I'm not sure why I'm posting this here, just thought you could get a good chuckle out of this.
About an hour ago, I smoked pot for the first time. My friend was on skype with me making sure I hit the bong right. I hit it a few times, coughed like hell and dropped the weed on the floor. Anyway, about 10 minutes later, it started kicking in. I called him and my other friend back on skype and talked about how I felt. My vision was mostly blurry and my legs felt shaky. I suddenly couldn't stop laughing and I called them three times in a row laughing and hacking my ass off. Eventually I caught my breath and started playing Sonic Adventure. I couldn't control the game worth shit and kept running into walls. After a while, I decided that I needed to dispose of my bong. I put it in a grocery bag and walked outside to chuck it in the woods.
On the way there an older gentleman was outside playing with his dog. He kept staring at me. I had forgotten to put a shirt on before going outside. I felt like an idiot, but I went to my room and sprayed a shit ton of disinfectant and cologne in my room for a while, I also polished my furniture. After lying down a bit, I got up and ate a lot. I guess it was the munchies. Anyway, I ate a box of mini donuts, some hershey's kisses and almost an entire box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. after that I just surfed the internet for a while, called my friend again, and listened to music. I've had Beck on repeat for this entire time.
Anyway, I think I'm over most of it, I'm still gonna spray my room over for the next few hours until my parents get home, go on a jog, and take a shower and just wait this off. I didn't like this, but I didn't hate it. It wasn't what I thought it'd be, either way.
why did you throw away the bong
Quote from: Travis on April 17, 2011, 11:03:50 AM
why did you throw away the bong
It was a shitty plastic bottle bong.
Sounds like you got high!
That's good that you didn't have a first time filled with paranoia or nothing at all. Being high is funn
i still have never smoked in my life. or drunk alcohol. (http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s70/Fullmetalganon/caterpie.gif)
Quote from: FullmetalGanon on April 17, 2011, 01:38:15 PM
i still have never smoked in my life. or drunk alcohol. (http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s70/Fullmetalganon/caterpie.gif)
sucks for you man
Quote from: FullmetalGanon on April 17, 2011, 01:38:15 PM
i still have never smoked in my life. or drunk alcohol. (http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s70/Fullmetalganon/caterpie.gif)
That mentality is enjoyable until you try said substances and realize what you're missing out on giggle;
Quote from: MF Doom on April 17, 2011, 01:36:31 PM
Sounds like you got high!
That's good that you didn't have a first time filled with paranoia or nothing at all. Being high is funn
Overall I enjoyed it but it wasn't stellar or anything. My friends told me that next time it'll be a lot better plus I'll be in a group. I'll give this a few more shots.
There was general "Shit what if my parents smell it" paranoia, but I power cleaned my room and it's been a while and my room smells fine now. It wasn't crippling paranoia or anything.
Quote from: Josh on April 17, 2011, 01:49:34 PM
Overall I enjoyed it but it wasn't stellar or anything. My friends told me that next time it'll be a lot better plus I'll be in a group. I'll give this a few more shots.
There was general "Shit what if my parents smell it" paranoia, but I power cleaned my room and it's been a while and my room smells fine now. It wasn't crippling paranoia or anything.
I don't think it's possible to have crippling paranoia if you're stoned. The other night, I was sitting around a campfire with a bunch of my friends, high as a kite. I remember one of them jokingly telling another that the cops were coming in 20 minutes, and I literally did not give a fuck. I was high to the point that if the cops had come right then and there, I would just sit there and watch, and think about how awesome it would be to have a uniform like that.
the 1st time is like the best and worse ttime at the same time time. time also now you can listen to the stones and they wont suck ass (same with pavement)
Quote from: yoseph on April 17, 2011, 02:03:58 PM
I don't think it's possible to have crippling paranoia if you're stoned. The other night, I was sitting around a campfire with a bunch of my friends, high as a kite. I remember one of them jokingly telling another that the cops were coming in 20 minutes, and I literally did not give a fuck. I was high to the point that if the cops had come right then and there, I would just sit there and watch, and think about how awesome it would be to have a uniform like that.
My one friend has anxiety attacks anytime he even smells weed so it's definitely possible girl;
i did all the drug s... so .rry....
YUSUSUKE HOW COULD YOU
Quote from: villinman666 on April 17, 2011, 02:07:17 PM
the 1st time is like the best and worse ttime at the same time time. time also now you can listen to the stones and they wont suck ass (same with pavement)
I listened to two bands the entire time and did notice a huge difference. Being high made the music a lot better and more chill. I did attempt to listen to The Mars Volta but I got a sensory overload or something and nearly shit my pants.
i mean now u can . after being high.
smoking weed unlocks bands or something idk how 2 explain it
i need a vape
Another kickass thing I think I'd like to mention is that all the little things that would normally annoy me I was able to overlook and just say ignore.
It REALLY brought me down to earth and helped me chill. The high has been worn off for a few hours but I still feel like jello, it's nice. Like I can function as I normally would but the edge has been taken off.
the first couple times you smoke can be 'confusing' like that, especially when you're completely unused to any kind of psychoactives being in your system... once you do it more you'll just feel relaxed (physically and mentally) and retain total lucidity, with slightly heightened cognitive ability depending on your personality type (linear-minded people often say pot makes them think of stupid things, 'creative'/holistic people find it zooms out their thought process to a wider perspective)
Quote from: Josh on April 17, 2011, 03:29:31 PM
It REALLY brought me down to earth and helped me chill. The high has been worn off for a few hours but I still feel like jello, it's nice. Like I can function as I normally would but the edge has been taken off.
yeah like that, if you continue to smoke you won't laugh your ass off every time, you won't get munchies every time, you'll just be chill and shit won't bother you.
man i wish i wasnt so high all the time :(
I don't get the munchies much anymore, but I also don't eat unless I'm high. This is ok though because I smoke every day.
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Consuming marijuana in brownie form is highly more enjoyable.
I've done it twice.
It surprises you when the high finally hits you, which makes it even more enjoyable