I'll go first, Hiro was molested by his uncle Marty who forced him to dress up as a girl and made him pretend to be a girl, this scarred Hiro for life so now he is horrible at picking up girls. YOUR TURN
a snowman raped kaz's mother and kaz was born half snowman
this is why he hates snow and also half of himself i guess
I've already done this billions of times for Kaz
Geno was born really hot and had really hot friends then he smashed a hammer in his face and became geno
Quote from: Snowy620 on October 25, 2010, 11:16:47 AM
Nyerp was born in a cave that was full of angry, Fallout hating people.
Thus, he hates Fallout New Vegas.
It was Vegas, right? Or was it the new Kirby?
neither really lol
Quote from: C Mongler on October 25, 2010, 10:21:56 AM
Geno was born really hot and had really hot friends then he smashed a hammer in his face and became geno
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Nyerp was raised by wolves in the desert this is why Nyerp is a desert.
Geno was born with a low silly puddy deficiency disease, and when his friends attacked him with silly puddy, it brought back horrible memories of never really fitting in.
Felt was sexualized by his baseball coach and became a gay hooker. He met another young man who was also sexed by said coach and thought he was abducted by aliens and that is why felt is mysterious skin
When JMV was six, his mom ran over a raccoon. The innocent young JMV had never seen death before, so he was shocked. He took the raccoon off the street, held a funeral, and buried the corpse in his backyard. Since then, JMV has been obsessed with raccoons, and wonders what joys the raccoon could have lived had his mom never ran him over.
dicks
Quote from: Fuck on October 25, 2010, 09:57:28 AM
a snowman raped kaz's mother and kaz was born half snowman
this is why he hates snow and also half of himself i guess
this story is the epitome of modern culture.
why
That must have been a slow day.
lote was born in a house on a cliff to a sxe woman and a sword maker this is why he lives on the edge
live on the edge has an actual name?
Quote from: Clucky on August 11, 2012, 01:41:54 PM
live on the edge has an actual name?
I think it's David.
I thought it was John
In the future, we have abandoned names
clucky was a hermaphrodite with two distinct personalities and acted as if they were truly separate on the internet. their separation came to be when a lone gunman barged into his/her place and tortured them until they became separated by 50 bullets to the middle of their head down to their crotch. both cluckies grew their own limbs out of nowhere. they beat the shit out the man, who was actually their long lost uncle that came to visit from nevada.
now one of the cluckies works in the fashion field while the other one's actions are unknown
We are all just one of Clucky's alts. Except Felt .
Quote from: Original_MIB on August 11, 2012, 03:39:41 PM
clucky was a hermaphrodite with two distinct personalities and acted as if they were truly separate on the internet. their separation came to be when a lone gunman barged into his/her place and tortured them until they became separated by 50 bullets to the middle of their head down to their crotch. both cluckies grew their own limbs out of nowhere. they beat the shit out the man, who was actually their long lost uncle that came to visit from nevada.
now one of the cluckies works in the fashion field while the other one's actions are unknown
fashion is disgusting 2/10
famy was molested by a family friend and thus had sexual encounters with his next-door neighbor where he discovered the joys of fucking bareback. after realizing that his manhood has been swiveled with feminine exploitation he developed misogyny and it's why he's single now
jmv was a coon that accidentally traveled through the neopets website. he lied about his background in everything, and everything he has provided information about himself and any pictures/voice recordings/video he's uploaded are from a good friend of his. until, he had a fight with that same friend, and they accidentally went through metamorphosis to become one as a human. his friend's mind is gone so he now possesses his body and can support whatever he lied about. he is the first coon in the wald to have ever driven a car. in his spare time, he steals prepaid cards from 7-11 so he can feed his family on neopets. he has a customized basement in which it is a replica of a fully optional house with an always full garbage can in the backyard. this was made so he can have the full experience of playing with "somebody's" garbage and scavenging for food w/out getting in trouble.
ypr is a 60 y/o man with memory that surpasses many. he was a famous football player in the 1980's and 1990's that had to stop playing because he tripped on a dog and broke both his legs, enough that it ended his career. with all the people he's lost from the time he's been living of old age, he frequently daydreams about the past, so he doesn't face the problems he has now. with that, it wasn't until he was taught how to use the internet with the help of his son, that he started to socialize with people. from the time he's gotten the gist of the internet, he's been "reliving" his life by posting whatever he went through at the age he lied about. after he types them, he updates the draft to match what seems to be the present versions of what he did then, just so his posts don't seem strange.
thyme was all of quebec. but then he became a person . he was born out of a woman named Jacques from the divine seed of the quebecian spirit (known as "Baron bonjour Baguette") and was a mass of land. after becoming fed up with being providence in canada his spirit arose and transported into the body of a Boy now known as thyme. the dualistic presence of two beings constantly fight each other from within for Control causing the stagnating physical body to just remain eminent only on the internet due to its lack of physical effort. the whole state of quebec entirely depends on Thymes willingness to submit to a certain force.