PREDICT ANYTHING THAT YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN IN THE NEAR FUTURE
The Bears win the NFC, go to the Super Bowl, and gets raped by New England
daa bearss
I die, tomorrow.
people will buy food from Chick-fil-A tomorrow because they couldn't today
I become pregnant.
I'll start experiencing misanthropy and boredom of being taught medicine and psychopathology
I end up not attending college in my second year and drop out, relocating and severing ties with practically everyone I know except with whom I'm moving with. (I'll trick my family that I'd be "very busy" and they should contact me once or twice a year)
Eventually, because we're both terrible with finances, riddled with romanticized delusions, and everything else that makes one functional we'll be stuck on our own and slowly, or in our case with two misdiagnosed bipolar kids, quickly reach insanity and commit suicide sometime in our mid-twenties or early thirties while we have several artistic works published, rejected several times in the process and they probably won't see the light of day anyways.
THIS PLAN WOULD SEEM REALISTIC IF IT WASN'T FOR THE NEED FOR US TO HAVE CHILDREN
So we'd come up with that realization sometime when I'm 21 and they're 19--where I'd feel the beginning of losing my youth and that "time is running out" we'd quickly raise one child--but in conflict of who should get a job because neither of us would want to abandon the kid for something so trivial.
Eventually, we'll begin to sell our artwork and hardly survive on anything at all because we fucked up our education so we'd be force to open some sort of business, perhaps a small nursery of exotic plants, but we'd be sure that it wouldn't become a success because of it's low demand which would jack up all the prices. ;___;
lol thinking this out is so fun no wonder people develop maladaptive daydreaming cjlubdoods;
You're going to get eaten by the bears
I will submit this post.
I will get laid
i will decide to simply become gay
Quote from: Yin on January 03, 2011, 07:19:31 PM
i will decide to simply become gay
Too bad you can't do that. sillydood;
Quote from: Double Doppelkreuz on January 03, 2011, 07:22:55 PM
Too bad you can't do that. sillydood;
If only it were that easy. sillydood;
Quote from: Double Doppelkreuz on January 03, 2011, 08:19:09 PM
YES. cry;
But really, I wouldn't want it any other way noooow. goowan
Quote from: Potty Moss on January 03, 2011, 08:24:39 PM
But really, I wouldn't want it any other way noooow. goowan
Really? befuddlement
Quote from: Potty Moss on January 03, 2011, 08:28:44 PM
Women. akudood;
Well, it's true they are generally unpleasant creatures, however one cannot undervalue their cooking and cleaning abilities. goowan
Quote from: Double Doppelkreuz on January 03, 2011, 08:30:16 PM
Well, it's true they are generally unpleasant creatures, however one cannot undervalue their cooking and cleaning abilities. goowan
I live with two women who are the dirtiest people I've ever met. akudood;
But they can cook. sillydood;
Shush your mouth, Timey.
Quote from: Potty Moss on January 03, 2011, 08:39:03 PM
I live with two women who are the dirtiest people I've ever met. akudood;
But they can cook. sillydood;
They are useless women then. giggle;
Quote from: Double Doppelkreuz on January 03, 2011, 08:30:16 PM
Well, it's true they are generally unpleasant creatures, however one cannot undervalue their cooking and cleaning abilities. goowan
but their vaginas feel so good!
Quote from: Yin on January 03, 2011, 09:26:43 PM
but their vaginas feel so good!
There are much better holes out there.
Quote from: Potty Moss on January 03, 2011, 09:34:55 PM
There are much better holes out there.
yeah, like...girls' mouths, sometimes.
Quote from: Yin on January 03, 2011, 09:38:55 PM
yeah, like...girls' mouths, sometimes.
How about none of the time. akudood;
I'm gonna get a girlfriend. C'mon c'mon!
I fell totally worthless now.
[spoiler] girl;[/spoiler]
i will (jack) off myself
nyerp your jokes never get old. doodthing;
your sarcasm is scathing. doodthing;
Portishead's 4th album being released and Abe Vigoda's death will coincide.
the band or the actor
omfg dont die abe. i love u
Quote from: villinman666 on January 08, 2011, 01:35:42 PM
omfg dont die abe. i love u
i can't even remember the role he played
;_____;