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Title: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: musica.cards on April 21, 2011, 01:19:59 AM

We will reach 1,000,000 posts on Friday hocuspocus;

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: YPrrrr on April 21, 2011, 01:24:38 AM

But will we reach 1000 members first?

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: musica.cards on April 21, 2011, 01:27:17 AM

Quote from: YPR on April 21, 2011, 01:24:38 AM
But will we reach 1000 members first?

O_0

I'm willing to bet yes.

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: applesauce on April 21, 2011, 02:21:48 AM

The time from 800k to 900k was much shorter... :(

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Commander Fuckass on April 21, 2011, 08:38:27 AM

IF ONLY awdood;

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Nyerp on April 21, 2011, 08:39:53 AM

i hope we're all sucked once we reach wan mirrion posts

rahb you guise

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Samus Aran on April 21, 2011, 08:40:35 AM

yes, we will

or else

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: ME## on April 21, 2011, 11:10:42 AM

Quote from: Yusuke on April 21, 2011, 08:39:53 AM
i hope we're all sucked once we reach wan mirrion posts

rahb you guise

extreeeeeeeeeeeeem

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Hiro on April 21, 2011, 12:32:22 PM

We should do something special giggle;

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on April 21, 2011, 12:52:26 PM

how do we have almost 1000 members but only like 10 active ones.

what the fuck boyah.

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Samus Aran on April 21, 2011, 01:43:09 PM

Quote from: Not Sid on April 21, 2011, 12:52:26 PM
how do we have almost 1000 members but only like 10 active ones.

what the fuck boyah.

well you're not exactly one of the more active users so i'm not entirely sure what angle you're coming from here

my suggested solution is for everyone to simply stick around more and contribute more

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Daddy on April 21, 2011, 02:23:07 PM

Unfortunately MySQL has a limitation where integer values cannot exceed 999,999 and a value of 1,000,000 causes overflow.

Depending on how SMF handles this Boyah will either crash or have -1 posts when it hits 1 million. bassir;

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: ME## on April 21, 2011, 02:24:54 PM

Quote from: Khadafi on April 21, 2011, 02:23:07 PM
Unfortunately MySQL has a limitation where integer values cannot exceed 999,999 and a value of 1,000,000 causes overflow.

Depending on how SMF handles this Boyah will either crash or have -1 posts when it hits 1 million. bassir;

so what will we do

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Daddy on April 21, 2011, 02:26:48 PM

also i just made that up.

The database can hold up to 2³²-1 (max value of an unsigned 32 bit integer) before overflow occurs.

We're safe until 4294967295

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: ME## on April 21, 2011, 02:28:13 PM

Quote from: Khadafi on April 21, 2011, 02:26:48 PM
also i just made that up.

The database can hold up to 2³²-1 (max value of an unsigned 32 bit integer) before overflow occurs.

We're safe until 4294967295

lol

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Daddy on April 21, 2011, 02:32:37 PM

4,294,967,295 is the highest post we can have.

I'll demote every staff member and make the 4,294,967,296^th poster admin akudood;

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: ME## on April 21, 2011, 02:33:49 PM

LOOKS LIKE I GET TO BE ADMIN

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Daddy on April 21, 2011, 02:34:31 PM

don't post trying to get to overflow

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Andria on April 21, 2011, 02:34:39 PM

Can I just admin now since I will get that post ;)

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Nyerp on April 21, 2011, 02:36:21 PM

c'mon guys let's get to overflow by wednesday i know we can do it

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: musica.cards on April 21, 2011, 03:24:39 PM

Quote from: Yusuke on April 21, 2011, 08:39:53 AM
i hope we're all sucked once we reach wan mirrion posts

yes;

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 21, 2011, 06:58:07 PM

If we post like we did yesterday we can hit overflow within the millennium. giggle;

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: wawi on April 21, 2011, 09:17:55 PM

i guess 1,000

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: musica.cards on April 21, 2011, 09:33:18 PM

Quote from: wawi on April 21, 2011, 09:17:55 PM
i guess 1,000

oh you giggle;

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: snoorkel on April 21, 2011, 10:02:55 PM

I'm going to get it

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Samus Aran on April 21, 2011, 10:35:42 PM

