33:27 PM
Oh yeah, in 1st grade I got hit with a ballof ice and snow combines and it hit me on the cheek and it almost hit my eye. Fucking hurted so much... But luckily it didn't even give me a scar even though it was a really big injury.
Hurted olol.
I got hit in the face with ice once, it hurt like a bitch.
Quote from: MVP0079 on June 06, 2007, 01:34:04 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 01:33:27 PM
Oh yeah, in 1st grade I got hit with a ballof ice and snow combines and it hit me on the cheek and it almost hit my eye. Fucking hurted so much... But luckily it didn't even give me a scar even though it was a really big injury.
Hurted olol.
I got hit in the face with ice once, it hurt like a bitch.
Oh yeah, some 4th grader threw it at me so that made it more unbareable...
OH YEA, NOW I REMEMBER.
Back when I was five years old, I bumped into the corner of a really sharp wall and my head was bleeding. I instantly fell to the floor, still feeling the pain in my head. My mom's holding me and she's running to the hospital. As soon as I get to the hospital, they set me on the bed and I fall asleep. I woke up to a guy doing something on my forehead; I have no idea what he was doing, but it stung very badly. Being the child that I was, I was crying the whole time. All of it left a pure-white mark on my forehead. You can't really notice it, but you can see it if you get close enough.
My sister had a tooth go through her lip. we were delivering wood to the cabins up in the woods, and I slipped and fell on my ass, it stung, but she went and punctured her face. My mother offered to put a ring in it but my uncle got mad.
My uncle is a dick, though, he took my fucking snowmobile and ATV and sold it on me, and he took all our good power-tools when we moved back,saying he didn't know which was which. BULL-FUCKING-SHIT. A MAN NEVER FORGETS HIS TOOLS.
Quote from: Bassir on June 06, 2007, 01:35:53 PM
OH YEA, NOW I REMEMBER.
Back when I was five years old, I bumped into the corner of a really sharp wall and my head was bleeding. I instantly fell to the floor, still feeling the pain in my head. My mom's holding me and she's running to the hospital. As soon as I get to the hospital, they set me on the bed and I fall asleep. I woke up to a guy doing something on my forehead; I have no idea what he was doing, but it stung very badly. Being the child that I was, I was crying the whole time. All of it left a pure-white mark on my forehead. You can't really notice it, but you can see it if you get close enough.
he was probably trying to put his penis in your forehead. caterpie;
Quote from: GCD333 on June 06, 2007, 01:36:41 PM
he was probably trying to put his penis in your forehead. caterpie;
He had needles and some liquid that hurt horribly; unless his penis grows out of his fingers, that's not it.
Quote from: SBKT on June 06, 2007, 01:36:22 PM
My sister had a tooth go through her lip. we were delivering wood to the cabins up in the woods, and I slipped and fell on my ass, it stung, but she went and punctured her face. My mother offered to put a ring in it but my uncle got mad.
My uncle is a dick, though, he took my fucking snowmobile and ATV and sold it on me, and he took all our good power-tools when we moved back,saying he didn't know which was which. BULL-FUCKING-SHIT. A MAN NEVER FORGETS HIS TOOLS.
All of my uncles and aunts are fucking richass people who bitch about people around them sometimes.. I said I was going to lose a little weight and then I didn't eat at a party because I at at home and they said I was anorexic.
I ran into the corner of a coffee table when I was 3 and had a seizure, and I had tons of seizures as a baby and toddller because of that, and now intense heat makes me lightheaded and get tunnel vision and I fainted last year for no reason.
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 01:39:18 PM
Quote from: SBKT on June 06, 2007, 01:36:22 PM
My sister had a tooth go through her lip. we were delivering wood to the cabins up in the woods, and I slipped and fell on my ass, it stung, but she went and punctured her face. My mother offered to put a ring in it but my uncle got mad.
My uncle is a dick, though, he took my fucking snowmobile and ATV and sold it on me, and he took all our good power-tools when we moved back,saying he didn't know which was which. BULL-FUCKING-SHIT. A MAN NEVER FORGETS HIS TOOLS.
All of my uncles and aunts are fucking richass people who bitch about people around them sometimes.. I said I was going to lose a little weight and then I didn't eat at a party because I at at home and they said I was anorexic.
How does that relate to having your tooth go THROUGH your lip, leaving a clean hole.
Well, it was relatively clean. There was no blood at all, though.
Quote from: SBKT on June 06, 2007, 01:40:39 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 01:39:18 PM
Quote from: SBKT on June 06, 2007, 01:36:22 PM
My sister had a tooth go through her lip. we were delivering wood to the cabins up in the woods, and I slipped and fell on my ass, it stung, but she went and punctured her face. My mother offered to put a ring in it but my uncle got mad.
My uncle is a dick, though, he took my fucking snowmobile and ATV and sold it on me, and he took all our good power-tools when we moved back,saying he didn't know which was which. BULL-FUCKING-SHIT. A MAN NEVER FORGETS HIS TOOLS.
All of my uncles and aunts are fucking richass people who bitch about people around them sometimes.. I said I was going to lose a little weight and then I didn't eat at a party because I at at home and they said I was anorexic.
How does that relate to having your tooth go THROUGH your lip, leaving a clean hole.
Well, it was relatively clean. There was no blood at all, though.
Well I was going with the 2nd story you told. Tell your sister that she's my hero.
