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Title: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 16, 2011, 11:21:42 AM
Im scared i will break it if i have sex. cause my dick cannot fit in a regular sized condom. And barely fits in a magnum
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 16, 2011, 11:30:52 AM
don't have sex then, jesus
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Sillbury on February 16, 2011, 11:38:42 AM
contraceptive injection!
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 16, 2011, 11:40:02 AM
Quote from: Sillbury on February 16, 2011, 11:38:42 AM
contraceptive injection!
fucksakes why do i always think "Be and idiot?" means post anonymously
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 16, 2011, 12:54:10 PM
I think you should just not have sex.
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 16, 2011, 01:30:23 PM
I have the same problem. I thought I was allergic to latex, but apparently my dick is above average.
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 16, 2011, 03:02:35 PM
Magnums really aren't that much bigger... It seems hard to be in between akudood;
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 16, 2011, 06:19:43 PM
i actually have the same problem. i have never gotten a normal condom to fit right, even though they can supposedly fit just about any size, with some work.

magnums, however, are slightly too big.
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Daddy on February 16, 2011, 08:09:58 PM
I had some condoms be too tight, bruise my dick, and prevent me from keeping an erection.

They also broke and my girlfriend took Plan B. akudood;



I hate condoms.
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 16, 2011, 09:01:22 PM
So pretty much what we're saying is that the people least likely to get laid are the ones most well endowed.

Guess that explains how people get into the porn industry
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 16, 2011, 09:23:20 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on February 16, 2011, 08:09:58 PM
I had some condoms be too tight, bruise my dick, and prevent me from keeping an erection.

They also broke and my girlfriend took Plan B. akudood;



I hate condoms.
Double bag it. baddood;
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 25, 2011, 11:41:48 PM
Quote from: Boyager on February 16, 2011, 11:21:42 AM
Im scared i will break it if i have sex. cause my dick cannot fit in a regular sized condom. And barely fits in a magnum

Don't flatter yourself
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 25, 2011, 11:43:00 PM
I'm telling you, magnums aren't that big
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 04:40:24 PM
Get your gurrl on the nuva ring, it's the shit. Condoms don't feel as good anyways, and I hate it when my dick smells like latex.
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 04:41:48 PM
alright who the hell is making these sex related posts

i refuse to believe this many boyagers are sexually active
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Thyme on February 27, 2011, 04:45:51 PM
Quote from: steal on February 27, 2011, 04:44:28 PM
i've had a girlfriend for almost two years  doodthing;


yes we know cry;
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 06:49:03 PM
Quote from: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 04:41:48 PM
alright who the hell is making these sex related posts

i refuse to believe this many boyagers are sexually active
Let's see... Kaz had a girlfriend
YPR had one
JMV has one
Cam had one
Steal obviously has one
Felt has AIDS
Socks is a pimp
V is a dad
Kaki is a mom
Cmongler has gotten some I think
Thyme? Je ne sais pas
iCandy has a girlfriend
Famy fucked the shit outta some bitch
Tyler is very very very open about it
Trevor likes to slide it in on occassion
Lacey sucks dix
Pqqqqqqu has done it
eeeeeeeeee is probably a likely suspect
Hippo?
And Snowy parties with fun dip, so you can be the judge on that one
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Thyme on February 27, 2011, 07:42:10 PM
Quote from: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 06:49:03 PM
Thyme? Je ne sais pas


had cry;
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Classic on February 27, 2011, 07:59:53 PM
Don't be jealous.  n_u
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Thyme on February 27, 2011, 08:10:58 PM
Quote from: Hamond Eggs on February 27, 2011, 07:59:53 PM
Don't be jealous.  n_u


too late cry;
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 08:13:52 PM
She could use your dick to dip hocuspocus;
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 08:19:00 PM
Quote from: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 08:13:52 PM
She could use your dick to dip hocuspocus;

Dip what? Nacho cheese?

Hmm...I wonder what it's like to dip nacho cheese with your dick
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 08:22:35 PM
Quote from: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 08:19:00 PM
Dip what? Nacho cheese?

Hmm...I wonder what it's like to dip nacho cheese with your dick


i lol'd

they're talking about the powdered sugar in fundip :|
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 08:23:21 PM
Quote from: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 08:19:00 PM
Dip what? Nacho cheese?

Hmm...I wonder what it's like to dip nacho cheese with your dick
The cheese would prob. get in your pubes.

Make her suck it out. :|
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 08:23:29 PM
Quote from: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 08:19:00 PM
Dip what? Nacho cheese?

Hmm...I wonder what it's like to dip nacho cheese with your dick
Do you not understand how fun dip works
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 08:25:59 PM
Quote from: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 08:23:21 PM
The cheese would prob. get in your pubes.

Make her suck it out. :|


ew
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 09:28:32 PM
No, I think the cheese would get inside the hole of your penis, and when you cum, instead of jizz, cheese will come out
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 10:10:37 PM
what the fuck am i reading
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 10:21:37 PM
Quote from: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 09:28:32 PM
No, I think the cheese would get inside the hole of your penis, and when you cum, instead of jizz, cheese will come out
That'd be quit the part trick.
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 10:32:46 PM
quite the party trick


IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BOTHER PROOFREADING JUST GET THE FUCK OFF
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Classic on February 27, 2011, 11:16:23 PM
Quote from: Thyme on February 27, 2011, 08:10:58 PM
too late cry;

Of what?  huhdoodame;
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 11:23:56 PM
Quote from: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 10:10:37 PM
what the fuck am i reading

You sir, are reading one of the eight scriptures. Number three to be exact

1. ????
2. ????
3. Nacho cheese comes out of the hole of the penis
4. ????
5. ????
6. ????
7. ????
8. ????
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 28, 2011, 11:29:57 AM
Quote from: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 10:21:37 PM
That'd be quit the part trick.
patrick
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Thyme on February 28, 2011, 11:59:22 AM
Quote from: Hamond Eggs on February 27, 2011, 11:16:23 PM
Of what?  huhdoodame;


being jealous huhdoodame;
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 28, 2011, 12:29:11 PM
Quote from: Boyager on February 28, 2011, 11:29:57 AM
patrick
I heard he cums cheese. yes;
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on February 28, 2011, 05:37:45 PM
Quote from: Boyager on February 27, 2011, 06:49:03 PM
JMV has one

has


and i get plenty of sexes
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on March 11, 2011, 02:54:59 PM
not to show off or anything, but i cant even fit into magnums. it makes me sad actually.
i can get it over my shaft rather easily, but my balls just never fit :( why cant i just be normal
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on March 11, 2011, 02:56:43 PM
Quote from: Boyager on March 11, 2011, 02:54:59 PM
not to show off or anything, but i cant even fit into magnums. it makes me sad actually.
i can get it over my shaft rather easily, but my balls just never fit :( why cant i just be normal
ur doin it wrong
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on March 11, 2011, 03:10:04 PM
Quote from: Boyager on March 11, 2011, 02:54:59 PM
not to show off or anything, but i cant even fit into magnums. it makes me sad actually.
i can get it over my shaft rather easily, but my balls just never fit :( why cant i just be normal


lol
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on March 11, 2011, 09:11:14 PM
Condom mints
Title: Re: Condoms
Post by: Boyager on March 12, 2011, 12:15:38 PM
!!!FISH FLAVORED CONDOMS!!!