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Title: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 09, 2010, 12:12:26 PM
I lost my virginity to a very fussy Asian who did not use the condom I gave him. :|
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: YPrrrr on November 09, 2010, 12:15:22 PM
Sounds special
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 09, 2010, 12:15:54 PM
Quote from: YPR on November 09, 2010, 12:15:22 PM
Sounds special
not really because I think he has hiv
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Classic on November 09, 2010, 12:16:37 PM
I can't wait for you to die of AIDS.

I told you. You aren't ready for the big boy world.  akudood;
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Nyerp on November 09, 2010, 12:19:16 PM
so instead of actually making him use the condom, you allowed the sex to continue, greatly increasing your chances of getting diseases

great job you fucking dumb fag slut n_n
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 09, 2010, 12:20:00 PM
Quote from: Classique on November 09, 2010, 12:16:37 PM
I can't wait for you to die of AIDS.

I told you. You aren't ready for the big boy world.  akudood;
one you.
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 09, 2010, 12:20:49 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on November 09, 2010, 12:19:16 PM
so instead of actually making him use the condom, you allowed the sex to continue, greatly increasing your chances of getting diseases

great job you fucking dumb fag slut n_n
no I made him put it on but during sex I think he took it off
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: YPrrrr on November 09, 2010, 12:21:06 PM
Quote from: Quis sum? on November 09, 2010, 12:15:54 PM
not really because I think he has hiv
and because you address him as "fussy asian"

Someone was desperate n_u
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Classic on November 09, 2010, 12:21:28 PM
It's simple. Really. Tell him no if he's not wearing it.

Quote from: YPR on November 09, 2010, 12:21:06 PM
Someone was desperate n_u

This too.
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 09, 2010, 12:22:23 PM
Quote from: Classique on November 09, 2010, 12:21:28 PM
It's simple. Really. Tell him no if he's not wearing it.
This too.
HE WORE IT BUT DURING SEX HE SECRETLY TOOK IT OFF
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: YPrrrr on November 09, 2010, 12:24:08 PM
Maybe you should have waited for someone you had some level of trust with awdood;
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Classic on November 09, 2010, 12:26:52 PM
Quote from: YPR on November 09, 2010, 12:24:08 PM
Maybe you should have waited for someone you had some level of trust with awdood;
Quote from: YPR on November 09, 2010, 12:24:08 PM
Maybe you should have waited for someone you had some level of trust with awdood;
Quote from: YPR on November 09, 2010, 12:24:08 PM
Maybe you should have waited for someone you had some level of trust with awdood;
Quote from: YPR on November 09, 2010, 12:24:08 PM
Maybe you should have waited for someone you had some level of trust with awdood;


God Aubrey, you're wonderful. :'(
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 09, 2010, 12:27:59 PM
Quote from: YPR on November 09, 2010, 12:24:08 PM
Maybe you should have waited for someone you had some level of trust with awdood;
Yeah, I know. But really no one would give me a chance and only old guys are into me because I'm fresh meat. XD
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Classic on November 09, 2010, 12:29:43 PM
awdood;

You really are a desperate little imp, aren't you?
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Post by: Nyerp on November 09, 2010, 12:29:51 PM
felt, nobody would fuck you. stop making threads that are all lies.
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 09, 2010, 12:35:02 PM
Quote from: Classique on November 09, 2010, 12:29:43 PM
awdood;