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 01:42:00 PM
Quote from: SBKT on June 06, 2007, 01:40:39 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 01:39:18 PM
Quote from: SBKT on June 06, 2007, 01:36:22 PM
My sister had a tooth go through her lip. we were delivering wood to the cabins up in the woods, and I slipped and fell on my ass, it stung, but she went and punctured her face. My mother offered to put a ring in it but my uncle got mad.
My uncle is a dick, though, he took my fucking snowmobile and ATV and sold it on me, and he took all our good power-tools when we moved back,saying he didn't know which was which. BULL-FUCKING-SHIT. A MAN NEVER FORGETS HIS TOOLS.
All of my uncles and aunts are fucking richass people who bitch about people around them sometimes.. I said I was going to lose a little weight and then I didn't eat at a party because I at at home and they said I was anorexic.
How does that relate to having your tooth go THROUGH your lip, leaving a clean hole.
Well, it was relatively clean. There was no blood at all, though.
Well I was going with the 2nd story you told. Tell your sister that she's my hero.
Sure thing. She'll appreciate your kind words, I hope. She might kick my ass for talking abuot this.
Quote from: SBKT on June 06, 2007, 01:42:38 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 01:42:00 PM
Quote from: SBKT on June 06, 2007, 01:40:39 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 01:39:18 PM
Quote from: SBKT on June 06, 2007, 01:36:22 PM
My sister had a tooth go through her lip. we were delivering wood to the cabins up in the woods, and I slipped and fell on my ass, it stung, but she went and punctured her face. My mother offered to put a ring in it but my uncle got mad.
My uncle is a dick, though, he took my fucking snowmobile and ATV and sold it on me, and he took all our good power-tools when we moved back,saying he didn't know which was which. BULL-FUCKING-SHIT. A MAN NEVER FORGETS HIS TOOLS.
All of my uncles and aunts are fucking richass people who bitch about people around them sometimes.. I said I was going to lose a little weight and then I didn't eat at a party because I at at home and they said I was anorexic.
How does that relate to having your tooth go THROUGH your lip, leaving a clean hole.
Well, it was relatively clean. There was no blood at all, though.
Well I was going with the 2nd story you told. Tell your sister that she's my hero.
Sure thing. She'll appreciate your kind words, I hope. She might kick my ass for talking abuot this.
It's not even that embarrassing or is it about keeping an image of what your sister looks like...
I called myself fat. powerofone;
Quote from: xXx♥xXx on June 06, 2007, 02:09:51 PM
I called myself fat. powerofone;
*Pokes fat* YOU GOT MY FUCKING FINGER STUCK, BITCH! argh;
The worst things are:
- Getting the skin of my left are scraped off
- Finding out my uncle got shot and died
- Being chased by a dog that has rabies
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 02:21:55 PM
Quote from: xXx♥xXx on June 06, 2007, 02:09:51 PM
I called myself fat. powerofone;
*Pokes fat* YOU GOT MY FUCKING FINGER STUCK, BITCH! argh;
Oh, you went between my bone joints. caterpie;
Quote from: xXx♥xXx on June 06, 2007, 03:41:15 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on June 06, 2007, 02:21:55 PM
Quote from: xXx♥xXx on June 06, 2007, 02:09:51 PM
I called myself fat. powerofone;
*Pokes fat* YOU GOT MY FUCKING FINGER STUCK, BITCH! argh;
Oh, you went between my bone joints. caterpie;
I can't get it out still!!! gonk;
I'mma die because of poking someone! sweat;
Oh ya, I forgot something.
On my fourth birthday I was naked, and I was going to take a bath. I ran into the bathroom, and slipped on some water. As I fell, my chin landed on the sharpest part of our plastic garbage can. There was a gash in my chin, and blood all over the bathroom floor.
All I remember is my Mexican cousin coming in and shrieking over all the blood. I've never heard him scream like that. caterpie;
It hurt like hell, and I got 6 stitches. I can still feel the stitches.
Although, this is nothing compared to those other two incidents.
Quote from: LCK on June 06, 2007, 05:35:57 PM
Oh ya, I forgot something.
On my fourth birthday I was naked, and I was going to take a bath. I ran into the bathroom, and slipped on some water. As I fell, my chin landed on the sharpest part of our plastic garbage can. There was a gash in my chin, and blood all over the bathroom floor.
All I remember is my Mexican cousin coming in and shrieking over all the blood. I've never heard him scream like that. caterpie;
It hurt like hell, and I got 6 stitches. I can still feel the stitches.
Although, this is nothing compared to those other two incidents.
I dunno how when it was so many years ago... Stitches I used to think peeled off. I was stupid back then.
Quote from: SBKT on June 06, 2007, 07:03:20 PM
Quote from: LCK on June 06, 2007, 05:35:57 PM
Oh ya, I forgot something.
On my fourth birthday I was naked, and I was going to take a bath. I ran into the bathroom, and slipped on some water. As I fell, my chin landed on the sharpest part of our plastic garbage can. There was a gash in my chin, and blood all over the bathroom floor.
All I remember is my Mexican cousin coming in and shrieking over all the blood. I've never heard him scream like that. caterpie;
It hurt like hell, and I got 6 stitches. I can still feel the stitches.
Although, this is nothing compared to those other two incidents.
I dunno how when it was so many years ago... Stitches I used to think peeled off. I was stupid back then.
I never had stitches. awesome;
Parents getting divorced when I was 8.
Quote from: Retard on June 06, 2007, 03:36:56 PM
The worst things are:
- Getting the skin of my left are scraped off
- Finding out my uncle got shot and died
- Being chased by a dog that has rabies
Aww... I don't care about deaths unless they're really close to me and I think the 3rd one is the worst.