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FUCK UMBRELLAS

It's been sleeting for the entire fucking day and all of the umbrella people have banded together in herds in a conspiracy to walk as slowly as possible to punish those who are shelterless. NOT ONLY THAT but they all seem to be at the perfect height so that the bloody metal tipped edges of the umbrella seem to always be at eye-level, making maneuvering around the bastards a risky proposition. If we all used umbrellas eventually we would evolve into green skinned witches of the west who melt as the slightest rise in humidity. I am doing you all an evolutionary favor, so get out of my way before I hug you you smug dry assholes akudood;

Yeah so do you use umbrellas or say FUCK THAT SHIT
[spoiler]ACTIVITY THE POWER OF GOD[/spoiler]

I don't use umbrellas either  n_n

I love walking in a warm rain no matter how hard. But if it is cold and windy I have a small one I use to keep dry.

No.  Umbrellas seems impracticle at best, not only do they make things awkward to carry and but once you get inside you have to dry them off some how so they don't get moudly.  confuseddood;




[spoiler]Also, can't forget about the joys of having the wind catch an umbrella and turn it inside out. sillydood; [/spoiler]

they're fashionable at best for some fine ladies, but other than that they are completely useless if you ask me, unless it's pouring straight down ridiculously goddamn hard and you HAVE to go outside

but even then, if you HAVE to go outside, it's probably to do something or go somewhere quickly, meaning you might as well simply just wear a raincoat and pull it over your head a bit anyway and just run

quit getting mad at umbrellas

that reminds me i have a black umbrella up in my closet right now

i smokin' the right stuff

I don't wear raincoats either girl;

Quote from: YPR on April 19, 2011, 02:41:19 PM
I don't wear raincoats either girl;

My peacoat is the only coat I wear. At all. Ever.

Quote from: YPR on April 19, 2011, 02:41:19 PM
I don't wear raincoats either girl;

well neither do i, but they make more sense than umbrellas

also "Yes" isn't an answer to "Umbrellas? Practical or for pussies?"

actually none of those poll options are but that one makes the least sense

Quote from: Yusuke on April 19, 2011, 02:44:15 PM
also "Yes" isn't an answer to "Umbrellas? Practical or for pussies?"

actually none of those poll options are but that one makes the least sense

That yes is intended to be an answer to "are you made of sugar"

Quote from: YPR on April 19, 2011, 02:46:38 PM
That yes is intended to be an answer to "are you made of sugar"

why is a poll option an answer to a poll option

BECAUSE WHEN THE SUN SHINES, WE'LL SHINE TOGETHER
TOLD YOU I'LL BE HERE FOREVER
SAID I'LL ALWAYS BE YOUR FRIEND
TOOK AN OATH, I'MA STICK IT OUT TO THE END

NOW THAT IT'S RAINING MORE THAN EVER
KNOW THAT WE'LL STILL HAVE EACH OTHER
YOU CAN STAND UNDER MY UMBRELLA
YOU CAN STAND UNDER MY UMBRELLA

ELLA ELLA

also i find them burdensome  (btw: burdenous should be a word)

they are all wet and drippy once you get inside and where do you put them? now you gotta carry that shit inside all day

Quote from: Yusuke on April 19, 2011, 02:47:33 PM
why is a poll option an answer to a poll option

why is boyah such serious business

also if you were made of sugar you would likely carry an umbrella

Quote from: Khadafi on April 19, 2011, 02:52:28 PM
also i find them burdensome  (btw: burdenous should be a word)

they are all wet and drippy once you get inside and where do you put them? now you gotta carry that shit inside all day

Yeah I've always been concerned with this as well

QuoteAsses or titties?

Question: Pick one

1: Haha you like boobs?
2: No
3: I don't enjoy asses

vs.

QuoteAsses or titties?

Question: Which is better; asses or titties?

1: Asses
2: Titties

You're kind of a prick yknow

maybe u shuld just axept umberllas as superior 2u......

I use umbrellas when it rains, if I have access to one, and they seem more practical to me than raincoats, which are more difficult to manage/store/dry/remove and tend to let significantly more rain reach you, your belongings, and your car (If entering it in an open-air parking lot)

Raincoats are the silly option of the two baddood;

but umbrellas are clunky and impossible to run with

Quote from: Kenstar on April 19, 2011, 05:13:25 PM
but umbrellas are clunky and impossible to run with

You like running on wet and slippery floors, through potential puddles? confuseddood;

Also my long hair tends to get a bit tangled in raincoats

SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T JUST WALK, BLU

SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA RUN

HOW CAN YOU NOT RUN WITH AN UMBRELLA? ITS JUST YOU CAN TAKE YOUR TIME SINCE YOURE NOT GETTING WET
SECOND, MOST ARE VERY SMALL TO STORE NOWADAYS
ALSO, YOU SHOULD BUY ONE WITH A COVER ANYWAYS SO WHEN YOU DO GO INSIDE YOU PUT IT IN AND THE OUTSIDE IS DRY

Quote from: wawi the dogracer extraordinaire on April 19, 2011, 05:34:46 PM
HOW CAN YOU NOT RUN WITH AN UMBRELLA? ITS JUST YOU CAN TAKE YOUR TIME SINCE YOURE NOT GETTING WET
SECOND, MOST ARE VERY SMALL TO STORE NOWADAYS
ALSO, YOU SHOULD BUY ONE WITH A COVER ANYWAYS SO WHEN YOU DO GO INSIDE YOU PUT IT IN AND THE OUTSIDE IS DRY

Umbrella lover akudood; akudood;

Quote from: YPR on April 19, 2011, 05:59:21 PM
Umbrella lover akudood; akudood;

SUPERIOR UMBRELLA USER
Reichdood;
[spoiler]I just got my first umbrella last weekend when it rained really hard in DC. I never have one with me happydood;[/spoiler]

I always carry a compact one in my backpack~

Quote from: wawi the dogracer extraordinaire on April 19, 2011, 06:01:17 PM
SUPERIOR UMBRELLA USER
Reichdood;
[spoiler]I just got my first umbrella last weekend when it rained really hard in DC. I never have one with me happydood;[/spoiler]

u hav pix from dc?

Quote from: Yusuke on April 19, 2011, 06:04:10 PM
u hav pix from dc?

yyyy
why

Quote from: wawi the dogracer extraordinaire on April 19, 2011, 06:04:31 PM
yyyy
why

post th em ;]

i've never willingly used an umbrella in my life befuddlement

they're cumbersome and do a terrible job of actually keeping me dry

I use the umbrella. ALWAYS.

good for downpours only