You really are a desperate little imp, aren't you?
Yes.
Quote from: Nyerp on November 09, 2010, 12:29:51 PM
felt, nobody would fuck you. stop making threads that are all lies.
Maybe this is all a bad dream.
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: YPrrrr on November 09, 2010, 12:39:24 PM
Quote from: Classique on November 09, 2010, 12:26:52 PM
God Aubrey, you're wonderful. :'(
You too buddy :'(
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Travis on November 09, 2010, 01:08:09 PM
you should have been the giver
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Samus Aran on November 09, 2010, 02:14:45 PM
jesus christ felt what the hell is wrong with you
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 09, 2010, 03:16:39 PM
Quote from: Asuka on November 09, 2010, 02:14:45 PM
jesus christ felt what the hell is wrong with you
Yeah, I shouldn't have had anonymous sex. But I thought I saw him put the condom on I gave him. I DID NOT WILLING BAREBACK WITH HIM. I feel like I was raped.
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: ?????? on November 09, 2010, 03:26:46 PM
if you die i'm going to murder nyerp happydood;
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Nyerp on November 09, 2010, 03:29:19 PM
Quote from: Analysis Paralysis on November 09, 2010, 03:26:46 PM
if you die i'm going to murder nyerp happydood;


not before they find your battered body under a bridge somewhere n_n
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: ?????? on November 09, 2010, 03:30:56 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on November 09, 2010, 03:29:19 PM
not before they find your battered body under a bridge somewhere n_n
that would be a decoy silly  n_n
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 09, 2010, 03:46:49 PM
Quote from: Analysis Paralysis on November 09, 2010, 03:26:46 PM
if you die i'm going to murder nyerp happydood;
awesome happydood;
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: ikanaide on November 09, 2010, 03:55:25 PM
Asian like me? Or asian like India? huhdoodame;
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 09, 2010, 03:58:48 PM
Quote from: iCandy on November 09, 2010, 03:55:25 PM
Asian like me? Or asian like India? huhdoodame;
not asian like you. :o you're a cool asian.
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: rdl on November 09, 2010, 03:59:01 PM
god damnit, you're like a dumb suburban slut. five days from now you having sex with some random asshole isn't going to mean much of anything to you. aren't you supposed to be smart or something?

damnit felt. damnit damnit damnit.
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: YPrrrr on November 09, 2010, 03:59:26 PM
Quote from: XLR on November 09, 2010, 03:59:01 PM
god damnit, you're like a dumb suburban slut. five days from now you having sex with some random asshole isn't going to mean much of anything to you. aren't you supposed to be smart or something?
lol
Quote from: iCandy on November 09, 2010, 03:55:25 PM
Asian like me? Or asian like India? huhdoodame;
White people don't think Indians are Asians

lol geography
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: ikanaide on November 09, 2010, 04:02:14 PM
Oh. So is asian like me...
Maybe you should not sex with asians.  baddood;
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: rdl on November 09, 2010, 04:05:02 PM
maybe, little asian boy.

felt dont bother talking with clucky, go talk to some sane friends.
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 09, 2010, 04:24:25 PM
Quote from: XLR on November 09, 2010, 03:59:01 PM
god damnit, you're like a dumb suburban slut. five days from now you having sex with some random asshole isn't going to mean much of anything to you. aren't you supposed to be smart or something?
I'm admittedly a dumbass.
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 09, 2010, 04:26:39 PM
Quote from: iCandy on November 09, 2010, 04:02:14 PM
Oh. So is asian like me...
Maybe you should not sex with asians.  baddood;
hmm, yeah. but i feel like that's racist. o_o
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: YPrrrr on November 09, 2010, 04:28:46 PM
Quote from: iCandy on November 09, 2010, 04:02:14 PM
Oh. So is asian like me...
Yes, for whatever reason Americans know India is part of Asia (or the Middle East *sigh*) but don't consider them Asian
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: ikanaide on November 09, 2010, 04:31:30 PM
Quote from: Quis sum? on November 09, 2010, 04:26:39 PM
hmm, yeah. but i feel like that's racist. o_o

Not at all.  doodthing;
Quote from: YPR on November 09, 2010, 04:28:46 PM
Yes, for whatever reason Americans know India is part of Asia (or the Middle East *sigh*) but don't consider them Asian

Why not? Is because skin is brown?
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: ME## on November 09, 2010, 04:39:30 PM
Quote from: iCandy on November 09, 2010, 04:31:30 PM
Why not? Is because skin is brown?


