i asphyxiate in situations that you enjoy
i got two types of bladders
and im slimy as hell
who the fuck am i
first person to get it write has to make a better riddle akudood;
This seems fun.
a salamander
wow no
The bladder part has me really stuck.
Does this have to do with health problems?
are you slim
Quote from: Àmbørthümbsee on November 03, 2010, 08:19:13 PM
are you slim
the thing in question is not so ugly that he refuses to post pictures on the internet
Quote from: TheSequel on November 03, 2010, 08:18:55 PM
The bladder part has me really stuck.
Does this have to do with health problems?
no
Clucky
Is it an animal?
The prostate.
Quote from: TheSequel on November 03, 2010, 08:21:27 PM
Is it an animal?
yes
everybody else, no. i thought this was really easy.
tip?
Is it some sort of fish?
The lungs
Quote from: XLR on November 03, 2010, 08:23:32 PM
tip?
You've already given tips, but yeah sure.
What type of animal? (fish, bird, mammal, insect, etc)
Quote from: Live Is Dead on November 03, 2010, 08:24:20 PM
Is it some sort of fish?
yep, you got it. it was fish in general.
your turn
that was a fishy ending.
A boy is taken to a hospital, after breaking his leg, by his father. When the doctor sees the boy the doctor says, "This is my son!"
Explain.
the boy was a geek.
for not kicking his dad's ass
1) it's not your turn
2) the doctor was his mother
3) the father is supposed to die in a car accident and then the doctor is supposed to say i can't operate on him he's my son
4) you suck
Quote from: XLR on November 03, 2010, 08:32:35 PM
1) it's not your turn
2) the doctor was his mother
3) the father is supposed to die in a car accident and then the doctor is supposed to say i can't operate on him he's my son
4) you suck
I forgot it D:
I thought you mean you as in anyone who didn't make the last riddle.
I don't have riddles, not any that I can remember anyway
Quote from: Live Is Dead on November 03, 2010, 08:38:09 PM
I don't have riddles, not any that I can remember anyway
Make something up.
Quote from: Live Is Dead on November 03, 2010, 08:38:09 PM
I don't have riddles, not any that I can remember anyway
just look one up or something
Quote from: Cookie on November 03, 2010, 08:21:22 PM
Clucky
i laughed
i thought the same thing
i thought the bladder thing referred to my constant urination and the origins of hysteria
IMAGINE A 1-story HOUSE WITH 8 HOUSE KEEPERS a buttler and 5 maids. EVERYthing is perfect from the bugs to the rugs. Food is prepard tasty and good but nobody has seen the clor of the stairs. WHAT ARE THE COLOR OF THE STAIRS???
1 STORY HOUSE NO STAIRS
MY TURN
Yes, and I just googled and picked pretty much the first riddle I found
You're in a mansion and the power's out. You see a green door and a red door. Pick one (it doesn't matter which.) Now you see a purple door and a orange door. Pick one (again, it doesn't matter which you pick). Now you see a door with a golden handle and a door with a silver handle. Pick one. You finally come to some signs on three doors. One says "Death from drowning," another says "Death from machine guns," and the last one says "Death from electric chair." Then you see a big sign off to the side that says "Or stay in the mansion and starve to death." What do you choose and still live?
C'mon you guys guess.
Death from a chair
Quote from: Cookie on November 03, 2010, 08:56:05 PM
Death from a chair
Yep you win, the power is out.
gogogo
There is this 6 digit number! The tens digit is 2 more than the ones digit. The hundreds digit is 2 less than the tens digit. Now the hundreds digit is again equal to the thousands digit. The ten thousands digit is 2 more than the thousands digit and the hundred thousands digit is 2 less than the ten thousands digit.
353353? :(
Quote from: Socks on November 03, 2010, 09:04:16 PM
353353? :(
Couldn't it also be 575575?
or 020020?
or 242242?
anything as long as it's in the form of: xyxxyx
and x can not be greater than 7
Quote from: TheSequel on November 03, 2010, 09:06:22 PM
Couldn't it also be 575575?
or 020020?
or 242242?
Yeah, or 686686 and so on and so on
So... underneath the cloud and sky, we shall see the sun and stars. At full colors and bright passions, there will stare the human faces. Level plains and horizons, will adorn the many frames, and give title to the names.
Where am I going Boyah?
the movies?
Quote from: Cookie on November 03, 2010, 09:07:40 PM
Yeah, or 686686 and so on and so on
look at my post again
could x be 8 or 9? No, right? Because then it would mess up the pattern, right?
btw I think the answers to Socks's riddle is the movies too
it is not the fucking movies.
a museum?
an art gallery?
space
like star gazing and shit idk
the art museum. i took a girl there for our first date, and sent her that prior. she still hadn't figured it out. which i should have taken as a sign of things to come. but i did not.
This one is tough as balls.
Someone claims to have invented a Universal Truth Machine (UTM), a machine that takes a proposition as input, and returns "true", "false", or "undecidable" as output. Example:
| input | output |
| "2 + 2 = 4" | "true" |
| "0 + 2 = 4" | "false" |
| "this proposition is false" | "undecidable" |
Devise a true proposition that the UTM will claim to be false, thereby disproving the inventor's claim.
"you're gay"
Quote from: Asuka on November 03, 2010, 09:27:21 PM
"you're gay"
I think it would answer undecidable because it is a machine. Actually fuck then there isn't a way for the machine to fail if it can output undecidable.
The answer is supposed to be "Will the next answer be 'false?'"
I guess Kaz wins since there is no way :(
There isn't, is there?
really gay