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Title: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: C.Mongler on April 13, 2011, 08:04:16 PM
DISCUSS IT HERE. ALSO THE ARG, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH IT.

also i hear there is an episode 3 trailer in the game maybe?  oh fuck.
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Commander Fuckass on April 13, 2011, 08:07:08 PM
I CANT WAIT HNNNNNNNNG  giggle;

and I sure hope there is an Episode 3 trailer ;________;
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Bushy on April 13, 2011, 08:13:39 PM
FUCK NEED TO BUY GAME ON RELEASE HNNNNNGGGGGHHH

Especially seeing as how I was super late to the Portal wagon. I bought it in like September last year and beat it in like 6 hours (I got stuck/creeped out once I found the ratman's dens)
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Commander Fuckass on April 13, 2011, 08:20:02 PM
Quote from: Bushy on April 13, 2011, 08:13:39 PM
FUCK NEED TO BUY GAME ON RELEASE HNNNNNGGGGGHHH

Especially seeing as how I was super late to the Portal wagon. I bought it in like September last year and beat it in like 6 hours (I got stuck/creeped out once I found the ratman's dens)
I was late too, I played it last summer

I was late to the Half-Life 2 wagon too  :(
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Bushy on April 13, 2011, 08:23:16 PM
Quote from: Kefka on April 13, 2011, 08:20:02 PM
I was late too, I played it last summer

I was late to the Half-Life 2 wagon too  :(
never played half life  >.<
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Geno on April 14, 2011, 12:46:51 PM
Quote from: Bushy on April 13, 2011, 08:23:16 PM
never played half life  >.<
Go get the orange box right now.
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Samus Aran on April 14, 2011, 02:18:53 PM
Quote from: Bushy on April 13, 2011, 08:23:16 PM
never played half life  >.<


me neither lol

and i only finally played all the way through portal in like january of this year

i had played it before, like the summer after it came out or something, but only got about halfway through it
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Geno on April 14, 2011, 05:26:04 PM
Holy shit you guys. Seriously, go get the Orange Box and play Half Life 2 and all the episodes.
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Bushy on April 14, 2011, 06:32:24 PM
Quote from: Geno on April 14, 2011, 05:26:04 PM
Holy shit you guys. Seriously, go get the Orange Box and play Half Life 2 and all the episodes.
Maybe... Alien invasions at this point seem bleh
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Geno on April 14, 2011, 07:53:32 PM
Quote from: Bushy on April 14, 2011, 06:32:24 PM
Maybe... Alien invasions at this point seem bleh
Trust me. It's not bleh.
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: C.Mongler on April 14, 2011, 08:45:48 PM
Quote from: Bushy on April 14, 2011, 06:32:24 PM
Maybe... Alien invasions at this point seem bleh


Except Half Life is awesome. I suggest playing the first one first or at least reading a plot summary, but holy fuck HL2 is awesome.

Also the apeture science website is jsut a countdown to tomorrow. oh fuck.
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Commander Fuckass on April 14, 2011, 09:40:00 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on April 14, 2011, 08:45:48 PM
Except Half Life is awesome. I suggest playing the first one first or at least reading a plot summary, but holy fuck HL2 is awesome.

Also the apeture science website is jsut a countdown to tomorrow. oh fuck.
Im still getting the holiday themed one :[
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: C.Mongler on April 15, 2011, 09:18:00 AM
http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/


IF YOU HAVE THESE GAMES GET THE FUCKING POTATOS

https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1vPutCkoZKA9XL5ZjSuNXfX8NfoeHW3xcrv7DgalKUfE&pli=1

NOW


NEVERMIND YOU DONT NEED THE POTATOS JUST OPEN ONE OF THE GAMES AND LEAVE IT RUNNING FOR A WHILE
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: C.Mongler on April 15, 2011, 12:37:55 PM
NEVER NEVER MIND YOU HAVE TO PLAY IT. I LEFT BIT TRIP RUNNING FOR 3 HOURS FOR NO REASON LOL. BUT FUCKING DO IT ALREADY I WANT TO PLAY NOWWWW
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Commander Fuckass on April 15, 2011, 03:49:27 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on April 15, 2011, 12:37:55 PM
NEVER NEVER MIND YOU HAVE TO PLAY IT. I LEFT BIT TRIP RUNNING FOR 3 HOURS FOR NO REASON LOL. BUT FUCKING DO IT ALREADY I WANT TO PLAY NOWWWW
Is the early release only for the Steam version or what?  confuseddood;
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Hiro on April 15, 2011, 04:07:05 PM
Quote from: Kotobaru-san-sama on April 15, 2011, 03:49:27 PM
Is the early release only for the Steam version or what?  confuseddood;
I think so, as that seems like the only possibility.
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: C.Mongler on April 15, 2011, 05:53:30 PM
Quote from: Kotobaru-san-sama on April 15, 2011, 03:49:27 PM
Is the early release only for the Steam version or what?  confuseddood;