I'm not sure to be honest.  Other South-East Asians also tend to be considerably darker than East Asians.   confuseddood;


I usually just refer to them as South-East Asian. 
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Travis on November 09, 2010, 04:39:46 PM
i seriously will not feel bad at all if you contracted HIV
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: ikanaide on November 09, 2010, 04:42:09 PM
Quote from: Travis on November 09, 2010, 04:39:46 PM
i seriously will not feel bad at all if you contracted HIV

buy cure from rdx and help Pakistan as well ^o^
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: ?????? on November 09, 2010, 04:42:26 PM
Quote from: XLR on November 09, 2010, 04:05:02 PM
maybe, little asian boy.

felt dont bother talking with clucky, go talk to some sane friends.
how did you know i was a bad influence to felt  cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 09, 2010, 04:48:21 PM
Quote from: Travis on November 09, 2010, 04:39:46 PM
i seriously will not feel bad at all if you contracted HIV
reproted
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: rdl on November 09, 2010, 04:50:30 PM
listen to this you'll feel better
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCexGqc3qrY&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Cookie on November 09, 2010, 04:50:54 PM
Atleast you didn't get raped
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Post by: rdl on November 09, 2010, 04:51:46 PM
he practically did
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Post by: Cookie on November 09, 2010, 04:52:47 PM
It sounded consensual to me
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 09, 2010, 04:56:38 PM
it was rape ;_;
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Post by: ikanaide on November 09, 2010, 04:59:58 PM
Quote from: Quis sum? on November 09, 2010, 04:56:38 PM
it was rape ;_;

no it was not >_<'
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: YPrrrr on November 09, 2010, 05:09:51 PM
Quote from: iCandy on November 09, 2010, 04:31:30 PM
Is because skin is brown?
Yep, Asians to Americans have fair skin, slanted eyes and are good at karate

Indians and Middle Easterners don't fit that well enough I suppose
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 09, 2010, 05:11:41 PM
Quote from: YPR on November 09, 2010, 05:09:51 PM
Yep, Asians to Americans have fair skin, slanted eyes and are good at karate

Indians and Middle Easterners don't fit that well enough I suppose
arabs are usually classified as white in demographic studies
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: YPrrrr on November 09, 2010, 05:18:14 PM
Quote from: Quis sum? on November 09, 2010, 05:11:41 PM
arabs are usually classified as white in demographic studies
Americans are so confused
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Cookie on November 09, 2010, 05:26:58 PM
Quote from: Quis sum? on November 09, 2010, 04:56:38 PM
it was rape ;_;

you betta not be lyin boy angryfist;
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Classic on November 09, 2010, 06:58:31 PM
No, seriously. I hope you get AIDS.  n_n
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Thyme on November 09, 2010, 07:00:32 PM
Quote from: Classique on November 09, 2010, 06:58:31 PM
No, seriously. I hope you get AIDS.  n_n


UM WELL I HOPE YOU GET

[spoiler]a nice boyfriend who loves you for who you are n_n[/spoiler]
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: C.Mongler on November 09, 2010, 07:04:18 PM
i hope i get doritos  happydood;
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Mando Pandango on November 09, 2010, 07:04:59 PM
Should have been pitching instead. I'd imagine with your thick, meaty [glow=orange,2,300]PENIS[/glow] it wouldn't have been hard to convince him to get below you.
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Classic on November 09, 2010, 07:08:15 PM
Quote from: Thyme on November 09, 2010, 07:00:32 PM
UM WELL I HOPE YOU GET

[spoiler]a nice boyfriend who loves you for who you are n_n[/spoiler]

Psssh. It's not hard. toothdood;
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Thyme on November 09, 2010, 07:11:29 PM
Quote from: Classique on November 09, 2010, 07:08:15 PM
Psssh. It's not hard. toothdood;


