it wasnt as gross as i thought it was going to be
Going down on them isn't as bad as you'd imagine either
i don't have to imagine. usually i'm good with some unreciprocal head on such nights every night.
COOL wrench;
that's disgusting
i was a passenger in the front seat of a land cruiser, when the privilege of witnessing to the following was presented to me: *slop (kiss) chop (tongue) slop (spit) pluck (teeth) lock (throat) tsk tsk (kiss) tsk*.
eager boy proceeds to progress from fondling her tits to fumbling her dress, typical teenage mangle of sexual undress and shit follows for a minute or so, until what do you know, there stands a half naked hard on out in the flesh, and soft mound half split in pink laced as shorts, slide majestically through her feet.
the dude with his hot hairy mess of a sense, now wants what comes next, but the goddess said 'uhh... 'i cant, ''my time today'.
'it's not my period' jaws the douche, and with motion of some foamy tide ceases the head and tickles her tonsils to tears and gag.
20 seconds later or so, the meaningless moment burst in her face, splatter that flowed and stuck where others did sank, deep down somewhere, i'm sure she will never forget, that a lady was ruined, and a jackass was pleased, in the back of a cruiser by some empty ass lot in the dark hours of prom night.
is this right? wtf do women think? it is quite sad when you sense of self is derived from submission of worships to pleasure another. whatever, i digress, bitches be swallowing the rest.
dat engrish
Quote from: Boyager on May 03, 2011, 06:16:21 AM
i was a passenger in the front seat of a land cruiser, when the privilege of witnessing to the following was presented to me: *slop (kiss) chop (tongue) slop (spit) pluck (teeth) lock (throat) tsk tsk (kiss) tsk*.
eager boy proceeds to progress from fondling her tits to fumbling her dress, typical teenage mangle of sexual undress and shit follows for a minute or so, until what do you know, there stands a half naked hard on out in the flesh, and soft mound half split in pink laced as shorts, slide majestically through her feet.
the dude with his hot hairy mess of a sense, now wants what comes next, but the goddess said 'uhh... 'i cant, ''my time today'.
'it's not my period' jaws the douche, and with motion of some foamy tide ceases the head and tickles her tonsils to tears and gag.
20 seconds later or so, the meaningless moment burst in her face, splatter that flowed and stuck where others did sank, deep down somewhere, i'm sure she will never forget, that a lady was ruined, and a jackass was pleased, in the back of a cruiser by some empty ass lot in the dark hours of prom night.
is this right? wtf do women think? it is quite sad when you sense of self is derived from submission of worships to pleasure another. whatever, i digress, bitches be swallowing the rest.
sounds like a skank to me
Quote from: Boyager on May 03, 2011, 06:31:31 AM
dat engrish
it reminds me of the complaint generator, but this version is geared toward erotica
Quote from: Boyager on May 03, 2011, 06:31:31 AM
dat engrish
be iller than a cavity feeling when chewing on a carrot big as the ceiling.
slop (kiss) chop (tongue) slop (spit) pluck (teeth) lock (throat) tsk tsk (kiss) tsk
Quote from: Boyager on May 03, 2011, 06:16:21 AM
i was a passenger in the front seat of a land cruiser, when the privilege of witnessing to the following was presented to me: *slop (kiss) chop (tongue) slop (spit) pluck (teeth) lock (throat) tsk tsk (kiss) tsk*.
eager boy proceeds to progress from fondling her tits to fumbling her dress, typical teenage mangle of sexual undress and shit follows for a minute or so, until what do you know, there stands a half naked hard on out in the flesh, and soft mound half split in pink laced as shorts, slide majestically through her feet.
the dude with his hot hairy mess of a sense, now wants what comes next, but the goddess said 'uhh... 'i cant, ''my time today'.
'it's not my period' jaws the douche, and with motion of some foamy tide ceases the head and tickles her tonsils to tears and gag.
20 seconds later or so, the meaningless moment burst in her face, splatter that flowed and stuck where others did sank, deep down somewhere, i'm sure she will never forget, that a lady was ruined, and a jackass was pleased, in the back of a cruiser by some empty ass lot in the dark hours of prom night.
is this right? wtf do women think? it is quite sad when you sense of self is derived from submission of worships to pleasure another. whatever, i digress, bitches be swallowing the rest.
this is the saddest thing i've ever heard
Quote from: Boyager on May 03, 2011, 11:42:25 AM
this is the saddest thing i've ever heard
english language proceeds to progress from mourning to fumbling her dress
did u use the blood as lube
Should of stuck it in her shit chute.
Quote from: Boyager on May 03, 2011, 12:48:21 PM
Should of stuck it in her shit chute.
should HAVE you goddamn mongoloid fuck
I do this on a monthly basis.
Quote from: Boyager on May 03, 2011, 12:56:35 PM
should HAVE you goddamn mongoloid fuck
Maybe you should shut the fuck up you piece of shit.
*should of
Quote from: Boyager on May 03, 2011, 07:01:59 AM
sounds like a skank to me
because she was desired to be, so she was. form follows function, right?
Then I have no sympathy
Quote from: Boyager on May 04, 2011, 06:06:01 AM
Maybe you should shut the fuck up you piece of shit.
hahahah fucking faggot pussy
Quote from: Boyager on May 03, 2011, 09:48:52 AM
slop (kiss) chop (tongue) slop (spit) pluck (teeth) lock (throat) tsk tsk (kiss) tsk
Quote from: Boyager on May 03, 2011, 11:53:57 AM
english language proceeds to progress from mourning to fumbling her dress
it's called style for effect. i was there, you were not. i felt, i heard, i saw, i thought, i lived that moment as it came and was to me. if i failed, i failed to convey the sense of the scene, the impression of it all, not the tangible matter of what was going, through some official lens. as i certainly don't sweat for prescription pills, as much as the world i want you to know. i mean, who cares about the standards of construction compared to this? the last thing i am concerned about is proper grammar or textbook rules, because life doesn't follow a school. and neither do i.
Quote from: Boyager on May 04, 2011, 12:12:52 PM
You're a monster.
Why pity someone for what they choose to be
Quote from: Socks on May 04, 2011, 01:01:44 PM
the last thing i am concerned about is proper grammar or textbook rules
we know socks; we know
Quote from: Boyager on May 04, 2011, 12:30:37 PM
Hi Nyerp.
holy shit you're retarded
god fuck delete this whole board
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Quote from: Boyager on May 04, 2011, 02:22:41 PM
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hi snowy
snowy you're a dumb motherfucker
in ever had a sax. i played clarinet
oh my god no, just stop
that is probably travis or something
i bet it's [you]
haha yeah it was me my bad snowy
Quote from: Yusuke on May 04, 2011, 05:56:20 PM
oh my god no, just stop
that is probably travis or something
I just assume that if they're being an asshole to me it's you now. giggle;
Quote from: Travis on May 04, 2011, 05:59:00 PM
haha yeah it was me my bad snowy
Asshole.
i like the taste of blood
snowy y u mad dog
Because you're an asshole, that's why. hocuspocus;
haha how am i an asshole
You've been calling me retarded for the past month.
Quote from: Boyager on May 04, 2011, 06:20:30 PM
You've been calling me retarded for the past month.
um i didn't do it besides today and i was kidding around anyway lol
YOU SEEM UPSET
*insert giant meme picture*
I am upset.
I don't like you.
lmaooooooooooooooo
this is retarded
stay on topic or lock
easy as one-two-three