Yep.
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Commander Fuckass on April 15, 2011, 05:55:21 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on April 15, 2011, 05:53:30 PM
Yep.
>:[
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: C.Mongler on April 16, 2011, 10:33:59 AM
Quote from: Kotobaru-san-sama on April 15, 2011, 05:55:21 PM
>:[


Considering Valve isn't EA and EA is distributing it everywhere else, they kind of can't do that. Especially since at this rate it looks like its going to be released at like noon on Monday lol
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Bushy on April 19, 2011, 12:08:43 AM
Oh GOOD GOD I NEED MONEY TO GET THIS

enjoy some credits music
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI[/youtube]
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: C.Mongler on April 19, 2011, 06:49:49 AM
its fucking amazing and the writing is phenominal. play it now
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Commander Fuckass on April 19, 2011, 02:46:12 PM
HOLY SHIT I LOVE IT  cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: wawi on April 19, 2011, 04:23:10 PM
EVERY SECOND I PLAY THIS GAME I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Nyerp on April 19, 2011, 04:45:36 PM
i'll play it eventually
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Samus Aran on April 19, 2011, 04:53:36 PM
i do really want it it's just ahhhh i have so many games to be playing already and idk if i really want to spend that much money right now :'(
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: KonohaShinobi on April 19, 2011, 06:43:24 PM
BOUGHT IT ON PS3, LOVE EVERY SECOND

You can play with PC people on PS3 and the Steam overlay on PS3 looks so fucking sexy. And if you decide you'll play it more on PC than PS3 [spoiler]FULL REFUND THE DISK BEFORE THE TWO WEEK ARE UP[/spoiler] basically paid $0 for it then.

The multiplayer is GENIUS, every thing is so detailed, so many little things like how GLaDOS is keeping score and these little step counters and stuff. And it looks really long, played for 2 hours with a friend, was still unlocking gestures and manuevers.

The first chapter I played of single player, hilarious, and I never even laugh at games, but the fucking voice actor for that blue robot and GLaDOS taunts during multiplayer just hit the right tones.

Worth the money.
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Commander Fuckass on April 19, 2011, 06:49:20 PM
um kono how do you full refund an opened new game? They either let you exchange the opened product for the identical item...
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Insani on April 19, 2011, 07:01:45 PM
Goddammit I'd buy it on steam but my internet company has been trolling us all month. madood;
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Geno on April 20, 2011, 12:26:53 AM
Yeah this game is hilarious. I love it. One of the funniest games I've played in awhile.
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Insani on April 20, 2011, 05:56:13 AM
And when I learned after the ingame Portal 2 store, I lost all hope in Valve. Forever.

I'm not sure how it feels to have all my love for Valve crushed in one, horrible blow. saddood;
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Commander Fuckass on April 20, 2011, 07:49:45 AM
Quote from: Insani on April 20, 2011, 05:56:13 AM
And when I learned after the ingame Portal 2 store, I lost all hope in Valve. Forever.

I'm not sure how it feels to have all my love for Valve crushed in one, horrible blow. saddood;
are you retarded or something
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: wawi on April 20, 2011, 03:26:01 PM
wait what did he do...
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Bushy on April 20, 2011, 06:43:36 PM
Quote from: wawi the dogracer extraordinaire on April 20, 2011, 03:26:01 PM
wait what did he do...


"Blarg instore game which is completely optional"
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: wawi on April 20, 2011, 06:49:37 PM
Quote from: Bushy on April 20, 2011, 06:43:36 PM
"Blarg instore game which is completely optional"


Yeah, it is optional. I just wish there was another way to earn them O_0
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Insani on April 20, 2011, 07:12:27 PM
Quote from: Atlas on April 20, 2011, 07:49:45 AM
are you retarded or something


"We make more money because more people buy it, not because we try and nickel-and-dime the same customers." - Robin Walker in 2007

This quote speaks for itself.  madood;
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Insani on April 20, 2011, 08:05:25 PM
Quote from: Snowy620 on April 20, 2011, 07:56:02 PM
I found the source of your stupid.


Tell me, do you try to be completely arrogant or does it just seem that way?

The point was that in 2007, Valve was an awesome company giving everything away for free.

Now, there's the Portal 2 store and the TF2 store, and some of the TF2 hats cost half as much as the game.
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Commander Fuckass on April 20, 2011, 08:22:15 PM
Quote from: Insani on April 20, 2011, 08:05:25 PM
Tell me, do you try to be completely arrogant or does it just seem that way?

The point was that in 2007, Valve was an awesome company giving everything away for free.

