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Title: I think I have dysentery
Post by: Selkie on December 21, 2010, 09:01:59 PM
I have passed extremely liquidy feces literally at least 30 times in the past 24 hours.

And I threw up once.
Title: Re: I think I have dysentery
Post by: Samus Aran on December 21, 2010, 09:02:48 PM
oregon trail taught me that you're pretty much fucked, sorry
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Post by: Mando Pandango on December 21, 2010, 09:03:47 PM
quick, throw him out the wagon
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Post by: Nyerp on December 21, 2010, 09:06:37 PM
ford the river y/n
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Post by: Selkie on December 21, 2010, 09:18:30 PM
Any more oregon trail jokes  madood;

btw..

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgbCg3G4A70[/youtube]
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Post by: Daddy on December 21, 2010, 09:49:18 PM
i wwis there wre somzbies in oregon trail
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Post by: Placebo Headwound on December 21, 2010, 10:41:48 PM
I'll trace you three sets of clothing for a buffalo. akudood;
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Post by: ?????? on December 22, 2010, 06:01:37 AM
I was bloated some weeks ago.
Somehow it managed to make my body feel upset and I forced myself to vomit every hour or so.

It didn't work, so I've tried herbal remedies that just make me smell great and vomit up delicious scents.
I soon developed a very strong fever and slept for a couple of hours and vomited some more until I went to bed.
I also had urges to shit, but I never could. ;__;

I only get acute episodes of this shit--they hardly ever last more than a day, but they sure do make me afraid to eat anything.
WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD OF TRIGGERED IT
Title: Re: I think I have dysentery
Post by: Classic on December 22, 2010, 11:00:22 AM
This is me on a daily basis. You get used to it.
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Post by: Travis on December 22, 2010, 12:54:19 PM
Quote from: Tyler on December 22, 2010, 11:00:22 AM
This is me on a daily basis. You get used to it.
please see a doctor
Title: Re: I think I have dysentery
Post by: YPrrrr on December 22, 2010, 01:00:49 PM
Eat some fiber myface;
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Post by: Samus Aran on December 22, 2010, 02:00:49 PM
Quote from: Snowy620 on December 22, 2010, 05:32:12 AM
Shit, one of my Ox died.


oxen madood;
Title: Re: I think I have dysentery
Post by: ?????? on December 22, 2010, 02:16:29 PM
Quote from: YPR on December 22, 2010, 01:00:49 PM
Eat some fiber myface;
too much fiber makes me poot and get constipated  giggle;
Title: Re: I think I have dysentery
Post by: YPrrrr on December 22, 2010, 02:34:55 PM
Quote from: Analysis Paralysis on December 22, 2010, 02:16:29 PM
too much fiber makes me poot and get constipated  giggle;
I'm pretty sure that's an improvement from dysentery n_u
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Post by: Nyerp on December 22, 2010, 03:41:24 PM
i puke from my butt every 26 minutes and then shit and piss all over that puke is this normal????????
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Post by: burzumfan420 on December 22, 2010, 05:07:54 PM
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Post by: Nyerp on December 22, 2010, 05:24:06 PM
ok im there bro
Title: Re: I think I have dysentery
Post by: Classic on December 22, 2010, 09:53:47 PM
Quote from: Travis on December 22, 2010, 12:54:19 PM
please see a doctor

why
Title: Re: I think I have dysentery
Post by: Travis on December 23, 2010, 10:22:34 AM
Quote from: Tyler on December 22, 2010, 09:53:47 PM
why
ur not healthy mann
Title: Re: I think I have dysentery
Post by: Classic on December 23, 2010, 11:29:13 AM
Quote from: Travis on December 23, 2010, 10:22:34 AM
ur not healthy mann

You know I really don't have that problem. I've got my stomach issue under control thanks to durgs.