Mine get dangerously illegal.
I'll floor it while on a narrow road and scare the shit out of a person coming at me before pulling far to the right and not hitting them.
Or if it's late at night I will cross the double yellows for a bit and do this.
I am a bad mang.
I've TP'd houses when I was in highschool akudood;
thats about it.
You are a very bad mang akudood;
Sometimes I leave the toilet seat up
I close the toilet lid at night. girl;
when I walk past a restaurant or bar with lots of seating by the windows, I stare at everyone who's looking out and if I catch anyone's eye I'll usually stop and stare directly at them, and continuing doing it for 30-40 seconds after they awkwardly look down/away
Quote from: wziard on March 10, 2011, 02:12:45 PM
when I walk past a restaurant or bar with lots of seating by the windows, I stare at everyone who's looking out and if I catch anyone's eye I'll usually stop and stare directly at them, and continuing doing it for 30-40 seconds after they awkwardly look down/away
THIS IS GENIUS
I wish to do that now
In the summer I also like to sit at traffic lights blaring loud hip hop tracks with 1-2 mins of gunshots/screaming/yelling (wu-tang) samples and/or doing sex things so the cars next to us can see, one of my favorite things to do around campus is to scream "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!" out the window at runners. we also occasionally buy silly string and bouncy balls and drive around throwing them at unsuspecting pedestrians. flicking change through drive-through windows when no one's looking is also fun
bunch of trolls thread
When driving, if someone is riding me like a prick, I will purposely go ridiculously slow and if I turn, my turn will be no faster than ~7mph.
whenever you go in an elevator, don't turn around to look towards the door LOL
Great Jeebus, you guys are pricks.
Quote from: Wrench on March 10, 2011, 02:58:12 PM
bunch of trolls thread
When driving, if someone is riding me like a prick, I will purposely go ridiculously slow and if I turn, my turn will be no faster than ~7mph.
If somone is driving slow like a prick and they are going slower than the flow of traffic I ride them. akudood;
Quote from: Khadafi on March 10, 2011, 05:28:52 PM
If somone is driving slow like a prick and they are going slower than the flow of traffic I ride them. akudood;
if some dick like you rides my ass even when i'm exceeding the speed limit on an interstate i will make god damn sure that there is no way in hell that you can pass me hocuspocus;
If someone is riding my ass I usually scare the shit out of them and brake check them
Quote from: Trevor on March 10, 2011, 05:35:34 PM
if some dick like you rides my ass even when i'm exceeding the speed limit on an interstate i will make god damn sure that there is no way in hell that you can pass me hocuspocus;
I only ride soemone's ass when they are going 20 or 30 in a 45. akudood;
They're usually old and/or a woman on the phone when I see this.
one thing that really pisses me off is when people pass me in a residential area when i'm already exceeding the speed limit
Quote from: Khadafi on March 10, 2011, 05:28:52 PM
If somone is driving slow like a prick and they are going slower than the flow of traffic I ride them. akudood;
Should have mentioned that I am already goseing fast when they decide to ride me.
Exist. 5thgrade;
Quote from: Trevor on March 10, 2011, 05:35:34 PM
if some dick like you rides my ass
i lol'd
i just scream you girls want to party out of cars whether the people i'm yelling at are girls or not
basically when you first get a car the first thing is do douchebag things in it. (like throweggs at people, follow someone all the way to their house, scream and shout at people etc)
i dont really get why tailgating pisses people off
Quote from: Tomboh on March 12, 2011, 08:10:20 PM
i dont really get why tailgating pisses people off
Because there's that thought that they're gonna hit your car and damage it and then you'll be forced to pull out your gun and free their brains form their skulls
just small things to mindfuck my gf and amuse myself
such as setting every single clock in the house forward an hour or when she puts a pie or something in the oven switch it with something like an apple
que? no bueno!!!!!
Whenever I'm bored with my job at Toys R Us and I'm working on the floor, I'll rearrange this one small group of creepy plush lego figures to make them appear as though they are all staring at whoever is looking at them, with arms outstretched like zombies.
Maybe it'll scar a kids life or something. Make 'em fear lego men for the rest of their young years.