Quote from: wawi on April 21, 2011, 09:17:55 PM
i guess 1,000

um what are you doing

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: wawi on April 21, 2011, 10:37:05 PM

Quote from: Kenstar on April 21, 2011, 10:35:42 PM
um what are you doing

nothing

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: snoorkel on April 21, 2011, 10:47:43 PM

no cheating

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: wawi on April 21, 2011, 10:50:04 PM

that was all a dream
nothing to see here folks

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: YPrrrr on April 22, 2011, 07:30:41 AM

All hail bluedot

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Hippopo on April 22, 2011, 08:00:24 AM

Quote from: YPR on April 22, 2011, 07:30:41 AM
All hail bluedot

I was hoping number 1000 would be active. akudood;

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Nyerp on April 22, 2011, 09:18:01 AM

he is our new sacrificial lamb to doodthing y/n

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: wawi on April 22, 2011, 10:06:43 AM

the 1000th member was actually burzumfan http://boyah.net/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=1000

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Hippopo on April 22, 2011, 10:08:12 AM

Quote from: wawi the dogracer extraordinaire on April 22, 2011, 10:06:43 AM
the 1000th member was actually burzumfan http://boyah.net/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=1000

Really? saddood;

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Nyerp on April 22, 2011, 12:30:22 PM

Quote from: wawi the dogracer extraordinaire on April 22, 2011, 10:06:43 AM
the 1000th member was actually burzumfan http://boyah.net/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=1000

lol wow

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: YPrrrr on April 22, 2011, 12:59:48 PM

All hail burzum

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: ME## on April 22, 2011, 01:06:25 PM

Quote from: Yusuke on April 22, 2011, 09:18:01 AM
he is our new sacrificial lamb to doodthing y/n

wrong that's user 287~

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Hiro on April 22, 2011, 01:43:41 PM

196 giggle;

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: musica.cards on April 22, 2011, 02:08:44 PM

Quote from: wawi the dogracer extraordinaire on April 22, 2011, 10:06:43 AM
the 1000th member was actually burzumfan http://boyah.net/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=1000

That's not what the counter says akudood;

But what happened to those other 263 or so users?

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Daddy on April 22, 2011, 02:09:24 PM

Quote from: _you_ on April 22, 2011, 02:08:44 PM
That's not what the counter says akudood;

But what happened to those other 263 or so users?

Deleted for being alts, bots, etc.

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: musica.cards on April 22, 2011, 02:12:08 PM

Quote from: Khadafi on April 22, 2011, 02:09:24 PM
Deleted for being alts, bots, etc.

Makes sense baddood;

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: ikanaide on April 22, 2011, 03:09:16 PM

burzum is THE CHOSEN ONE

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: burzumfan420 on April 22, 2011, 05:44:11 PM

(http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_cool.gif)

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Samus Aran on April 22, 2011, 06:22:04 PM

uhhh pretty sure we won't make it lol

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: musica.cards on April 22, 2011, 06:30:02 PM

Quote from: Kenstar on April 22, 2011, 06:22:04 PM
uhhh pretty sure we won't make it lol

Nonsense! We must keep posting! We can do it!

THE POWER OF GOD

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 22, 2011, 06:39:15 PM

pathetic :|

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: musica.cards on April 22, 2011, 06:40:27 PM

Quote from: Swirly Glasses on April 22, 2011, 06:39:15 PM
pathetic :|

no u Q('_' Q)

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Wrench on April 23, 2011, 07:43:12 AM

NEXT FRIDAY IT IS

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Pancake Paraphernalia on April 23, 2011, 02:53:53 PM

Total Posts: 999,684
not too far away

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Samus Aran on April 23, 2011, 03:07:42 PM

holy shit hi december

stick around for once why don't you

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: don't let's on April 23, 2011, 03:44:47 PM

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Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Samus Aran on April 23, 2011, 03:47:14 PM

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: ME## on April 23, 2011, 03:54:37 PM

don't make me turn this forum around

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: musica.cards on April 23, 2011, 04:08:51 PM

YOU WANT WAN MIRRION DORRAR?

