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Title: I have hit rock bottom
Post by: Selkie on June 25, 2011, 08:55:35 PM
Ok so last night I went to a friend's house to hang out. It was a small party, maybe 20 people. I had probably about 8 beers, and I honestly wasn't very drunk when I got home (friend drove me).

But at some point in the night, in a state of half-sleep and still a little drunk, I got out of bed, grabbed my guitar case from under my bed, laid it on the ground, knelt next to it, and fucking PEED on it.

At some point later I realized, seeing a puddle of liquid on my soft guitar case, I dumped it off, and cleaned the piss up with a few shirts.

Thank god it was virtually odorless because I had tons of water when I got home.

Title: Re: I have hit rock bottom
Post by: Hippopo on June 25, 2011, 09:25:52 PM
Sounds like fun to me. goowan
Title: Re: I have hit rock bottom
Post by: Travis on June 25, 2011, 09:34:52 PM
lightweight
Title: Re: I have hit rock bottom
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on June 25, 2011, 09:51:41 PM
post of the year

also bonus points if guitar was inside
Title: Re: I have hit rock bottom
Post by: Samus Aran on June 25, 2011, 10:17:45 PM
holy shit i lol'd
Title: Re: I have hit rock bottom
Post by: Classic on June 26, 2011, 06:24:55 AM
Nah, you hit rock bottom when you end up sleeping with your overweight homosexual friend because you're a lightweight that's totes easy to manipulate.  cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: I have hit rock bottom
Post by: Hippopo on June 26, 2011, 06:26:59 AM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on June 26, 2011, 06:24:55 AM
Nah, you hit rock bottom when you end up sleeping with your overweight homosexual friend because you're a lightweight that's totes easy to manipulate.  cjlubdoods;
Or you mean he's at the top of his game.  confuseddood;
Title: Re: I have hit rock bottom
Post by: Classic on June 26, 2011, 06:31:45 AM
I wouldn't consider it that. sillydood;
Title: Re: I have hit rock bottom
Post by: Hippopo on June 26, 2011, 09:54:59 AM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on June 26, 2011, 06:31:45 AM
I wouldn't consider it that. sillydood;
I would sillydood;
Title: Re: I have hit rock bottom
Post by: Classic on June 26, 2011, 11:27:32 AM
Well aren't you sweet.
Title: Re: I have hit rock bottom
Post by: Hippopo on June 26, 2011, 11:30:53 AM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on June 26, 2011, 11:27:32 AM
Well aren't you sweet.
Like my lov'n.  n_u