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Title: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on July 23, 2011, 10:46:02 PM
I'M SICK OF GETTING UGLY GIRLS THAT ARE NICE. IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE WHEN I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO THEM.

WHY OH WHY CAN'T I HAVE A GIRL THAT HAS A SHITTY PERSONALITY BUT IS HOT, OR AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL WITH A DECENT PERSONALITY.

BUT NO. I GET FAT 17 YEAR OLD GIRLS. IT MAKES ME ANGRY.

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Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: Hippopo on July 23, 2011, 10:51:28 PM
lol

I guess I felt this way constantly in high school.  There were a lot of girls who had crushes on me, but I never pursued any of them because I didn't find them attractive...

I wonder why goowan

[spoiler]I did date one... But I prefer never to speak of her. [/spoiler]
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: Andria on July 23, 2011, 10:53:44 PM
I had a not very attractive girl who was like a young freshman have a thing for me in 11th grade and she like wrote me weird love letters but she was like a mix of goth and redneck and completely not my type so I was a bit freaked out.

Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: Tri4se on July 23, 2011, 10:57:15 PM
I've dated 8 girls. Not a single one was worth the time and effort.  n_u
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on July 23, 2011, 10:57:18 PM
Quote from: Hippopo on July 23, 2011, 10:51:28 PM
lol

I guess I felt this way constantly in high school.  There were a lot of girls who had crushes on me, but I never pursued any of them because I didn't find them attractive...

I wonder why goowan

[spoiler]I did date one... But I prefer never to speak of her. [/spoiler]
it stresses me out. I don't know why fat girls are attracted to skinny white guys.

and I always feel like a dick, cause they are always incredibly nice girls.

but...I dunno, maybe I'm just too shallow.

That same thing happened to me in high school. Always the unattractive girls that would come up and ask me for dates. Girls I pursued always said no, so I was single for alot of my high school career, until I was a junior or senior. Then I got a ok girlfriend even though she was incredibly religious. We would dry hump then she would cry afterwards.

Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on July 23, 2011, 10:58:26 PM
Quote from: Squid Girl on July 23, 2011, 10:53:44 PM
a mix of goth and redneck
what the
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: Tri4se on July 23, 2011, 11:00:00 PM
Quote from: On Stid on July 23, 2011, 10:57:18 PM
We would dry hump then she would cry afterwards.


AWESOME
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: Andria on July 23, 2011, 11:02:38 PM
Quote from: On Stid on July 23, 2011, 10:58:26 PM
what the

yea ikr

she wore like goth shirts and liked goth stuff but also was into hunting and had camouflage shorts and stuff

akudood;


while at this point I am just awkwardly nerdy
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: Nyerp on July 23, 2011, 11:13:10 PM
Quote from: On Stid on July 23, 2011, 10:46:02 PM
BUT NO. I GET FAT 17 YEAR OLD GIRLS. IT MAKES ME ANGRY.


thyme jelly

also
>2011
>still being straight
laughingsluts.png
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: Mando Pandango on July 23, 2011, 11:14:38 PM
In retrospect I'm almost positive I had a shot with my big crush in high school.

Fuck.
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: Hippopo on July 23, 2011, 11:21:48 PM
Quote from: Squid Girl on July 23, 2011, 11:02:38 PM
yea ikr

she wore like goth shirts and liked goth stuff but also was into hunting and had camouflage shorts and stuff

akudood;


while at this point I am just awkwardly nerdy
No, man.  I think he means "What the... WHY DIDN'T YOU TAP THAT, MAN?!"  Because daaaaaaaaaaamn, she sounds sexy. 

THE POWER OF GOD
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: ????? on July 23, 2011, 11:28:32 PM
Dry humping can cause bruising. Maybe you dry humped too hard?
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: piano moths on July 23, 2011, 11:42:31 PM
I feel like anybody I've ever been interested in has always been interested back and I also think they have been attractive in generally. Currently more attractive than myself but how much does this stuff matter anyways? stuff happens.
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: Samus Aran on July 24, 2011, 12:28:50 AM
not so much a problem with physical attraction because she was at least kinda cute, and i don't mind some chub anyway, but when i was in sixth and seventh grade, this girl named Danielle was absolutely crazy about me...and it was very uncomfortable. because she was just weird as all fuck. looking back on it, maybe i should have taken her up on her offer, because while she was weird, she was also very funny and really just a free spirit. i, on the other hand, was stifling and reserved. which i kinda still am, but not as bad.

when i was in eighth grade, danielle's friend, whose name i don't remember, wanted to go out with me. she wasn't TOO bad looking but she was pretty much a complete airhead. and had giant lips. massive. no thanks.

shortly after i started going out with hensa, the girl living next door to me suddenly became interested in me, i guess. she moved pretty fast. just one night, all of the sudden, she was getting all romantic. got me to sit outside with her and watch the sunset and cuddle with her on her couch and stuff...and made what i'm fairly certain was an offer of sex. but i didn't take her up on this offer, and felt like complete shit for even letting her persuade me to touch her at all. i apologized profusely to hensa, and stuck with her despite her being a thousand plus miles away and the other girl living right next door. definitely made the right choice to ignore this girl and stay with hensa. i rarely ever spoke to the girl again after that night and i can't even remember her name right now. she was pretty cute, and tiny...like 5 feet at the time...total airhead though.
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: C.Mongler on July 24, 2011, 01:17:19 AM
i've never dated a girl i've considered less than pretty hot man
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: Mando Pandango on July 24, 2011, 01:19:44 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on July 24, 2011, 01:17:19 AM
i've never dated a girl i've considered less than pretty hot man
what a shallow man-whore
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: bluaki on July 24, 2011, 01:32:23 AM
I've turned down a couple people in high school because I easily knew they weren't at all a type of person I'd be interested in, but don't particularly remember anything about them.