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: don't let's on April 23, 2011, 04:22:14 PM

please daddy, don't smack me! :(

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: musica.cards on April 23, 2011, 04:38:33 PM

Quote from: True Rebels on April 23, 2011, 04:22:14 PM
please daddy, don't smack me! :(

YOU WANT WAN MIRRION DORRAR? *smack*

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: ME## on April 23, 2011, 04:47:01 PM

Quote from: _you_ on April 23, 2011, 04:38:33 PM
YOU WANT WAN MIRRION DORRAR? *smack*

nope.avi

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Samus Aran on April 23, 2011, 06:16:48 PM

you know, we can still manage this

you guys just need to post a teensy bit more :|

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: ME## on April 23, 2011, 06:20:07 PM

c'mon people :|

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: musica.cards on April 23, 2011, 06:39:41 PM

Quote from: Kotomaru on April 23, 2011, 04:47:01 PM
nope.avi

*smacksmacksmack* Q('_' Q)

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Travis on April 23, 2011, 07:37:58 PM

whoever gets the millionth post is promoted to admin

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: musica.cards on April 23, 2011, 07:56:15 PM

Quote from: Travis on April 23, 2011, 07:37:58 PM
whoever gets the millionth post is promoted to admin

nope.avi

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Wrench on April 23, 2011, 11:12:13 PM

kazzy wazzy

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Samus Aran on April 24, 2011, 01:11:24 AM

Quote from: RanchNinja on April 23, 2011, 11:12:13 PM
kazzy wazzy

huh what

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Nyerp on April 24, 2011, 01:14:53 AM

kazzy wazzy was a bear

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: musica.cards on April 24, 2011, 01:52:36 AM

Quote from: Yusuke on April 24, 2011, 01:14:53 AM
kazzy wazzy was a bear

kazzy wazzy SMOKED THE BEERS

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: applesauce on April 24, 2011, 02:59:27 AM

<noob>

Question: How exactly does one identify the post # of a post?

</noob>

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: don't let's on April 24, 2011, 05:47:10 AM

It should be in the subject title above the posts

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: applesauce on April 24, 2011, 06:22:07 AM

Well yeah, that's not what I meant.

What I want to know is how to identify the # of a particular post.

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Wrench on April 24, 2011, 06:48:31 AM

Quote from: Kenstar on April 24, 2011, 01:11:24 AM
huh what

what huh

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: don't let's on April 24, 2011, 10:57:47 AM

Quote from: applesauce on April 24, 2011, 06:22:07 AM
Well yeah, that's not what I meant.

What I want to know is how to identify the # of a particular post.

well it has "msg" and then numbers after it which is the message number of the post. Like yours in this quote has "msg1035765" so with deleted posts and everything that's most likely correct.

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: strongbad on April 24, 2011, 11:29:27 AM

29 more omg

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 24, 2011, 11:46:09 AM

Somebody got it. bassir;

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Commander Fuckass on April 24, 2011, 11:47:18 AM

Quote from: Swirly Glasses on April 24, 2011, 11:46:09 AM
Somebody got it. bassir;

i think you did :O

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 24, 2011, 11:47:53 AM

Quote from: Kiba on April 24, 2011, 11:47:18 AM
i think you did :O

i don't think so lol befuddlement

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Travis on April 24, 2011, 11:48:03 AM

everyone knows i got it

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: YPrrrr on April 24, 2011, 11:49:07 AM

I didn't get it

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Nyerp on April 24, 2011, 03:42:17 PM

god fuck i missed it

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: ikanaide on April 24, 2011, 08:31:27 PM

1036181 - 1000281 = 35900
1000000 + 35900 = 1035900
find #msg1035900
hocuspocus;

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: ikanaide on April 24, 2011, 08:38:36 PM

#msg1035900 is snowy
snowy wins.

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Nyerp on April 24, 2011, 08:43:00 PM

we don't use japanese math here akudood;

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: musica.cards on April 24, 2011, 09:21:02 PM

Quote from: jCandy on April 24, 2011, 08:31:27 PM
1036181 - 1000281 = 35900
1000000 + 35900 = 1035900
find #msg1035900
hocuspocus;

good enough for me, I guess.

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Wrench on April 25, 2011, 06:23:49 AM

so what was the millionth post

Title: Re: 1,000,000 Posts
Post by: Wrench on April 25, 2011, 07:00:23 AM

Quote from: Snowy620 on April 25, 2011, 06:33:41 AM
http://boyah.net/forums/index.php/topic,53543.msg1035900.html#msg1035900

I guess

you win

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