I was with a girl in her room, and I had to fart really bad. I couldn't hold it in. Skillfully I was able to keep it silent, but you know what they say about silent farts. It reeked. I was fucking scared. I fucked up. There was no way to save myself. But right as I farted her cat walked in and she immediately blamed her cat bassir;
so you fucked her afterwards right? RIGHT? JESUS
POTW
no one fucking cares
best story ever
THE POWER OF GOD
be careful, hiro might tell her what happened
lol
Wait. Where's the part about the sex? confuseddood;
Wait...what's a girl?
why do you only post about girls, strong butt
Quote from: Wrench on December 11, 2010, 09:53:25 PM
why do you only post about girls, strong butt
he feels the need to prove his masculinity and people want to be around him regardless of his nasty ass farting ;-;
last night i had sex with 10000000 women
beat that SocksDood;
so he puked on a girl and farted near a girl
the next step is to piss in a girl's mouth, correct?
Quote from: Kapitän Deutschland on December 11, 2010, 10:36:29 PM
last night i had sex with 10000000 women
beat that SocksDood;
this morning i had sex with 10000000 men SocksDood;
Quote from: Pam on December 11, 2010, 11:05:27 PM
this morning i had sex with 10000000 men SocksDood;
insultdood;
Quote from: Pam on December 11, 2010, 11:05:27 PM
this morning i had sex with 10000000 men SocksDood;
hi felt
this morning, i had a nice conversation with a fair lass giggle;
Quote from: Spécialiste des écharpes on December 11, 2010, 11:15:16 PM
this morning, i had a nice conversation with a fair lass giggle;
Stop flattering me. giggle;
bassir;
I like the diverse responses to this thread giggle;
why write this when no one gives a shit, it happens to people all the time. i personally don't care if dudes fart. as long as it doesn't smell. when it smells that's bad business. that's not sexy. and no one wants to have sex with someone that smells of farts.
Quote from: l a c e y on December 12, 2010, 09:13:33 PM
why write this when no one gives a shit, it happens to people all the time. i personally don't care if dudes fart. as long as it doesn't smell. when it smells that's bad business. that's not sexy. and no one wants to have sex with someone that smells of farts.
More of lacey's wisdom
Quote from: l a c e y on December 12, 2010, 09:13:33 PM
why write this when no one gives a shit, it happens to people all the time. i personally don't care if dudes fart. as long as it doesn't smell. when it smells that's bad business. that's not sexy. and no one wants to have sex with someone that smells of farts.
It did smell and she blamed her cat. It was funny.
SORRY FOR SHARING A STORY I FOUND FUNNY
last night i had sex with my girlfriend then i was like i need to shit so i did
Quote from: Си. Ð"он''гл'‹', on December 13, 2010, 08:34:19 PM
last night i had sex with my girlfriend then i was like i need to shit so i did
On her? yes;
yes;
yes;
After much thinking on the matter and through hours of deliberation with known experts in the field, I've come to the conclusion that she was well aware it
was you who did the deed. The real issue at hand is
why she blamed her cat, despite the convenient coincidence of it walking in as she smelled the odor.
But first, let's look at the inconsitancies in the story itself. Maybe you can clarify the exact sequence of events in better detail.
We all know that the negative odor is rarely instantaneous after leaving the body. It takes time to travel. In your story, the female smells the odor as soon as the cat enters. But, see, that would immedietely rule out the cat unless said cat was
right next to said female.
So we can assume the girl was well aware it was you who defaced the air of her room, but why blame the cat? Let's outline some reasons.
- A.The girl wishes to possibly defuse a potentially awkward discussion before it even happens
- B. The girl is utterly repulsed, but taking the blame off of you helps her cope
-C. While she knows it's you, she's just covering her own base in case you dont know it's you and think it's her
Some suggestions. [/list]
you forgot that maybe she did it out of some silly sense of humor
or just to help him not feel embarassed
or because she's fucking retarded
yes that too
Quote from: Chemical Zen on December 14, 2010, 05:23:33 PM
After much thinking on the matter and through hours of deliberation with known experts in the field, I've come to the conclusion that she was well aware it was you who did the deed. The real issue at hand is why she blamed her cat, despite the convenient coincidence of it walking in as she smelled the odor.
But first, let's look at the inconsitancies in the story itself. Maybe you can clarify the exact sequence of events in better detail.
We all know that the negative odor is rarely instantaneous after leaving the body. It takes time to travel. In your story, the female smells the odor as soon as the cat enters. But, see, that would immedietely rule out the cat unless said cat was right next to said female.
So we can assume the girl was well aware it was you who defaced the air of her room, but why blame the cat? Let's outline some reasons.
- A.The girl wishes to possibly defuse a potentially awkward discussion before it even happens
- B. The girl is utterly repulsed, but taking the blame off of you helps her cope
-C. While she knows it's you, she's just covering her own base in case you dont know it's you and think it's her
Some suggestions. [/list]
Let me give you a more detailed version.
So we were on her bed cuddling and listening to music i don't really remember and I fart, and a few seconds after farting, her cat enters the room. Note that the smell still hasn't surfaced at this point. Right when the odor surfaces her cat jumps on her bed, and she notices the smell. She then gets angry at the cat without a second thought. Her actions seemed very genuine.
She's not retarded :(
and then you said hey remember that time that cat puked on you
next time show her some goatse
next time lick her butthole girls like that