As for middle school, I was even more socially clueless than when I joined boyah or now (which is still pretty clueless) so I wouldn't have noticed. I also remember nearly nothing from then. n_n
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on July 24, 2011, 05:59:46 AM
Quote from: Nyerp on July 23, 2011, 11:13:10 PM
thyme jelly

also
>2011
>still being straight
laughingsluts.png


>2011
>still being sexual

goowan
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: ME## on July 24, 2011, 06:25:35 AM
>2011
>not finding your own inanimate object to find sexually attractive
ishygddt
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on July 24, 2011, 06:36:11 AM
One of the girls on my facebook profiles.

You get no details.
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: Daddy on July 24, 2011, 09:18:52 AM
I have a girlfriend so this isn't an issue  hocuspocus;

And before that it wasn't even that bad asians and oher pretty nonwhites baddood;
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: Infel on July 24, 2011, 09:26:46 AM
The women who are interested in me all threaten to knife me or offer me dead animals as gifts.

Well, it was just the one who offered a dead rat as a courting gift, but still, that's pretty fucking creepy.
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: Daddy on July 24, 2011, 09:43:35 AM
Quote from: Windows ME on July 24, 2011, 09:26:46 AMoffer me dead animals as gifts.

Well, it was just the one who offered a dead rat as a courting gift, but still, that's pretty fucking creepy.
Are you dating cats?
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: Nyerp on July 24, 2011, 11:18:28 AM
Quote from: Maester86 on July 24, 2011, 06:25:35 AM
>2011
>not finding your own inanimate object to find sexually attractive
ishygddt


i'm mapping RUB IT
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: ME## on July 24, 2011, 11:21:48 AM
Quote from: Nyerp on July 24, 2011, 11:18:28 AM
i'm mapping RUB IT

i'm vocaloiding


[spoiler]ugly;[/spoiler]
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: Classic on July 24, 2011, 11:23:14 AM
Poor you.  :(

Even I get the ladies after me.  n_u
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: strongbad on July 24, 2011, 12:11:39 PM
The majority of girls who like me are unattractive. I usually end up leading them on and then feeling like an asshole giggle;
i suck
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: Travis on July 24, 2011, 12:12:38 PM
I don't have to worry about that. No girls are attracted to me whatsoever
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: silvertone on July 24, 2011, 12:54:12 PM
Quote from: Travis on July 24, 2011, 12:12:38 PM
I don't have to worry about that. No girls are attracted to me whatsoever
   dittodood;
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on July 24, 2011, 01:24:08 PM
Quote from: silvertone on July 24, 2011, 12:54:12 PM
   dittodood;
(http://i56.tinypic.com/35kr3nb.gif)
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: Samus Aran on July 24, 2011, 08:32:52 PM
Quote from: Travis on July 24, 2011, 12:12:38 PM
I don't have to worry about that. No girls are attracted to me whatsoever


i think this is the case for me these days as well goowan
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: wawi on July 24, 2011, 09:32:46 PM
ladies love me
girls adore me
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: Tri4se on July 24, 2011, 10:52:21 PM
Quote from: Darth Wawi on July 24, 2011, 09:32:46 PM
ladies love me
girls adore me
what do men do
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: Mando Pandango on July 24, 2011, 10:53:34 PM
Quote from: Tri4se on July 24, 2011, 10:52:21 PM
what do men do
they get the fuck out the way
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: Tri4se on July 24, 2011, 10:55:52 PM
Quote from: Man of Popcikle on July 24, 2011, 10:53:34 PM
they get the fuck out the way
i was hoping for something homoerotic but that works too
Title: Re: WHY CAN'T ATTRACTIVE GIRLS BE ATTRACTED TO ME.
Post by: applesauce on July 25, 2011, 01:59:30 AM
I have a lady who I consider to be pretty physically attractive (divine_vanity) who I have been with for the vast majority of the last five years. During those five years we have been not together twice, both times for about three months. Both times I went out with other women who were pretty attractive, though not like we were "dating", like 2-3 dates. Before I was even involved with her at all, I had two other girlfriends. One of which I still consider pretty attractive, the other I did at the time, but in retrospect, isn't.

As far as I can count right now, I've been denied a first date by 1 out of 8 women I've asked, denied a second date once, and dumped three times (twice by the same person).

Overall, I would say I have a pretty good success rate in pursuing women.  I guess it helps that I've pretty much only ever been interested in women that I've been good friends with first.

And I can be pretty fucking charming when I try.  hocuspocus;