I was all dressed up for the date. I was very excited to go out with this woman. She had the asshole of a seven-year-old, teeth as white as pearls and golden hairs. We met the other day at a park and we instantly fell in love. After talking to her on the phone every night and cybering with her on AIM everyday, we decided to go to the movies together. Being the non-romantic nerd that I am, I decide that we should watch Spider-Man 3. After two hours of web-slinging action and emotional drama, we leave the theater. I decide to be a gentleman and drop her off at her house which happened to be three miles away. After lots of laughs and awkward silences, we finally get to her place. Her parents are usually out at night and her sister was out too. She gives me a good-bye kiss, and I decide to take advantage of it; I give her back a wet slobbery one. Moments later, I'm inside her room and we start undressing. Both of us racing to get undressed quicker. I take out my hard cock and she asks me if I have a condom. Even though I had nothing, I decided to tell her I did. I pretended to slip on a condom and stuck my massive cock into her tight-wet vagina. I thrust my penis in-and-out of her wet pussy gradually going faster and faster. She's moaning in pleasure, making me want to go faster and please her more. After forty-five seconds of rough sex, I cum inside her pussy. I slip my cock out, all wet in cum, she licks all of it off of my penis. I lay down on the bed and she begins blowing me. Needless to say, I became a man that night. Turns out the woman became pregnant and was beaten by her parents really hard when they found out. She ended up killing herself. Of course, I didn't give a fuck.
The enter key, my good sir.
Quote from: iWolf on June 05, 2007, 01:10:27 PM
The enter key, my good sir.
This way people don't read ahead.
Is that a true story?
y/n
Quote from: iWolf on June 05, 2007, 01:17:17 PM
Is that a true story?
What do you think? psyduck;
Dumbass.
I just read the end.
y/n
Quote from: Bassir on June 05, 2007, 01:11:13 PM
Quote from: iWolf on June 05, 2007, 01:10:27 PM
The enter key, my good sir.
This way people don't read ahead.
Maybe we WANT to read ahead? awesome;
y/n
Link us flower;
CAN YOU NOT READ DISPLAY.TEMPLATE.PHP?
Never mind, I'm scare.
y/n
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I can do it, on my alt TROGDORRR.
JUST TO INFORM YOU PEOPLE, IT'S NOT A COPYPASTA. IT'S ALL TRUE.
hawt