It'd only require a short trip to Iowa. :3
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Classic on November 09, 2010, 07:13:12 PM
I'd break poor little Davie's heart.  :(
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Post by: rdl on November 09, 2010, 07:15:00 PM
this is felt's thread, you two fuck off with your emo shit

felt hows are you
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 10, 2010, 11:48:34 AM
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on November 09, 2010, 07:04:59 PM
Should have been pitching instead. I'd imagine with your thick, meaty [glow=orange,2,300]PENIS[/glow] it wouldn't have been hard to convince him to get below you.
He wasn't attractive at all, so my dick was flaccid.
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 10, 2010, 11:49:38 AM
Quote from: XLR on November 09, 2010, 07:15:00 PM
this is felt's thread, you two fuck off with your emo shit

felt hows are you
I've been blacking out and have forgotten who I am at times.
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Nyerp on November 10, 2010, 11:51:43 AM
was he a tsetse fly
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: ?????? on November 10, 2010, 01:00:22 PM
Quote from: Quis sum? on November 10, 2010, 11:49:38 AM
I've been blacking out and have forgotten who I am at times.
aww rape  giggle;
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: FAMY2 on November 10, 2010, 04:09:05 PM
I see why Clucky loves you Felt.   cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 10, 2010, 04:41:35 PM
Quote from: FAMY2 on November 10, 2010, 04:09:05 PM
I see why Clucky loves you Felt.   cjlubdoods;
I wish I were making it up. :(
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Classic on November 10, 2010, 07:37:21 PM
But you're not.


And you have AIDS.
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: AegisReflector on November 10, 2010, 07:39:02 PM
Fucking asians how do they work
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Post by: Nyerp on November 10, 2010, 07:45:17 PM
Quote from: AegisReflector on November 10, 2010, 07:39:02 PM
Fucking asians how do they work


Fucking asians, how does it work
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: rdl on November 10, 2010, 07:48:17 PM
Quote from: Quis sum? on November 10, 2010, 11:49:38 AM
I've been blacking out and have forgotten who I am at times.
doodthing;

well, it's not ptsd until 6 months have past.. have you told anybody yet?
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: AegisReflector on November 10, 2010, 07:50:13 PM
Quote from: Panty on November 10, 2010, 07:45:17 PM
Fucking asians, how does it work


Now, see, I didn't say that since there is no logical way to fuck an Asian.  baddood;
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 10, 2010, 08:03:44 PM
Quote from: XLR on November 10, 2010, 07:48:17 PM
doodthing;

well, it's not ptsd until 6 months have past.. have you told anybody yet?
Yeah, apparently it's a sign of a seizure.
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: AegisReflector on November 10, 2010, 08:07:08 PM
Quote from: XLR on November 10, 2010, 08:06:26 PM
idk, i had trouble remembering who i was for a couple years. according to family members the majority of my memories are made up, but i like to think that theyre just fucking with me...


THE MATRIX...IS A DREAM WORLD.
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: rdl on November 10, 2010, 08:07:31 PM
i dunno i didn't think it was that funny
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: ?????? on November 10, 2010, 09:21:33 PM
Quote from: FAMY2 on November 10, 2010, 04:09:05 PM
I see why Clucky loves you Felt.   cjlubdoods;
i love him because i can't trust him  cjlubdoods;
he foils all my evil plans  yes;
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 10, 2010, 11:52:25 PM
Quote from: Analysis Paralysis on November 10, 2010, 09:21:33 PM
i love him because i can't trust him  cjlubdoods;
he foils all my evil plans  yes;
You don't involve me in any of your schemes such as engaging in controversial therapeutic techniques with JMV. :/
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: ?????? on November 11, 2010, 12:10:32 AM
Quote from: Quis sum? on November 10, 2010, 11:52:25 PM
You don't involve me in any of your schemes such as engaging in controversial therapeutic techniques with JMV. :/
Because you ruin everything :|
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Classic on November 11, 2010, 10:23:40 AM
EVERYTHING.
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on November 11, 2010, 10:49:07 AM
Quote from: Quis sum? on November 10, 2010, 11:48:34 AM
He wasn't attractive at all, so my dick was flaccid.


