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Title: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: Mando Pandango on November 23, 2010, 02:36:04 AM
When I say "one of my best friends," he's one of two people I would say that about. I'm worrying my dick off guys.
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 23, 2010, 02:49:08 AM
Don't worry. North Korea is all bark, but no bite. My dad has been stationed in South Korea twice, so I know it really isn't that bad. Tell your friend to not drink the cheap Korean booze as it will permanently stain your teeth.
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: Mando Pandango on November 23, 2010, 02:54:41 AM
Turn on the news right now asshole.
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 23, 2010, 02:56:03 AM
Oh, sorry for living in a bubble. Sucks for you. But this isn't the first time the island was attacked in recent history.
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: just1more on November 23, 2010, 05:51:34 AM
Is he stationed there?
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: Cookie on November 23, 2010, 06:29:17 AM
Wait what's happening in North Korea?
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: Andria on November 23, 2010, 06:29:32 AM
These things are kinda common. I think the US embassy will make sure to get him out if it gets to the point of actual combat.
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: Andria on November 23, 2010, 06:30:37 AM
Quote from: Cookie on November 23, 2010, 06:29:17 AM
Wait what's happening in North Korea?

North Korea fired artillery rounds onto Yeonpyeong island
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: Cookie on November 23, 2010, 06:36:32 AM
Quote from: Echo on November 23, 2010, 06:30:37 AM
North Korea fired artillery rounds onto Yeonpyeong island

Did it hit anything?

Why am I asking you guys I should just go read the article somewhere.  akudood;
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: Andria on November 23, 2010, 06:38:02 AM
Quote from: Cookie on November 23, 2010, 06:36:32 AM
Did it hit anything?

Why am I asking you guys I should just go read the article somewhere.  akudood;

it destroyed some houses, killed 2 south korean marines, and and injured 16 others including some citizens
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: Travis on November 23, 2010, 08:37:46 AM
i really doubt there will be a war  n_u
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: Socks on November 23, 2010, 09:36:57 AM
The mainland proper should be fine, even though this attack is somewhat unprecedented. North Korea has always been feared for its artillery pieces, which number in the tens of thousands. With the most impressive underground fortifications of any isolated state, plus a thoroughly indoctrinated populous, it is a hornets nest for any occupational-esque force. Their SOP for Seoul and the like includes pouring fires indiscriminately and allowing their unknown number of 'special forces and 'saboteurs' hiding among the population to go kpow! and wage a fourth generational style gorilla campaign behind enemy lies. Not unlike the likes of Iraq, Somalia, Yemen and our friends south in the crumbling state of Mexico. Point being, even in such a case your friend should be relatively fine, unless he frequents above the 37th parallel.

In a conventional conflict the DPRK would get crushed, but it could not be realistically invaded/occupied. Their initial assault would likely kill tens of thousands, if not more, though it would eventually be repelled.
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: ME## on November 23, 2010, 09:45:41 AM
Quote from: Cookie on November 23, 2010, 06:29:17 AM
Wait what's happening in North Korea?


Kim Jung-un is flexing his military penis.
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: rdl on November 23, 2010, 11:20:14 AM
ah fuck

well maybe we'll get to hate on the north korean commies now, i'm down with that. still, shit.
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: Mando Pandango on November 23, 2010, 01:02:56 PM
Quote from: yoseph on November 23, 2010, 05:51:34 AMIs he stationed there?
I don't think so, but he is military personnel so I don't think it would be out of the question to have him report for active duty should things escalate.

This is why I worry.
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: Classic on November 23, 2010, 01:08:29 PM
I'm sure everything will be okay Popsi.  :(
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: Mando Pandango on November 23, 2010, 01:26:59 PM
This just in via Facebook:

Quote
Hey, fuck North Korea. If I get sent back to America because of another one of their "provocations", I'm gonna be pissed.


I think everything's fine. n_u
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: ikanaide on November 23, 2010, 06:13:12 PM
This why I don't like korean people  >_<'
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: ME## on November 23, 2010, 06:19:38 PM
Quote from: iCandy on November 23, 2010, 06:13:12 PM
This why I don't like korean people  >_<'


Don't most other Asians have issues with the Japanese in return? n_u
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: ikanaide on November 23, 2010, 06:21:22 PM
Quote from: Mercowskey, Liza on November 23, 2010, 06:19:38 PM
Don't most other Asians have issues with the Japanese in return? n_u

:'(
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: ME## on November 23, 2010, 06:22:41 PM
Quote from: iCandy on November 23, 2010, 06:21:22 PM
:'(
saddood;

It's okay, others always hate the best country in their region, just look at Germany and the US n_u
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: ikanaide on November 23, 2010, 06:38:05 PM
Quote from: Mercowskey, Liza on November 23, 2010, 06:22:41 PM
saddood;

It's okay, others always hate the best country in their region, just look at Germany and the US n_u

True  giggle;
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: rdl on November 23, 2010, 08:29:32 PM
i think china might hate japan for raping it a little over 50 years ago. and korea might be resentful of having been under the control of the japanese for centuries.

just maybe.
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: Socks on November 23, 2010, 08:45:46 PM
and japan hates them all for the mongol hordes of history. 
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: rdl on November 23, 2010, 08:48:44 PM
fact is japan was a huge douche until recently. north korea has taken over as the big asshole of the region, but that doesn't absolve japan and china of their sins

and yeah i dont think anyone liked the mongols. i dont care if you think genghis was a badass now, if you saw the shit he did you'd probably want to kill him

rawr history baddood;
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: Socks on November 23, 2010, 09:03:08 PM
your history is like a dusty pavement sprinkled by the gentle tears of a passing shower. an aura of musk permeates the atmosphere and fills the lungs, but the ground is no sooner clean than it is muddy.
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: rdl on November 24, 2010, 12:16:30 AM
that's not going in my sig, sorry
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: Mando Pandango on November 24, 2010, 12:44:13 AM
Quote from: Socks on November 23, 2010, 09:03:08 PM
your history is like a dusty pavement sprinkled by the gentle tears of a passing shower. an aura of musk permeates the atmosphere and fills the lungs, but the ground is no sooner clean than it is muddy.
Didn't you used to speak English?
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: Socks on November 24, 2010, 06:21:53 AM
Quote from: Man of Popcikle on November 24, 2010, 12:44:13 AM
Didn't you used to speak English?


honestly, it's not rocket science.
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: ikanaide on November 24, 2010, 08:46:14 AM
Quote from: Socks on November 23, 2010, 08:45:46 PM
and japan hates them all for the mongol hordes of history. 

I like china  :'(
Title: Re: One of my best friends is in Korea right now
Post by: Mando Pandango on November 24, 2010, 11:06:52 PM
Quote from: Socks on November 24, 2010, 06:21:53 AM
honestly, it's not rocket science.
Better.