Go to the 12 items or less lane with 30 something items, a child with some sort of mental disability, and sign each WIC document while at the register
The people waiting in front of me went batshit @_@
well you're an asshole
excuse me princess i only got 10 items
oh i thought you were the one who did all that shit LOL
my friend and i thought it would be funny to print out bumper stickers that said "abort homos" and put them on cars
everyone would be offended muahaha
what a terrible thing.