Now, there's the Portal 2 store and the TF2 store, and some of the TF2 hats cost half as much as the game.
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw it's optional for a reason fucktard
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Insani on April 20, 2011, 08:24:47 PM
Quote from: Atlas on April 20, 2011, 08:22:15 PM
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw it's optional for a reason fucktard


Optional or not, it's still indicating a decline from Valve's "Buy the game, get all content free" attitude a few years back.
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Commander Fuckass on April 20, 2011, 08:27:53 PM
Quote from: Insani on April 20, 2011, 08:24:47 PM
Optional or not, it's still indicating a decline from Valve's "Buy the game, get all content free" attitude a few years back.
THINGS CHANGE LAY OFF BRO
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: wawi on April 20, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
(http://www.amatosgojuryu.com/images/JamesActionBackground.jpg)
BACK OFF GUYS
ITS OPINIONS
NOW RETURN TO DISCUSSING GLORIOUS PORTAL 2
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: C.Mongler on April 20, 2011, 09:48:14 PM
Quote from: wawi the dogracer extraordinaire on April 20, 2011, 06:49:37 PM
Yeah, it is optional. I just wish there was another way to earn them O_0


uh there is, play the co-op
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Bushy on April 20, 2011, 10:03:24 PM
Quote from: Insani on April 20, 2011, 08:24:47 PM
Optional or not, it's still indicating a decline from Valve's "Buy the game, get all content free" attitude a few years back.
WHAT OH MY GOD DEVELOPERS ARE MAKING MONEY OFF OF THEIR HARD WORK

HOLY SHIT SEND IN THE TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: wawi on April 21, 2011, 06:34:40 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on April 20, 2011, 09:48:14 PM
uh there is, play the co-op

You can earn everything there? O_0
I've only got a companion cube flag
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: C.Mongler on April 21, 2011, 06:52:51 AM
Quote from: wawi the dogracer extraordinaire on April 21, 2011, 06:34:40 AM
You can earn everything there? O_0
I've only got a companion cube flag


I'm fairly sure yes.

But if not, really, does having a fucking hat really add that much to the gameplay for you that you must call foul on valve?
[spoiler]If it does you're a fucking faggot, no question about that sir[/spoiler]
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: wawi on April 21, 2011, 08:05:38 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on April 21, 2011, 06:52:51 AM
I'm fairly sure yes.

But if not, really, does having a fucking hat really add that much to the gameplay for you that you must call foul on valve?
[spoiler]If it does you're a fucking faggot, no question about that sir[/spoiler]


No lol it doesn't. I was just wondering
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Bushy on April 21, 2011, 12:03:11 PM
Quote from: Snowy620 on April 21, 2011, 07:52:55 AM
>Hats

Keep that shit in Team Hattrading 2
Dude once the novelty of hats wears off (and it does quick) Hat Fortress 2: Hat based simulator gets fun again...

;_______;
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Commander Fuckass on April 21, 2011, 12:04:44 PM
Quote from: Bushy on April 21, 2011, 12:03:11 PM
Dude once the novelty of hats wears off (and it does quick) Hat Fortress 2: Hat based simulator gets fun again...

;_______;
bushy what's your steam id ;________;
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: wawi on April 21, 2011, 01:03:11 PM
beat it
great game  cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Bushy on April 21, 2011, 02:35:28 PM
Quote from: Kiba on April 21, 2011, 12:04:44 PM
bushy what's your steam id ;________;
http://steamcommunity.com/id/hamboigahs/
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Commander Fuckass on April 23, 2011, 02:47:30 PM
Quote from: Snowy620 on April 23, 2011, 11:21:56 AM
Beat Portal 2 today and it is waaaay better than Portal.
They're both great. You just suck at beating GLaDOS in portal  baddood;
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Samus Aran on April 23, 2011, 03:09:52 PM
Quote from: Kiba on April 23, 2011, 02:47:30 PM
They're both great. You just suck at beating GLaDOS in portal  baddood;


wait what lol

what's hard about glados
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Bushy on April 23, 2011, 03:14:35 PM
Quote from: Kenstar on April 23, 2011, 03:09:52 PM
wait what lol

what's hard about glados
Nothing at all...

Even the time limit is generous
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Nyerp on April 23, 2011, 04:12:55 PM
lol i think i died my first time!!!!
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Travis on April 23, 2011, 04:40:14 PM
I FINALLY GOT IT
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Jared on April 23, 2011, 09:57:17 PM
The final boss in Portal 2 was too easy. I accidentally hit it twice.

But the game was so sexy. So sexy.
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Jared on April 24, 2011, 04:04:44 PM
^^
True. Very true. I love the achievement description; "That just happened."
At least, that's what it is on Steam. :P
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Commander Fuckass on April 26, 2011, 08:15:52 AM
I beat it last night. FANTASTIC GAME  baddood;
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Commander Fuckass on April 26, 2011, 09:05:44 AM
Quote from: Snowy620 on April 26, 2011, 08:54:41 AM
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME.

SPAAAAAAAACE.

I'M IN SPACE
|: sorry that I had other shit to do besides play it
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Commander Fuckass on April 28, 2011, 09:20:14 AM
DAT END THEME IN PORTAL 2 RUB IT
Title: Re: PORTAL 2 oh shit
Post by: Travis on April 28, 2011, 03:42:32 PM
just beat it thumbup;