So it's 11:25 over here. I had my headphones in and was merrily listening to some Marilyn Manson while perusing the vast Kama Sutra selection the internet has to offer. The lights were off and the only source of light in the room emenated from the laptop's screen. I had just opened a window on proper cunnilingus technique when I shift my head slightly to the right and see my sister hovering at monitor level. Quickly repositioning my hand above my pants and shutting the monitor I asked her what she was doing and she said she needed to use my computer. Apparently she'd knocked a few times and when I hadn't answered (Earphones) she took the liberty of opening the door. Now I'm so scared some other member of my family might pop in Spanish Inquisition style that I can't fap.
Closest call you've had with family and NSFW?
[spoiler=Not Safe for Hippo]My sister knocked on the door asking what Selena and I were doing @_@[/spoiler]
Quote from: Khadafi on January 21, 2011, 12:14:20 AM
[spoiler=Not Safe for Hippo]My sister knocked on the door asking what Selena and I were doing @_@[/spoiler]
Why did I click? akudood;
What
were you doing? myface;
my brother peeked at my internet history and outed me to my parents 5thgrade;
[spoiler]One time i stupidly minimized a porns i was watching and my sister went on the comp, and she opened the window randomly, as if she knew she would find something, and saw it, and quickly minimized.
All while I was sitting behind her at the table watching. Neither of us said anything.[/spoiler]
awkward.
Quote from: Potty Moss on January 21, 2011, 12:17:42 AM
Why did I click? akudood;
What were you doing? myface;
CODDLINGS AND THANGS giggle;
Then my sister was all KNOCK KNOCK WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING ARE YOU NAPPING and i was like 'yes' and she was like THAT'S ALL YOU GUYS DO
Bitch we're tired. akudood;
Quote from: Panty on January 21, 2011, 12:18:49 AM
my brother peeked at my internet history and outed me to my parents 5thgrade;
That's terrible. saddood;
I've never had any close encounters that I can remember... confuseddood;
WELL LETS SEE. I dont know if this is the most close one but its a good one:
So my girlfriend and I were having sex in my basement, per usual. My dad calls me upstairs. No biggie, annoying I have to get dressed, but whatever, at least he didn't come downstairs to get me. I get dressed and go upstairs and talk to him about I forget what and come back down to my basement, and get back into action. Give or take 5 minutes, I hear the stairs creak. Not taking any chances, I pull a blanket over me and my girlfriend, figuring it was nothing since we starred at the stairs for 5 seconds and nothing happened. I'm about to go back to full force, when all of a sudden my sister fucking bolts down the stairs and into the storage room to grab some milk out of our second refrigerator (My mom keeps extra milk in there since we go through about 3 or 4 gallons a week). I first think "Fuck", then I immediately start making out with my girlfriend, with all the goods hidden under the blanket (Well, she had no shirt on, I did, though I was on top of her), so my sister leaves, looks over at us doing something gross (little did she know) and since she is 12 she bolted off. At this point I'm like okay, we should probably wait until people are asleep it has been too close for comfort. So we sit there watching Easy A (not my choice) for like 5 minutes before she starts grabbing my junk, and I'm like dammit fine whatever, and I start to give her the ole' finger action. I'm going at it, its definitely loud as shit, and all of a sudden my brother goes "HEY GUYS WHATS UP". He's 6, oblivious to what is actually going on, and the blanket was still covering us at this point, so I was just like, uhhh, and he was like "IS THIS MOVIE SCARY?", to which i replied "Its the scariest movie I've ever seen, quick get out of here!". He ran away really fast. At this point I was like FUCK IT IM GETTING MY FUCK ON and then proceeded to get my fuck on per usual. That's it.
Quote from: C.Mongler on January 21, 2011, 12:42:41 AMSo we sit there watching Easy A (not my choice)
You saw this as if it were a bad thing.
We watched it. giggle;
I like Cockboy's wall of text
Fighters, 12 o'clock -- flack 'em! Great shot! Uh-oh, "that was close" doodella;
Seriously though, I've had plenty of close-calls -- but nothing concerning family members looking at what I was doing.
>mom (ignorant; assertive) would murder me if caught w/ durgs
>loading up bowl on table near door
>mom comes near, hide bowl
>little bag of weed still on table
>she doesn't fucking notice
thyme brother barged in when i was watching porn
he laughed and brushed it off
um that's it
my life is boring goodjob;
Quote from: Panty on January 21, 2011, 12:18:49 AM
my brother peeked at my internet history and outed me to my parents 5thgrade;
Your brother is a horrid person. goodjob;
Quote from: C.Mongler on January 21, 2011, 12:42:41 AM
WELL LETS SEE. I dont know if this is the most close one but its a good one:
So my girlfriend and I were having sex in my basement, per usual. My dad calls me upstairs. No biggie, annoying I have to get dressed, but whatever, at least he didn't come downstairs to get me. I get dressed and go upstairs and talk to him about I forget what and come back down to my basement, and get back into action. Give or take 5 minutes, I hear the stairs creak. Not taking any chances, I pull a blanket over me and my girlfriend, figuring it was nothing since we starred at the stairs for 5 seconds and nothing happened. I'm about to go back to full force, when all of a sudden my sister fucking bolts down the stairs and into the storage room to grab some milk out of our second refrigerator (My mom keeps extra milk in there since we go through about 3 or 4 gallons a week). I first think "Fuck", then I immediately start making out with my girlfriend, with all the goods hidden under the blanket (Well, she had no shirt on, I did, though I was on top of her), so my sister leaves, looks over at us doing something gross (little did she know) and since she is 12 she bolted off. At this point I'm like okay, we should probably wait until people are asleep it has been too close for comfort. So we sit there watching Easy A (not my choice) for like 5 minutes before she starts grabbing my junk, and I'm like dammit fine whatever, and I start to give her the ole' finger action. I'm going at it, its definitely loud as shit, and all of a sudden my brother goes "HEY GUYS WHATS UP". He's 6, oblivious to what is actually going on, and the blanket was still covering us at this point, so I was just like, uhhh, and he was like "IS THIS MOVIE SCARY?", to which i replied "Its the scariest movie I've ever seen, quick get out of here!". He ran away really fast. At this point I was like FUCK IT IM GETTING MY FUCK ON and then proceeded to get my fuck on per usual. That's it.
What about the story when you were banging crazy girlfriend and her mom saw your butt? lol
That story you posted was definitely good though. Were your parents sending them as spies?
Quote from: C.Mongler on January 21, 2011, 12:42:41 AM
W I'm going at it, its definitely loud as shit, and all of a sudden my brother goes "HEY GUYS WHATS UP". He's 6, oblivious to what is actually going on, and the blanket was still covering us at this point, so I was just like, uhhh, and he was like "IS THIS MOVIE SCARY?", to which i replied "Its the scariest movie I've ever seen, quick get out of here!".
This was awesome girl;
my house is empty from 8 AM - 7 PM every day so i never get caught doing anything as i take care of all my private business between those hours.
WHO THE FUCK GETS OFF TO CUNNILNGUS
WHAT THE FUCK
My computer is in the living room so I have to wait till either no one is home or everyone is asleep. I almost got caught by my mom but it was like 1 amin the morning and I hear her open her door from the hall and I don't know if she saw anything or not, :(