You're not gay.
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 11, 2010, 11:17:43 AM
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on November 11, 2010, 10:49:07 AM
You're not gay.
I am. Just not that gay for Asians.
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: ikanaide on November 11, 2010, 11:19:33 AM
Quote from: Quis sum? on November 11, 2010, 11:17:43 AM
I am. Just not that gay for Asians.

baddood;
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Classic on November 11, 2010, 11:22:57 AM
You're such a queen. And not the good kind.
You're the kind that's like "Oh my god, here they are floating around and making noise" queen. :|
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 11, 2010, 11:31:37 AM
Quote from: iCandy on November 11, 2010, 11:19:33 AM
baddood;
except for nice ones. :o
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 11, 2010, 12:02:36 PM
My doctor thinks I'm likely to test positive. O_O
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Classic on November 11, 2010, 12:03:04 PM
 n_n
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: rdl on November 11, 2010, 12:18:26 PM
well yeah, it's easier to spread aids through buttsex.

if you do test positive, i wouldn't blame you if you did anything...dumb?
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: snoorkel on November 11, 2010, 12:41:22 PM
we still haven't met up
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 11, 2010, 03:06:34 PM
Quote from: wziard on November 11, 2010, 12:41:22 PM
we still haven't met up
maybe if I have like indeed have superaids, I'll smoke pot
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: FAMY2 on November 11, 2010, 04:33:59 PM
Quote from: Quis sum? on November 11, 2010, 12:02:36 PM
My doctor thinks I'm likely to test positive. O_O


HE HAS TO SAY THAT. OTHERWISE HE WILL BE NEGLIGENT IN HIS RUIN A LIFE DUTIES. 
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 12, 2010, 11:09:45 AM
Quote from: FAMY2 on November 11, 2010, 04:33:59 PM
HE HAS TO SAY THAT. OTHERWISE HE WILL BE NEGLIGENT IN HIS RUIN A LIFE DUTIES. 
well if i do test poz, at least i get steroids. :_:
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: crystalpepsi on November 12, 2010, 12:45:02 PM
 LOL, so who wants to place bets on how long until Felt dies from the common flu?  hocuspocus;
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: FAMY2 on November 12, 2010, 03:19:39 PM
You guys are mean.   akudood;  I hope you are negative Felt.   :3
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: rdl on November 12, 2010, 03:21:27 PM
Quote from: FAMY2 on November 12, 2010, 03:19:39 PM
You guys are mean.   akudood;  I hope you are negative Felt.   :3
of course they are. the majority of them dont have any friends akudood;
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Classic on November 12, 2010, 03:40:24 PM
Quote from: XLR on November 12, 2010, 03:21:27 PM
of course they are. the majority of them dont have any friends akudood;

lol
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: rdl on November 12, 2010, 03:43:34 PM
you are not a part of the majority
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 12, 2010, 03:44:14 PM
I hope so too, but if I'm positive it's not the end of the world.
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: ikanaide on November 12, 2010, 03:53:50 PM
Don't DIE  >.<
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 12, 2010, 04:40:49 PM
Quote from: FAMY2 on November 12, 2010, 03:19:39 PM
You guys are mean.   akudood;  I hope you are negative Felt.   :3


felt was careless, but i think it's really just concern masked in anger :'(

don't die felt :'(
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 12, 2010, 06:10:24 PM
HIV is not a death sentence, provided one takes the horse pills for the rest of their life.
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: crystalpepsi on November 12, 2010, 06:30:05 PM
Quote from: Quis sum? on November 12, 2010, 06:10:24 PM
HIV is not a death sentence, provided one takes the horse pills for the rest of their life.
Enjoy worrying about catching a cold.
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: [REDACTED] on November 12, 2010, 06:37:34 PM
Quote from: WTFRAWL on November 12, 2010, 06:30:05 PM
Enjoy worrying about catching a cold.
I don't have AIDS at least. :|
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: Classic on November 12, 2010, 06:50:02 PM
You're stupid.
Title: Re: OH GOD.
Post by: burzumfan420 on November 13, 2010, 10:00:11 AM
dont death please.