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Title: i'm paranoid about the way i walk
Post by: Samus Aran on January 17, 2011, 03:52:00 AM
a lot of the time i become very conscious of how i'm walking. how long my stride is, how much my hips are moving, etc. and then i start feeling like i have no idea if i'm walking "normally" at all, and then i realize that i don't even know what it looks like to walk "normally" anyway, and the whole ordeal is just...weird

itt your ridiculous unfounded stupid paranoias  giggle;
Title: Re: i'm paranoid about the way i walk
Post by: Thyme on January 17, 2011, 03:53:37 AM
not a paranoia but still somewhat relevent

getting conscious about my breathing

not necessarily self-conscious, just... conscious

myface;
Title: Re: i'm paranoid about the way i walk
Post by: Samus Aran on January 17, 2011, 03:54:50 AM
Quote from: Thyme on January 17, 2011, 03:53:37 AM
not a paranoia but still somewhat relevent

getting conscious about my breathing

not necessarily self-conscious, just... conscious

myface;


i hate that, mostly because it seems like when you become conscious of your breathing, suddenly your breathing becomes more labored
Title: Re: i'm paranoid about the way i walk
Post by: Classic on January 17, 2011, 03:55:18 AM
Are my pants zipped?
*check*
Are my pants zipped?!?
*check*
ARE MY PANTS ZIPPED!?
*CHECK*
Title: Re: i'm paranoid about the way i walk
Post by: Thyme on January 17, 2011, 03:58:41 AM
Quote from: Tyler on January 17, 2011, 03:55:18 AM
Are my pants zipped?
*check*
Are my pants zipped?!?
*check*
ARE MY PANTS ZIPPED!?
*CHECK*


I do that with my pockets' content (wallet, keys, etc).

It's not a baseless paranoia in my case though, I almost lost my USB flash drive three or four times during last semester. goowan
Title: Re: i'm paranoid about the way i walk
Post by: ME## on January 17, 2011, 04:00:11 AM
WHY IS EVERYBODY LOOKING AT ME ;_____________;
Title: Re: i'm paranoid about the way i walk
Post by: Classic on January 17, 2011, 04:00:48 AM
Quote from: Thyme on January 17, 2011, 03:58:41 AM
I do that with my pockets' content (wallet, keys, etc).

It's not a baseless paranoia in my case though, I almost lost my USB flash drive three or four times during last semester. goowan

I do it with my phone. It's awful. goowan
Title: Re: i'm paranoid about the way i walk
Post by: Samus Aran on January 17, 2011, 04:00:53 AM
ever since i left my wallet in a hotel once, i've always every once in a while reached back and felt to see if my wallet is there

goowan
Title: Re: i'm paranoid about the way i walk
Post by: Hippopo on January 17, 2011, 04:01:18 AM
OMG!!!!  I used to have this paranoia too!

It started in the first grade when my class and I were walking to recess.  William, one of my classmates, came up to me and said, "You have a cool walk.  How do you do it?"  I just stared at him blankly and wondered what he was talking about.  HOW DO I WALK DIFFERENTLY FROM ANYONE ELSE???

From that moment I've always wondered whether I truly walked differently and how it was perceived.  I've noticed that my footprints in the snow are really wide apart and that my feet land slightly outward.  Almost like a penguin.  Maybe I walk like a penguin.  akudood;

I still don't know if I'm a normal walker, but I don't care as much anymore.  Now I'm mostly paranoid about my running form.
Title: Re: i'm paranoid about the way i walk
Post by: Hippopo on January 17, 2011, 04:02:43 AM
Quote from: Tyler on January 17, 2011, 03:55:18 AM
Are my pants zipped?
*check*
Are my pants zipped?!?
*check*
ARE MY PANTS ZIPPED!?
*CHECK*
I always find that the one time I don't check, my pants are wide open.  akudood;
Title: Re: i'm paranoid about the way i walk
Post by: Classic on January 17, 2011, 04:03:51 AM
People also constantly stare at my eyes. I know I have beautiful eyes, but still. After a while it's bothering.  :(


Quote from: Potty Moss on January 17, 2011, 04:02:43 AM
I always find that the one time I don't check, my pants are wide open.  akudood;

My bad. yes;
Title: Re: i'm paranoid about the way i walk
Post by: ME## on January 17, 2011, 04:06:17 AM
Quote from: Potty Moss on January 17, 2011, 04:02:43 AM
I always find that the one time I don't check, my pants are wide open.  akudood;


lol me too :(
Title: Re: i'm paranoid about the way i walk
Post by: FAMY2 on January 17, 2011, 10:58:28 AM
Quote from: Potty Moss on January 17, 2011, 04:01:18 AM


I still don't know if I'm a normal walker, but I don't care as much anymore.  Now I'm mostly paranoid about my running form.


This. I feel awkward when I run. So I must look really stupid.   saddood;
Title: Re: i'm paranoid about the way i walk
Post by: bluaki on January 17, 2011, 11:07:40 AM
I used to have minor pigeon toe until a few years ago, but my stride should mostly be normal now. Or at least I'd like to think so.

I'm somewhat paranoid about coming off as weird at all, but I'm sure it happens often.
Title: Re: i'm paranoid about the way i walk
Post by: Travis on January 17, 2011, 01:49:36 PM
whenever i'm somewhere and it smells like a fart i always think people think it's me
Title: Re: i'm paranoid about the way i walk
Post by: Commander Fuckass on January 17, 2011, 01:49:45 PM
IS MY HAIR OK? myface;


also If I get paranoid on how I walk I just start walk with a limp  akudood;
Title: Re: i'm paranoid about the way i walk
Post by: ME## on January 17, 2011, 02:38:09 PM
I'm usually paranoid about the way I speak.  My voice sounds horrid :(`
Title: Re: i'm paranoid about the way i walk
Post by: Classic on January 17, 2011, 02:38:56 PM
Quote from: Double Doppelkreuz on January 17, 2011, 02:38:09 PM
I'm usually paranoid about the way I speak.  My voice sounds horrid :(`

It's not that bad.  n_u
Title: Re: i'm paranoid about the way i walk
Post by: ME## on January 17, 2011, 02:39:37 PM
Quote from: Tyler on January 17, 2011, 02:38:56 PM
It's not that bad.  n_u


I don't know, I'm always self-concious about it :(