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Title: Sometimes women poop on the operating table when they shoot babies out.
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on June 15, 2011, 10:49:41 AM
also their brains shrink when they are pregnant.

This shit is gross. Why don't women just poop before they give birth? Is it because their brains are small so they can't remember how to use toilets?

If my baby momma pooped on the table, I would never let her forget it. I would also bring it up when my kids friend's came over. It would be one of those embarrassing family stories.

"HEY KIDS YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT JEFFIE'S BIRTH? HIS MOMMA POOPED ON THE OPERATING TABLE. YEAH IT WAS PRETTY GROSS. HERE ARE THE PICS."

That will teach that fucking cunt to leave me. I thought that shit was funny (lol), but no. bitches got to be sensitive about discussing accidental poops. Kids poop on themselves all the time, and they aren't really ashamed. Dumb bitch of a wife. Hope her ass prolapses.

anyway discuss gross things you learned today.
Title: Re: Sometimes women poop on the operating table when they shoot babies out.
Post by: Samus Aran on June 15, 2011, 11:25:37 AM
well i imagine you can't really get up to go to the bathroom too easily when you're in labor for hours
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Post by: Thyme on June 15, 2011, 12:16:38 PM
(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/1765/22774521937321807300110.jpg)
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Post by: Nyerp on June 15, 2011, 12:19:46 PM
...what
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 15, 2011, 12:37:09 PM
i don't know what i'm looking at but i think i'm going to vomit wry
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Post by: Hiro on June 15, 2011, 12:55:09 PM
oh god i laughed thyme goowan
[spoiler]it looks delicious :'([/spoiler]
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Post by: Andria on June 15, 2011, 12:56:22 PM
so thyme like chubby girls and pregnant lady poop  :(
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Post by: wawi on June 15, 2011, 01:02:49 PM
girlz r gross
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Post by: YPrrrr on June 15, 2011, 01:48:07 PM
I think of that every time I see notsid on facebook n_u
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Post by: silvertone on June 15, 2011, 01:49:13 PM
Dear Women. Quit Being Idiots. Love everyone else.
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Post by: me003 on June 21, 2011, 02:00:36 AM
wow thyme that mindfucked me.
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Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on June 21, 2011, 09:13:06 AM
YOU SHOULD ALL COME TO ASHEVILLE AND WE WILL EAT HOGZILLA.
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Post by: C.Mongler on June 21, 2011, 09:26:58 AM
vid or gtfo
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Post by: Cookie on June 21, 2011, 12:49:07 PM
women are stupid
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