Poll
Question:
What are they
Option 1: Glorious
votes: 2
Option 2: Depressing
votes: 3
What is your opinion on getting a handy to completion
I love it when they look up at me and I am God.
Quote from: Boyager on July 14, 2011, 08:28:39 AM
I love it when they look up at me and I am God.
I think that effect works much better with blowjobs
there are hands involved in blowing.
Quote from: Boyager on July 14, 2011, 10:24:32 AM
there are hands involved in blowing.
There are hands involved in sex too goonish
Quote from: Boyager on July 14, 2011, 10:27:43 AM
There are hands involved in sex too goonish
not if you are doing it right goonish
Boyagers arguing over sex might be the funniest thing
Quote from: Boyager on July 14, 2011, 10:48:06 AM
not if you are doing it right goonish
You can do it right and use your hands goonish
If you do a blowjob right its also completely unnecessary to use your hands. your point is moot and dumb
Quote from: Boyager on July 14, 2011, 11:37:57 AM
You can do it right and use your hands goonish
If you do a blowjob right its also completely unnecessary to use your hands. your point is moot and dumb
no you can't goonish
all you need is ropes
Quote from: Boyager on July 14, 2011, 11:39:18 AM
no you can't goonish
all you need is ropes
then you're not very explorative and/or creative goonish
i will submit to your second point
well, it was my ladyfriend touching my dick and trying to please me. how could this be a bad thing, let alone "depressing?"
it was great, and it was a way for her to slowly get a little more used to the idea of sex, cause she was very very shy about it
Blow jobs are terribly unsatisfying for me.
I mean, it's just another person masturbating me without having the years of experience perfecting the varying amounts of pressure throughout a stroke that I have.
Blow jobs and sex, on the other hand (lol hands), are much better.
Quote from: Boyager on July 14, 2011, 02:12:16 PM
I mean, it's just another person masturbating me without having the years of experience perfecting the varying amounts of pressure throughout a stroke that I have.
lol
Quote from: Boyager on July 14, 2011, 11:42:52 AM
then you're not very explorative and/or creative goonish
i will submit to your second point
uh maybe you're the not creative one goonish
that is what whips, gags, swings, harnesses, strap ons, and other toys are for.
also i meant "hand jobs" are unsatisfying not blow jobs
Footjobs are better yes;
Fucking is best
Quote from: Boyager on July 14, 2011, 04:53:44 PM
Fucking is best
well yes but it strikes me as really strange that anyone could dislike a fine woman touching your dick by any accounts
even if it is
just a handjob, it's still something cool
brainjobs r the best
Quote from: Boyager on July 14, 2011, 04:53:44 PM
Fucking is best
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I could never complain about a nice old fashioned in the morning.
Quote from: Boyager on July 17, 2011, 11:45:44 AM
I could never complain about a nice old fashioned in the morning.
RUB IT
May as well do it yourself
Less strings attached
I never had a sexual expeirence lol.
I'll probably never have a sexual encounter. goowan
Quote from: Boyager on July 18, 2011, 01:22:36 AM
I'll probably never have a sexual encounter. goowan
Me neither.
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Quote from: Boyager on July 18, 2011, 01:22:36 AM
I'll probably never have a sexual encounter. goowan
also the sex thread says otherwise scarecrowdood;
Tectron go back to the food board >_<'
:3
sexual encounters of the third kind
Sex is fun
Dick tastes better than it feels anyway