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Title: Gentlemen
Post by: Boyager on July 31, 2011, 06:07:20 AM
Our customs- nay- our very way of life are at jeopardy. We stand at a crossroads between our success and utter annihilation while we peer warily into the darkness from upon life's slick precipice. No risk has been higher and for a greater calling none have been beckoned than you, my sweetest friends, in assisting me in this monumental endeavor. Act quickly, for in delay you damn us all. Show not indifference but seize opportunity firmly by the testicles and say "Truly, you are my bitch!". When your children look back on this day they will beam with pride, knowing their forefathers had the valor to stand up in the face of evil and bare their teeth against insurmountable odds. They will know that you, fellow Boyagers, cast your opinion on this grave matter.

So my parents are dragging me to church, green shirt or blue one?

Title: Re: Gentlemen
Post by: Boyager on July 31, 2011, 06:41:31 AM
green 4 ordinary time n____n
Title: Re: Gentlemen
Post by: Boyager on July 31, 2011, 08:29:15 AM
Quote from: Boyager on July 31, 2011, 06:07:20 AM
So my parents are dragging me to church


ugh mine too

[spoiler]except mine aren't even going but they're forcing me to take myself and my siblings goonish[/spoiler]

fuck my life
Title: Re: Gentlemen
Post by: Boyager on July 31, 2011, 09:44:53 AM
My father tried getting me to go to church once

I was like "Nah I am not going"

and he never tried again.


IDK why he tried in the first place, I mean he doesn't even go to church nor does anyone in my family.
Title: Re: Gentlemen
Post by: Boyager on July 31, 2011, 01:35:21 PM
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Title: Re: Gentlemen
Post by: Boyager on July 31, 2011, 05:17:24 PM
Quote from: Boyager on July 31, 2011, 09:44:53 AM
My father tried getting me to go to church once

I was like "Nah I am not going"

and he never tried again.


IDK why he tried in the first place, I mean he doesn't even go to church nor does anyone in my family.
Maybe something happened and it was sort of a cry for help.
Title: Re: Gentlemen
Post by: Boyager on July 31, 2011, 05:21:53 PM
Quote from: Boyager on July 31, 2011, 05:17:24 PM
Maybe something happened and it was sort of a cry for help.

No I am pretty sure his boss is like a pastor and his boss so he was like WE SHOULD GO MY BOSS INVITED US.

Title: Re: Gentlemen
Post by: Boyager on July 31, 2011, 06:24:12 PM
Quote from: Boyager on July 31, 2011, 01:35:21 PM
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Title: Re: Gentlemen
Post by: Thyme on August 01, 2011, 03:49:42 PM
Quote from: Boyager on July 31, 2011, 01:35:21 PM
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Title: Re: Gentlemen
Post by: Boyager on August 02, 2011, 01:16:17 AM
Quote from: Boyager on July 31, 2011, 01:35:21 PM
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Title: Re: Gentlemen
Post by: Boyager on August 02, 2011, 01:36:08 AM
Quote from: Boyager on July 31, 2011, 01:35:21 PM
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