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Question: Smell like a decomposing buffalo rectum for the rest of your life OR have to suck the dick of a horse on a live webcam once a day for the rest of your life?

Option 1: the rectum one

Option 2: the horse dick one

Title: would you rather
Post by: Tomboh on January 18, 2011, 04:58:39 AM

i should go to bed

Title: Re: would you rather
Post by: Samus Aran on January 18, 2011, 05:01:38 AM

probably the latter

at least that doesn't necessarily make my life hell when i'm NOT sucking off the horse. the smell would be a full-time ordeal, though.

Title: Re: would you rather
Post by: Tomboh on January 18, 2011, 05:04:22 AM

id chose the first because i could move to india and no one would notice

Title: Re: would you rather
Post by: Samus Aran on January 18, 2011, 05:09:31 AM

or France

Title: Re: would you rather
Post by: Nyerp on January 18, 2011, 01:43:32 PM

would you have to swallow gonk;

Title: Re: would you rather
Post by: Selkie on January 18, 2011, 02:43:50 PM

First one.

Either way, you gotta assume your social life will be shot to fuck, because knowing society, a webcam of a guy sucking a horse's dick that is updated every day would become famous within days. And you would become a notrious freak among everyone.

The first one at least doesn't destroy my dignity, and MAYBE I can find a cologne or deodorant strong enough to counter the smell. I can maybe even hire the guy from Perfume lolz

Title: Re: would you rather
Post by: Nyerp on January 18, 2011, 04:21:34 PM

Quote from: Selkie on January 18, 2011, 02:43:50 PM
First one.

Either way, you gotta assume your social life will be shot to fuck, because knowing society, a webcam of a guy sucking a horse's dick that is updated every day would become famous within days. And you would become a notrious freak among everyone.

The first one at least doesn't destroy my dignity, and MAYBE I can find a cologne or deodorant strong enough to counter the smell. I can maybe even hire the guy from Perfume lolz

i believe the point of these things is that there is no way around either option; you have to live them full on

dumbfuck

Title: Re: would you rather
Post by: Hippopo on January 18, 2011, 05:38:29 PM

Wait. Aren't both options supposed to be bad? goowan

Title: Re: would you rather
Post by: ME## on January 18, 2011, 05:45:51 PM

Quote from: Potty Moss on January 18, 2011, 05:38:29 PM
Wait. Aren't both options supposed to be bad? goowan

gurl, u nasty

Title: Re: would you rather
Post by: Hippopo on January 18, 2011, 05:46:40 PM

Quote from: Hurluberlu on January 18, 2011, 05:45:51 PM
gurl, u nasty

yes;

Title: Re: would you rather
Post by: ME## on January 18, 2011, 05:53:21 PM

Quote from: Potty Moss on January 18, 2011, 05:46:40 PM
yes;

watcha doin'? yes;

Title: Re: would you rather
Post by: Hippopo on January 18, 2011, 08:52:28 PM

Quote from: Hurluberlu on January 18, 2011, 05:53:21 PM
watcha doin'? yes;

You don't want to know. yes;

Title: Re: would you rather
Post by: burzumfan420 on January 18, 2011, 08:52:51 PM

would u rather wake up to find ur dick has been cut off

Title: Re: would you rather
Post by: Cookie on January 18, 2011, 09:27:29 PM

would rather army craw naked through 4 miles of broken glass or have you dick pulled and used a jump rope?

Title: Re: would you rather
Post by: Tomboh on January 18, 2011, 09:46:54 PM

Quote from: Cookie on January 18, 2011, 09:27:29 PM
would rather army craw naked through 4 miles of broken glass or have you dick pulled and used a jump rope?

the second one

i like to jump rope

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