I don't ejaculate in your green tea
I wash my hands after pulling shit out of my ass
I eat dogs
post reasons you aren't crazy
when i go to the bathroom i make sure there aren't any gremlins hiding behind the shower curtain
I ejaculate in your green tea
I don't wash my hands after pulling shit out of my ass
I fuck dogs
i masturbated in a port-a-potty once
Quote from: Tri4se on July 26, 2011, 03:31:06 AM
i masturbated in a port-a-potty once
that sounds unpleasant to say the least myface;
I like to fuck my cat
jizz in green tea would completely throw off the flavour
Quote from: Man of Popcikle on July 26, 2011, 12:54:48 AM
when i go to the bathroom i make sure there aren't any gremlins hiding behind the shower curtain
I do the same thing. If the shower curtain is closed all the way or just partway :(
Quote from: Live on July 26, 2011, 11:01:25 AM
I do the same thing. If the shower curtain is closed all the way or just partway :(
me3 >.<
The voices talk back.
My invisible friend tells me I'm not.
More reasons
I smile when I berate myself.
Driving makes my asshole wet
I massage my eyes with steel wool
Re: reasons why I'm rAnDuMb XD
I am on Dean's List at the Mattress Zone.
I heb min beans alllllllllOT
Quote from: silvertone on July 26, 2011, 01:01:32 PM
I am on Dean's List at the Mattress Zone.
How do you fare in the Casino Zone?
Quote from: Maester86 on July 26, 2011, 06:30:07 AM
that sounds unpleasant to say the least myface;
nah its cool there was a maxim magazine in the toilet
First step in the downward spiral of craziness is trying to prove you're not crazy.